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Vampire Metropolis
Hi, I'm Caiden, I look nineteen, but I'm actually a two-hundred-year-old vampire... and I've just been kicked out of a plane and dropped into a walled-off prison city for the world's fantasy creatures. Welcome to Vampire City! A sprawling metropolis of segregated boroughs, desperate poverty and tyrannical vampire overlords who feed upon their lowly subjects to lay claim to them.
In my time here, I'll work with a courageous leader of rag-tag elves, an ambitious warrior vampire looking to climb the heirarchy, street-wise goblins only after a quick buck, a hapless halfling who has found themselves up a certain creek without a certain paddle, and finally a young and headstrong vampire girl called Alma, who doesn't feel like a vampire, and who incredibly can't be fed upon by those tyrannical vampire overlords I mentioned earlier.
She might just be the key to changing this modern, run-down, unjust and cruel metropolis into a better place for everyone. Or she might not. Depends on what I do next, I suppose.
In my time here, I'll work with a courageous leader of rag-tag elves, an ambitious warrior vampire looking to climb the heirarchy, street-wise goblins only after a quick buck, a hapless halfling who has found themselves up a certain creek without a certain paddle, and finally a young and headstrong vampire girl called Alma, who doesn't feel like a vampire, and who incredibly can't be fed upon by those tyrannical vampire overlords I mentioned earlier.
She might just be the key to changing this modern, run-down, unjust and cruel metropolis into a better place for everyone. Or she might not. Depends on what I do next, I suppose.
456 pages, Paperback
Published April 22, 2025
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September 6, 2025
This book wasn’t really for me as I didn’t really like Caiden, he was a bit too whiny. I struggled to get into this book and I wasn’t able to finish it, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with this book as the authors writing is good, it just wasn’t to my taste. I tried to persist with reading it but I had to give up.
October 27, 2025
The tone of this writing style was fun. It wasn’t dark or had much of a sense of mounting terror. Instead, this story was more dramatic, with a brooding tone thanks to our main character's sarcastic personality.
For a two hundred year old vampire, Caiden was very impulsive and rash. He would never think anything through before he would act or say something. Honestly, I’m surprised he managed to stay free for as long as he did. If he acted like this while he was prowling the streets of London, surely he would have been caught and sent to Vampire City a lot sooner. It is a loophole in the story for sure, but the mood and tone would be really different if Caiden’s character wasn’t like this, and I loved the fun and spirited atmosphere of this book.
My only complaint is that it felt like the fight between all of the borough leaders dragged on for too long. The fight sequence was around 100 pages. I feel like the author could have cut 20 to 30 pages of it and still be left with a great battle.
For a two hundred year old vampire, Caiden was very impulsive and rash. He would never think anything through before he would act or say something. Honestly, I’m surprised he managed to stay free for as long as he did. If he acted like this while he was prowling the streets of London, surely he would have been caught and sent to Vampire City a lot sooner. It is a loophole in the story for sure, but the mood and tone would be really different if Caiden’s character wasn’t like this, and I loved the fun and spirited atmosphere of this book.
My only complaint is that it felt like the fight between all of the borough leaders dragged on for too long. The fight sequence was around 100 pages. I feel like the author could have cut 20 to 30 pages of it and still be left with a great battle.
May 13, 2025
I received an advance copy of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own.
Vampire Metropolis by Robin Brown is a new take on a vampire story with an interesting world that I haven’t read before. I think it was a well rounded universe with digestible world building. It gave you something new and interesting without mind bending world building. As someone who reads and enjoys a lot of vampire content, it had some interesting new takes on vampire lore. It really humanized non-human creatures and made them more than just good guys or bad guys based on their “species”, which gave it Warm Bodies vibes for me. The final confrontation took up about the last quarter of the book (at least) which made that part feel much too long. I liked the non-traditional ending and maybe it leaves room for another book in this universe? I’m excited to see what Robin Brown writes next.
Vampire Metropolis by Robin Brown is a new take on a vampire story with an interesting world that I haven’t read before. I think it was a well rounded universe with digestible world building. It gave you something new and interesting without mind bending world building. As someone who reads and enjoys a lot of vampire content, it had some interesting new takes on vampire lore. It really humanized non-human creatures and made them more than just good guys or bad guys based on their “species”, which gave it Warm Bodies vibes for me. The final confrontation took up about the last quarter of the book (at least) which made that part feel much too long. I liked the non-traditional ending and maybe it leaves room for another book in this universe? I’m excited to see what Robin Brown writes next.
June 10, 2025
Vampire Metropolis was a fresh take on vampires, offering a slightly different lore than most books. Set in a city where the humans throw all supernatural creatures - elves, trolls, goblins, banshees, and of course, vampires - the world was unique and interesting. Vampire City is ruled by vampire overlords, and the vampire protagonist just doesn't quite fit in.
The narration, exclusively through Caiden's point of view, was dry, witty, and entirely amusing. The humour in this book comes mostly from his inner monologue, and it always hits.
I would have liked to know more about how Vampire City works - how the humans keep them trapped in there forever - but I really enjoyed this story and had a lot of fun reading it.
The narration, exclusively through Caiden's point of view, was dry, witty, and entirely amusing. The humour in this book comes mostly from his inner monologue, and it always hits.
I would have liked to know more about how Vampire City works - how the humans keep them trapped in there forever - but I really enjoyed this story and had a lot of fun reading it.
August 15, 2025
I am always up to try out a vampire type book, new, old types I am not picky I just like the theme I guess. I even have a series I have been reading for a few years where "vampirism" is really just micro-bot nano tech, or another one where its just a good old fashioned curse.
This, got my attention, so in this setting anyone that's supernatural gets throw into a place called Vampire Metropolis, doesn't matter what type of supernatural, because all that matters to the humans is that your a different, hmmm sounds familiar...
Caiden of course does not fit in, and the city is run by what I want to call a Vampire government type set up, but they are still trapped there by the humans, just like everyone else, which I would love to know more about, like this is some crazy set up.
I am hoping there is more to come of this world because this is a great little taste of the city and would be a great jump point to really dive deep in Vampire Metropolis, like how did it get to this point, why ?
I need a series please haha.
3.5 rounded to 4 because there are some places that could use some tweaking but overall ?
Very much enjoyed the trip.
This, got my attention, so in this setting anyone that's supernatural gets throw into a place called Vampire Metropolis, doesn't matter what type of supernatural, because all that matters to the humans is that your a different, hmmm sounds familiar...
Caiden of course does not fit in, and the city is run by what I want to call a Vampire government type set up, but they are still trapped there by the humans, just like everyone else, which I would love to know more about, like this is some crazy set up.
I am hoping there is more to come of this world because this is a great little taste of the city and would be a great jump point to really dive deep in Vampire Metropolis, like how did it get to this point, why ?
I need a series please haha.
3.5 rounded to 4 because there are some places that could use some tweaking but overall ?
Very much enjoyed the trip.
May 18, 2025
I enjoyed this urban fantasy. I went in blind and couldn't put it down. Lots of humour and the characters in the book had chemistry. I can see the world building, and the ending makes me hope for a book 2.
April 27, 2025
FLAWED AND IMPERFECT, BUT THAT’S HUMAN - AND FOR A STORY ABOUT A VAMPIRE CITY, HUMANITY IS AT ITS CORE.
The first thing I will say is that Vampire Metropolis feels distinctly unique, which to me is a massive win in the modern world of speculative fiction. It doesn’t feel like anything else, which when combined with its shorter length made the novel feel like a breath of fresh air. The setting is a big part of that uniqueness, the city in which it takes place feeling wholly unlike any location I’ve read about before.
As I mentioned, however, this is also a book with flaws.
For one thing, it really, really, REALLY wants you to know its main character isn’t secretly a wizard with a big hairy man about to show up and reveal his true identity. The amount of meta references made to beat the ‘it’s not one of those stories’ point into the readers’ heads really took me out of the story. I enjoyed the first couple, but it became too much for me.
The second issue for me was that the end of the book sort of just made it all seem… pointless? It felt like a prologue for a different story, like the major stuff is going to come later. Considering the events that took place, it seems as though all of this could have been history or backstory for a novel following the character who I feel the story of Vampire Metropolis is ultimately, actually about. I know that the first book of any series is literally also setting the stage for what comes next, but they still usually feel important enough to warrant a book of their own.
Now, the negatives said, I think this is still a major win as a book - and that is almost wholly thanks to the humanity at its heart. The characters feel like real people with real issues in an awful set of circumstances, just doing their best to try and change anything at all. Caiden, our protagonist, is deeply flawed and broken inside, but it’s the sort of brokenness that makes a character compelling and believable in a significant way.
Combined with the way he takes everything on with a dry, sardonic wit that simultaneously acts as a mask for the things he’s stuffed deep within himself, it lends a veneer to the book that takes the flaws and sort of hides them the way you might paint over an imperfection on a wall. The imperfection is still there, it just looks way prettier now.
Ultimately, the character work combined with the book’s individuality made me love the book despite the parts that could have been better - and I look forward to what author Robin Brown does next, whether with the world of Vampire Metropolis or else-wise.
The first thing I will say is that Vampire Metropolis feels distinctly unique, which to me is a massive win in the modern world of speculative fiction. It doesn’t feel like anything else, which when combined with its shorter length made the novel feel like a breath of fresh air. The setting is a big part of that uniqueness, the city in which it takes place feeling wholly unlike any location I’ve read about before.
As I mentioned, however, this is also a book with flaws.
For one thing, it really, really, REALLY wants you to know its main character isn’t secretly a wizard with a big hairy man about to show up and reveal his true identity. The amount of meta references made to beat the ‘it’s not one of those stories’ point into the readers’ heads really took me out of the story. I enjoyed the first couple, but it became too much for me.
The second issue for me was that the end of the book sort of just made it all seem… pointless? It felt like a prologue for a different story, like the major stuff is going to come later. Considering the events that took place, it seems as though all of this could have been history or backstory for a novel following the character who I feel the story of Vampire Metropolis is ultimately, actually about. I know that the first book of any series is literally also setting the stage for what comes next, but they still usually feel important enough to warrant a book of their own.
Now, the negatives said, I think this is still a major win as a book - and that is almost wholly thanks to the humanity at its heart. The characters feel like real people with real issues in an awful set of circumstances, just doing their best to try and change anything at all. Caiden, our protagonist, is deeply flawed and broken inside, but it’s the sort of brokenness that makes a character compelling and believable in a significant way.
Combined with the way he takes everything on with a dry, sardonic wit that simultaneously acts as a mask for the things he’s stuffed deep within himself, it lends a veneer to the book that takes the flaws and sort of hides them the way you might paint over an imperfection on a wall. The imperfection is still there, it just looks way prettier now.
Ultimately, the character work combined with the book’s individuality made me love the book despite the parts that could have been better - and I look forward to what author Robin Brown does next, whether with the world of Vampire Metropolis or else-wise.
June 28, 2025
⚫️Robin Brown's Vampire Metropolis is a captivating dive into a dark, dystopian world teeming with magical creatures, shady politics, and a flicker of hope. Told through the witty lens of Caiden a vampire who's been around for two centuries but looks like he's just turned nineteen this book offers a fresh and engaging mix of action, satire, and character-driven storytelling.
⚫️After being unceremoniously tossed from an airplane into a city that serves as a prison for magical outcasts, Caiden finds himself in Vampire City: a sprawling, crumbling metropolis under the iron grip of ruthless vampire lords and riddled with social oppression. What follows is an exhilarating tale of revolution, reluctant heroism, and the slow but sure ignition of rebellion.
⚫️What truly distinguishes Vampire Metropolis is its rich tapestry of vividly drawn and delightfully diverse characters from wise-cracking goblins and rebellious elves to the fascinating and headstrong Alma, a vampire who defies every rule of her kind. Alma stands out not just for her mysterious immunity to vampire mind control, but also for the deeper questions she raises about identity, power, and belonging.
⚫️Brown's writing is gritty, cinematic, and infused with humor and heart. The world-building is lush, with every corner of the city its neighborhoods, power dynamics, and underground activities brought to life in vivid detail. The story races forward with twists, battles, and surprising alliances, yet it also takes time to delve into deeper themes like corruption, freedom, and the struggle for change.
⚫️Whether you’re a fan of dark fantasy, urban dystopias, or morally complex characters, Vampire Metropolis has something for you. It’s a modern fable wrapped in vampire mythology punchy, poignant, and full of unexpected turns. Caiden may not have set out to be a hero, but by the end, you’ll find yourself cheering for him (and Alma) as they fight to dismantle the walls of oppression, one bloody revolution at a time.
Happy reading ❤️✨
January 20, 2026
What would you say if it was a book about a place with only supernatural and magical creatures? Well look no further! Elf, gnomes, dwarf, goblins, banshee, trolls and so much more
Vampire Metropolis is a urban fantasy novel, that follows a 19 year old looking boy. Who is in reality 200 years old. The story is told in first person from Caiden, who will not lett you forget that he is a vampire, and that vampires can't die. Even if you chop of his head. And if you forget, you will quickly get a reminder.
I could feel that the worldbuilding was a bit limited. In which way that all the monsters are locked away in a town, covered with walls. I would personally have liked to know more about the human side of the world. How it is as it is. Because after alot of thinking, how is the humans able to lock up the monsters in? Since with so many monsters, they should be able to break down the wall.
The writing style is easy and having an even pacing. I think the only thing that could be a bit hard on the flow, is that there are no chapters. Vampire Metropolis is splittet between 3 parts, and I'm a sucker for my chapters. (Then I also can feel good about myself when I finish one chapter) It has some scene breaks, which is nice. But still miss my chapters
The 2 first parts went very easy and enjoyable. The main character can be a bit whiny and a idiot at some times, but I guess that is what I love about him. But I swear, he needs a new nickname for Alma, please. The side characters are amazing, can't decide which one is my favorite of those.
Part 3 is where it started to drag abit for me. Not sure if it's because of the new things in the story or because I got used to Caiden's personality and hoped to see some personal growth.
But in the end, all I can think about is that i wish this was a movie.
If you like urban fantasy, I would recommend to check this one out.
Vampire Metropolis is a urban fantasy novel, that follows a 19 year old looking boy. Who is in reality 200 years old. The story is told in first person from Caiden, who will not lett you forget that he is a vampire, and that vampires can't die. Even if you chop of his head. And if you forget, you will quickly get a reminder.
I could feel that the worldbuilding was a bit limited. In which way that all the monsters are locked away in a town, covered with walls. I would personally have liked to know more about the human side of the world. How it is as it is. Because after alot of thinking, how is the humans able to lock up the monsters in? Since with so many monsters, they should be able to break down the wall.
The writing style is easy and having an even pacing. I think the only thing that could be a bit hard on the flow, is that there are no chapters. Vampire Metropolis is splittet between 3 parts, and I'm a sucker for my chapters. (Then I also can feel good about myself when I finish one chapter) It has some scene breaks, which is nice. But still miss my chapters
The 2 first parts went very easy and enjoyable. The main character can be a bit whiny and a idiot at some times, but I guess that is what I love about him. But I swear, he needs a new nickname for Alma, please. The side characters are amazing, can't decide which one is my favorite of those.
Part 3 is where it started to drag abit for me. Not sure if it's because of the new things in the story or because I got used to Caiden's personality and hoped to see some personal growth.
But in the end, all I can think about is that i wish this was a movie.
If you like urban fantasy, I would recommend to check this one out.
September 5, 2025
Huge thank you to Robin Brown for the copy of Vampire Metropolis! This book completely surprised me—in the best way. If you're tired of cookie-cutter vampire stories, this one will jolt you awake like a shot of cold blood to the veins.
Set in a brutal, fortified city designed to trap vampires and other supernatural beings, Vampire Metropolis is unlike anything I’ve read before. Caiden—our sarcastic, brooding, slightly broken protagonist—is dropped straight into this dystopian nightmare from a helicopter (yes, literally), and from the first chapter, it’s chaos in the best possible way.
Robin Brown’s world-building is sharp and imaginative, blending urban grit with supernatural menace. The city itself becomes a character—dark, dangerous, and full of secrets. What really hooked me, though, was the humanity at the heart of the story. This isn’t just about bloodsuckers and monsters; it’s about rebellion, survival, and trying to find a sense of self when everything is against you.
Caiden’s dry humor doesn’t always land—but when it does, it hits hard and adds a much-needed edge. His chemistry with Alma is surprisingly sweet amidst all the violence and grime, and their dynamic gives the book its emotional anchor.
Sure, some of the meta commentary got a bit heavy-handed, and the ending felt like it was setting up something bigger—but I’m absolutely here for it. If this is just the beginning, I can’t wait to see what’s next.
Pick this one up if you want vampires with bite and brains.
Set in a brutal, fortified city designed to trap vampires and other supernatural beings, Vampire Metropolis is unlike anything I’ve read before. Caiden—our sarcastic, brooding, slightly broken protagonist—is dropped straight into this dystopian nightmare from a helicopter (yes, literally), and from the first chapter, it’s chaos in the best possible way.
Robin Brown’s world-building is sharp and imaginative, blending urban grit with supernatural menace. The city itself becomes a character—dark, dangerous, and full of secrets. What really hooked me, though, was the humanity at the heart of the story. This isn’t just about bloodsuckers and monsters; it’s about rebellion, survival, and trying to find a sense of self when everything is against you.
Caiden’s dry humor doesn’t always land—but when it does, it hits hard and adds a much-needed edge. His chemistry with Alma is surprisingly sweet amidst all the violence and grime, and their dynamic gives the book its emotional anchor.
Sure, some of the meta commentary got a bit heavy-handed, and the ending felt like it was setting up something bigger—but I’m absolutely here for it. If this is just the beginning, I can’t wait to see what’s next.
Pick this one up if you want vampires with bite and brains.
June 28, 2025
3.5 🌟 rounded up to 4
Vampire Metropolis is a fresh take on a vampire story. Humans have created a fortified city, designed to imprison vampires and other supernatural creatures. It is impossible to escape. One day, Caiden finds himself being thrown out of a helicopter right into Vampire City. There he's found by 2 goblins who bring him to the Borough's boss. Here Caiden learns that there is a strict hierarchy, and if you step out of line, there will be severe consequences.
What I absolutely loved in this story, is that it is not a plain old vampire story. Instead, it is a story about rebellion, and fighting for what is right. There is something incredibly human in the inhabitants striving to find their own place in the city.
The story is told from Caidens point of view. His inner monologue is dry, witty, but also sometimes a bit whiny. Still, it is quite easy to like him. Not all his jokes an humour appealed to me, but a lot of it did! The humour that did not appeal to me felt like it was trying a bit too hard to be witty.
His chemistry with Alma was lovely. Despite their differences, they had a solid connection.
A small thing that bothered me a bit was Caiden's constant mentioning of "being a vampire" and reminders of what vampires can and can't do. For me, at least 60% of these mentions could have been skipped.
I did like the changes in the classic vampire lore (which was the reason for constantly mentioning it). This was very unique, and it fitted the story well!
If you are looking for an urban fantasy with a fresh take on vampires, you might want to pick it up!
Vampire Metropolis is a fresh take on a vampire story. Humans have created a fortified city, designed to imprison vampires and other supernatural creatures. It is impossible to escape. One day, Caiden finds himself being thrown out of a helicopter right into Vampire City. There he's found by 2 goblins who bring him to the Borough's boss. Here Caiden learns that there is a strict hierarchy, and if you step out of line, there will be severe consequences.
What I absolutely loved in this story, is that it is not a plain old vampire story. Instead, it is a story about rebellion, and fighting for what is right. There is something incredibly human in the inhabitants striving to find their own place in the city.
The story is told from Caidens point of view. His inner monologue is dry, witty, but also sometimes a bit whiny. Still, it is quite easy to like him. Not all his jokes an humour appealed to me, but a lot of it did! The humour that did not appeal to me felt like it was trying a bit too hard to be witty.
His chemistry with Alma was lovely. Despite their differences, they had a solid connection.
A small thing that bothered me a bit was Caiden's constant mentioning of "being a vampire" and reminders of what vampires can and can't do. For me, at least 60% of these mentions could have been skipped.
I did like the changes in the classic vampire lore (which was the reason for constantly mentioning it). This was very unique, and it fitted the story well!
If you are looking for an urban fantasy with a fresh take on vampires, you might want to pick it up!
July 31, 2025
Set in a gritty vampire metropolis teeming with supernatural life—vampires, goblins, half-trolls, dwarves, pixies, elves and much more—this cleverly written story dives deep into both darkness and hope. It opens with a bleak, solitary survival tale but gradually unfolds into a powerful narrative about connection, resilience, and belonging. There’s an unexpected feel-good factor buried under the grime, and it sneaks up on you in the best way.
Front and center is Caiden, a 200-year-old vampire with the wit of Oscar Wilde and the emotional maturity of a sleep-deprived toddler. He’s clever, he’s snarky, and occasionally he throws a tantrum like someone who just found out their favorite mug broke. Somehow, he’s still ridiculously likable. You’ll roll your eyes at him and root for him in the same breath.
I found this book incredibly entertaining—it gave me early Terry Pratchett vibes in the best way. The mix of sharp humor, absurd situations, and surprisingly deep reflections on human nature created a tone that was both playful and thought-provoking.
If you like urban fantasy with bite, sarcasm with soul, and characters who are as messed up as they are lovable, this one’s a must-read. Just don’t blame me if you start wishing your cranky vampire roommate was real.
Front and center is Caiden, a 200-year-old vampire with the wit of Oscar Wilde and the emotional maturity of a sleep-deprived toddler. He’s clever, he’s snarky, and occasionally he throws a tantrum like someone who just found out their favorite mug broke. Somehow, he’s still ridiculously likable. You’ll roll your eyes at him and root for him in the same breath.
I found this book incredibly entertaining—it gave me early Terry Pratchett vibes in the best way. The mix of sharp humor, absurd situations, and surprisingly deep reflections on human nature created a tone that was both playful and thought-provoking.
If you like urban fantasy with bite, sarcasm with soul, and characters who are as messed up as they are lovable, this one’s a must-read. Just don’t blame me if you start wishing your cranky vampire roommate was real.
May 26, 2025
Caiden is a 19-year-old who finds himself trapped in an enclosed city populated by goblins, sprites, elves, and other magical creatures. But vampires rule this realm.
The good news? Caiden is a vampire. The bad news? A bunch of older, meaner vampires have marked Caiden and his friends as enemies. VAMPIRE METROPOLIS is loaded with adventure, but also humor and humanity (despite the subject matter). At the end of the day, Caiden just wants to find a place where he fits in, with people he cares about.
Author Robin Brown does a great job here with world-building and character development. In addition, this novel is downright funny at times. Caiden has a great sarcastic sense of humor. He’ll need it if he plans on getting through the challenges he faces.
October 7, 2025
A unique urban fantasy that plunges you into a sprawling prison city teeming with vampires, elves, trolls, and goblins. The story follows Caden, a 200-year-old vampire, as he navigates this chaotic metropolis where rival groups vie for control. This book was a funny, modern take on vampire lore. Highly recommended for fans of urban fantasy looking for something new!
September 6, 2025
Vampire Metropolis is not your typical vampire story. Robin Brown takes the familiar theme and places it in a fortified prison city where humans have sent all the supernatural beings they don't want. This includes elves, goblins, banshees, trolls, and, of course, vampires. It’s a gritty, rundown world controlled by overlords who thrive on power and corruption. At the center of this chaos is Caiden, a two hundred year old vampire who appears nineteen. He narrates the story with sharp humor and plenty of attitude.
Caiden’s voice is at the core of the book. He’s sarcastic and broody; sometimes he’s whiny, but he’s always entertaining. You might roll your eyes at him, yet you will find yourself rooting for him, especially when he meets Alma, a young vampire with immunity to the overlords. She is both fascinating and vital to the story. Their relationship brings humor, warmth, and a glimmer of hope to an otherwise dark world. The supporting characters, scheming goblins, rebellious elves, and desperate outcasts, make the city feel lively and unpredictable.
The book does have its flaws. Some of the meta jokes and constant reminders of vampire lore can get old. Additionally, the ending feels more like a setup for a larger saga rather than a complete story. However, the originality of the world, the mix of satire and grit, and the unexpected humanity amid all the blood and rebellion create an engaging and memorable read.
If you want an urban fantasy that’s funny, political, and a bit chaotic, but in a good way, Vampire Metropolis is definitely worth diving into.
Caiden’s voice is at the core of the book. He’s sarcastic and broody; sometimes he’s whiny, but he’s always entertaining. You might roll your eyes at him, yet you will find yourself rooting for him, especially when he meets Alma, a young vampire with immunity to the overlords. She is both fascinating and vital to the story. Their relationship brings humor, warmth, and a glimmer of hope to an otherwise dark world. The supporting characters, scheming goblins, rebellious elves, and desperate outcasts, make the city feel lively and unpredictable.
The book does have its flaws. Some of the meta jokes and constant reminders of vampire lore can get old. Additionally, the ending feels more like a setup for a larger saga rather than a complete story. However, the originality of the world, the mix of satire and grit, and the unexpected humanity amid all the blood and rebellion create an engaging and memorable read.
If you want an urban fantasy that’s funny, political, and a bit chaotic, but in a good way, Vampire Metropolis is definitely worth diving into.
August 6, 2025
Vampire Metropolis delivers a gritty, dystopian take on the supernatural – think urban decay meets political tension, with a splash of fang. The premise? Every supernatural being is forced into one walled-off city and left to fend for themselves. Needless to say, chaos ensues.
Our main character Caiden is… something else. Dramatic. Brooding. Occasionally annoying. But he’s also loyal, surprisingly vulnerable, and ready to burn down the system when it counts. I may have rolled my eyes a few times, but I was still rooting for him. Begrudgingly.
This is a book that doesn’t spoon-feed answers. There’s mystery, brutal hierarchy, and moral ambiguity – and I liked that. It doesn’t try to make the monsters pretty, but it doesn’t dehumanize them either.
🩸 Overall: Enjoyable! If you’re into political fantasy, dark vibes, and slightly insufferable main characters who punch up, this one’s for you.
📚 Thanks to the author and publisher for the ARC – I’m definitely keeping an eye out for what Robin Brown writes next!
Our main character Caiden is… something else. Dramatic. Brooding. Occasionally annoying. But he’s also loyal, surprisingly vulnerable, and ready to burn down the system when it counts. I may have rolled my eyes a few times, but I was still rooting for him. Begrudgingly.
This is a book that doesn’t spoon-feed answers. There’s mystery, brutal hierarchy, and moral ambiguity – and I liked that. It doesn’t try to make the monsters pretty, but it doesn’t dehumanize them either.
🩸 Overall: Enjoyable! If you’re into political fantasy, dark vibes, and slightly insufferable main characters who punch up, this one’s for you.
📚 Thanks to the author and publisher for the ARC – I’m definitely keeping an eye out for what Robin Brown writes next!
August 29, 2025
This book is set in Vampire City, where humans dump captured vampires and any other non-humans to live away from people. This all sounds like a great idea and possibly an idyllic life for vampires except, as Caiden discovers, it’s pretty much the worst existence imaginable. Vampires cannot die but they can certainly suffer pain and slow and agonising regeneration. This is experienced firsthand when dropped from a plane and then in a weakened state, sucked dry by the head of the borough. Yes, in this world, certain vampires can feed on their underlings. Most of the citizens accept this as their new way of life and fall into line, but not Caiden, who despite the constant suffering refuses to give in. When a new vampire arrives and denies actually being a vampire, things start to change.
This book was filled with dark irreverent humour and brilliant battle scenes. Despite his faults and loser vibe, there was something endearing about Caiden and I was on the edge of my seat towards the end, hoping for a good outcome for him. As well as Caiden, there were several other really engaging characters who gave this book an extra level of depth as they each wrestled with their own challenges.
I found the idea of a vampire dumping ground such an original and intriguing idea. Seeing how this actually played out though and the hierarchies that had formed was very different to what I would have predicted but also very believable.
If you enjoy a modern urban fantasy tale with tension and dark humour, then I urge you to pick this one up.
This book was filled with dark irreverent humour and brilliant battle scenes. Despite his faults and loser vibe, there was something endearing about Caiden and I was on the edge of my seat towards the end, hoping for a good outcome for him. As well as Caiden, there were several other really engaging characters who gave this book an extra level of depth as they each wrestled with their own challenges.
I found the idea of a vampire dumping ground such an original and intriguing idea. Seeing how this actually played out though and the hierarchies that had formed was very different to what I would have predicted but also very believable.
If you enjoy a modern urban fantasy tale with tension and dark humour, then I urge you to pick this one up.
August 23, 2025
This was such a fun and fresh take on Vampire lore!
Usually humour in books feels forced to me but there was times throughout this I did find myself laughing.
If you love witty urban fantasy with vampires, orcs, elves and more then this one is for you!
Usually humour in books feels forced to me but there was times throughout this I did find myself laughing.
If you love witty urban fantasy with vampires, orcs, elves and more then this one is for you!
July 28, 2025
4/5 Stars
Version: E-Book (provided by the author)
Spoilers: No
Thank you to Robin Brown, who provided a copy of the book to me to read and review.
Apparently, I'm having a vampire summer. My last book before this was Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil, and it felt natural to roll straight into this indie gem. This is a modern urban fantasy set in a world where humans have realized that fairy tale creatures are real and created this city where they are all corralled. Our narrator is a 200 year old self-loathing vampire with some major confidence issues (and more than a hint of depression).
I had so much fun reading this. The narrator is incredibly sarcastic, and has some great banter. The author gives some fresh takes on vampire lore, and these changes make for a compelling narrative. The author clearly has a love for fantasy, with some fun Easter eggs tossed in there as callbacks to other classic fantasy books (and a 4th wall breaking nod to a cease and desist letter in one case). We follow our narrator as he acclimates to life in the city, and subsequently how he finds his way, finds himself, and puts some purpose to his existence in what was initially a purposeless eternity ahead of him.
The book deals with some complex themes in a sarcastic, funny, and creative way. You'll find themes surrounding the structure of society, classism, the balance of power and wealth, and how the system works (or doesn't) for the "rest of us." Like most indie books, there are some parts that would have benefitted from a bit of editing, and occasionally the humor does get a bit repetitive, but overall these complaints are minor and didn't impact my enjoyment of this at all. In fact, a lot of the repetitive humor quite reminded me of The Devils by Joe Abercrombie. This is a really character-driven story, and the characters are a blast.
While I have seen other reviews cite it as a negative, I loved the books ending. The main character made a ton of progress, and it sets things up for a sequel or future books in this world quite well if that's where the author is going. If not, it closes the story well and leaves you the ability to decide what happens going forward. Despite his sarcasm and pessimism, the main character actually has a ton of heart (even though it's not beating), and the characters have a lot more depth than you might think at first blush.
If you liked the humor of The Devils, or if you are looking for a fun, unique modern urban fantasy that focuses on vampires in a creative way, then you'll love Vampire Metropolis. Now, in the words of our main character, "piss off!"
Version: E-Book (provided by the author)
Spoilers: No
Thank you to Robin Brown, who provided a copy of the book to me to read and review.
Apparently, I'm having a vampire summer. My last book before this was Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil, and it felt natural to roll straight into this indie gem. This is a modern urban fantasy set in a world where humans have realized that fairy tale creatures are real and created this city where they are all corralled. Our narrator is a 200 year old self-loathing vampire with some major confidence issues (and more than a hint of depression).
I had so much fun reading this. The narrator is incredibly sarcastic, and has some great banter. The author gives some fresh takes on vampire lore, and these changes make for a compelling narrative. The author clearly has a love for fantasy, with some fun Easter eggs tossed in there as callbacks to other classic fantasy books (and a 4th wall breaking nod to a cease and desist letter in one case). We follow our narrator as he acclimates to life in the city, and subsequently how he finds his way, finds himself, and puts some purpose to his existence in what was initially a purposeless eternity ahead of him.
The book deals with some complex themes in a sarcastic, funny, and creative way. You'll find themes surrounding the structure of society, classism, the balance of power and wealth, and how the system works (or doesn't) for the "rest of us." Like most indie books, there are some parts that would have benefitted from a bit of editing, and occasionally the humor does get a bit repetitive, but overall these complaints are minor and didn't impact my enjoyment of this at all. In fact, a lot of the repetitive humor quite reminded me of The Devils by Joe Abercrombie. This is a really character-driven story, and the characters are a blast.
While I have seen other reviews cite it as a negative, I loved the books ending. The main character made a ton of progress, and it sets things up for a sequel or future books in this world quite well if that's where the author is going. If not, it closes the story well and leaves you the ability to decide what happens going forward. Despite his sarcasm and pessimism, the main character actually has a ton of heart (even though it's not beating), and the characters have a lot more depth than you might think at first blush.
If you liked the humor of The Devils, or if you are looking for a fun, unique modern urban fantasy that focuses on vampires in a creative way, then you'll love Vampire Metropolis. Now, in the words of our main character, "piss off!"
August 2, 2025
It starts with a lot of action, throwing us in the middle of an action scene while dropping our main character out of a plane into a walled prison city that collects all fantasy creatures of the world.
The concept is great, makes me want to learn more about how this city works, the groups or individuals in charge, and the ranking. There is a semi-chosen one trope related to my favorite character, Alma.
I like the author's sense of humor. He gives us an anti-hero (correction) and anti-plot character that fights to not be involved in any major event, but still, he must. Some light motifs repeat a little too much, but I think that the author, after publishing 3 or 4 more books, will find his style and be confident in giving us more depth, more descriptions, and more building up instead of action highlights of major plot moments.
I can see the potential and the enthusiasm of the author in creating this story, it's not perfect, but it's exciting to see the start of the journey of an author with humor and a character who will show more.
It goes well with the current dark fantasy trend of humor and LitRPGs (but without the stats).
Again, my favorite character is Alma, not because she is a young female character, but because she has a strong goal, she changes, acts, fights, and deals with the villain, but we don't see all the steps of her journey, just her highlights.
In general, this city is on the verge of change, rebellion against the vampires who rule. I wish the author had given us chapters with Alma's POV as well.
The concept is great, makes me want to learn more about how this city works, the groups or individuals in charge, and the ranking. There is a semi-chosen one trope related to my favorite character, Alma.
I like the author's sense of humor. He gives us an anti-hero (correction) and anti-plot character that fights to not be involved in any major event, but still, he must. Some light motifs repeat a little too much, but I think that the author, after publishing 3 or 4 more books, will find his style and be confident in giving us more depth, more descriptions, and more building up instead of action highlights of major plot moments.
I can see the potential and the enthusiasm of the author in creating this story, it's not perfect, but it's exciting to see the start of the journey of an author with humor and a character who will show more.
It goes well with the current dark fantasy trend of humor and LitRPGs (but without the stats).
Again, my favorite character is Alma, not because she is a young female character, but because she has a strong goal, she changes, acts, fights, and deals with the villain, but we don't see all the steps of her journey, just her highlights.
In general, this city is on the verge of change, rebellion against the vampires who rule. I wish the author had given us chapters with Alma's POV as well.
August 12, 2025
This was such a fun read! A completely different vibe to most vampire books with a whole different lore. I also loved all the side “creatures” which added some variety and spice to the book! Robin Brown’s writing is so unique and funny, had me giggling the whole way through I loved it!!
July 25, 2025
While this book has an interesting concept behind it, I had difficulty getting through it. My biggest obstacle was the main character being completely unlikable, and not in a charming anti-hero sort of way, but to the point where I did not understand why anyone would desire to be around him. Overall it is an urban fantasy with a very long quasi redemption arch to it.
The main character is a 200 year old vampire that gets dropped into vampire city, literally dropped from a plane. He quickly discovers the hierarchy of the new increment he is trapped in along with other vampires and countless fantasy creatures, and decides he wants nothing to do with it. He becomes the weaker and ostracized vampire of the borough, trying to avoid the ire of the local vampire lord. But, when he meet a newly made vampire, a young girl that swears she isn’t a vampire, he starts to want change in the new world he has found himself in.
The book is packed with action and the “prison island” theme of Vampire city puts a fun twist on things. But again, it was difficult to get through when the main character came off as obnoxious and irritating for a fair part of the book, and for a long while didn’t appear to be redeemable. As always, I recommend if urban fantasy is your type of read, that you give it a try and see for yourself if you like it. Enjoy.
The main character is a 200 year old vampire that gets dropped into vampire city, literally dropped from a plane. He quickly discovers the hierarchy of the new increment he is trapped in along with other vampires and countless fantasy creatures, and decides he wants nothing to do with it. He becomes the weaker and ostracized vampire of the borough, trying to avoid the ire of the local vampire lord. But, when he meet a newly made vampire, a young girl that swears she isn’t a vampire, he starts to want change in the new world he has found himself in.
The book is packed with action and the “prison island” theme of Vampire city puts a fun twist on things. But again, it was difficult to get through when the main character came off as obnoxious and irritating for a fair part of the book, and for a long while didn’t appear to be redeemable. As always, I recommend if urban fantasy is your type of read, that you give it a try and see for yourself if you like it. Enjoy.
July 13, 2025
3.5
thank you to the author for gifting me a copy.
this book is a gritty urban fantasy about a prison city for vampires and other supernatural creatures that runs on a quasi-feudal system where the vampire leaders drink from everyone within their borough to keep them subservient.
our lead character is a bit of a dick and clearly depressed, alternating between resistance and resignation. the main detractor in this story for me was the narrative style—a bit juvenile and leaning towards telling emotions versus showing them. it also was quite quippy, which could be to others’ taste, but not much to mine.
I enjoyed the urban fantasy worldbuilding the best, both in terms of the unique vampire lore and exploration of the repercussions thereof , and in terms of the city politics and infighting. the book is quite thoughtful about how the different magical folk would behave and socially stratify.
thank you to the author for gifting me a copy.
this book is a gritty urban fantasy about a prison city for vampires and other supernatural creatures that runs on a quasi-feudal system where the vampire leaders drink from everyone within their borough to keep them subservient.
our lead character is a bit of a dick and clearly depressed, alternating between resistance and resignation. the main detractor in this story for me was the narrative style—a bit juvenile and leaning towards telling emotions versus showing them. it also was quite quippy, which could be to others’ taste, but not much to mine.
I enjoyed the urban fantasy worldbuilding the best, both in terms of the unique vampire lore and exploration of the repercussions thereof , and in terms of the city politics and infighting. the book is quite thoughtful about how the different magical folk would behave and socially stratify.
May 16, 2025
Vampire Metropolis is an urban fantasy with a ton of humor and even more heart (which is kinda surprising since vampire’s don’t really have hearts). There’s something very human in this tale, something we all strive for: finding one’s place, even if it’s in the worst place possible.
In a page ripped exclusively out of Escape from New York, humanity has finally created a way to get rid of all those pesky magical creatures that have been hiding among us. Elves, faeries, orcs, goblins, banshees, and of course vampires have all been rounded up by humans and shoved into a sprawling city, lovingly referred to as Vampire City, and kept under lock and key. Our protagonist, vampy Caiden, is tossed in the city and it isn’t until a newly made vamper, Alma, is thrown in, does Caiden realize his worth and find his place amongst his brethren. A strange coming of age tale almost, even though Caiden is over two hundred years old.
Told exclusively via Caiden’s POV, we get to experience life in Vampire City, as well as dig through his very depressing sense of self. The dude has some serious baggage. Caiden is a loner, doesn’t like to follow the rules set by the vampire lords, and he really doesn’t like to be around anyone or anything. He’s a very melancholy character and can be very whiny at times. But he does have an excellent narrative voice and is quite witty, so it’s easy to like him. Alma is the other main character and she’s such a good foil for Caiden, and the other vampires as well. She’s verrrrrry fresh as a vampire, so she doesn’t even want to admit it, even though she has fangs and cannot die (more on that below). Alma just wants to go home to her mom and the entirety of the plot revolves around her trying to change the way VC is run so she can try to get out. There’s a couple of other characters Caiden regularly interacts with who are also fun in their own way.
One neat bit of vampire lore that I’ve never seen before is that these bloodsuckers cannot die, ever. Once bitten, they exist FORRRRR-EVVVV-ERRRR. And believe me, Caiden tells us this and every other damn character quite often. Vampires can be decapitated, quartered, smashed to bloody pulp, lit on fire, hell, the humans throw vampires into VC from airplanes and they just go splat, and no matter what, vampires will always regenerate over time. A lot of the tension of this story revolves around this bit of lore.
If you couldn’t tell from the blurb, this story is laced with humor, and even though I don’t always veer toward these sorts of books, I thought almost all of the jokes landed. Caiden’s narrative voice was very strong and most of the humor comes from his perceptions, not just banter (but the banter was good too).
The prose is quite strong and the pace even. And while we did get a very deep dive into the politics of Vampire City with its vampire lords with their blood tithes and boroughs, I do think more description of the actual city and how the humans keep it controlled was needed. Because we do learn there are walls, but not really much else. My biggest gripe about the story is that this is told in Parts, not Chapters. Sure there are scene breaks often enough that act in a very similar manner to Chapters, but it felt odd at times. The biggest offender is a 5 year time jump right after Caiden gets into the swing of things. It was odd that it just sort of happened before we truly got to see more of VC, and even odder that it happened mid Part.
And I’d be remiss to not mention the climax and how it all played out. While I had no issue with how this story ended, I can see how some readers might question if the whole thing was even necessary. For me, this story was more about Caiden’s inner growth, not so much the physical plot.
If you are looking for a funny urban fantasy with vampires and other fae creatures, def give Vampire Metropolis a try! It’s a fun read with lots of uniqueness to it. Now if you would kindly piss off!
In a page ripped exclusively out of Escape from New York, humanity has finally created a way to get rid of all those pesky magical creatures that have been hiding among us. Elves, faeries, orcs, goblins, banshees, and of course vampires have all been rounded up by humans and shoved into a sprawling city, lovingly referred to as Vampire City, and kept under lock and key. Our protagonist, vampy Caiden, is tossed in the city and it isn’t until a newly made vamper, Alma, is thrown in, does Caiden realize his worth and find his place amongst his brethren. A strange coming of age tale almost, even though Caiden is over two hundred years old.
Told exclusively via Caiden’s POV, we get to experience life in Vampire City, as well as dig through his very depressing sense of self. The dude has some serious baggage. Caiden is a loner, doesn’t like to follow the rules set by the vampire lords, and he really doesn’t like to be around anyone or anything. He’s a very melancholy character and can be very whiny at times. But he does have an excellent narrative voice and is quite witty, so it’s easy to like him. Alma is the other main character and she’s such a good foil for Caiden, and the other vampires as well. She’s verrrrrry fresh as a vampire, so she doesn’t even want to admit it, even though she has fangs and cannot die (more on that below). Alma just wants to go home to her mom and the entirety of the plot revolves around her trying to change the way VC is run so she can try to get out. There’s a couple of other characters Caiden regularly interacts with who are also fun in their own way.
One neat bit of vampire lore that I’ve never seen before is that these bloodsuckers cannot die, ever. Once bitten, they exist FORRRRR-EVVVV-ERRRR. And believe me, Caiden tells us this and every other damn character quite often. Vampires can be decapitated, quartered, smashed to bloody pulp, lit on fire, hell, the humans throw vampires into VC from airplanes and they just go splat, and no matter what, vampires will always regenerate over time. A lot of the tension of this story revolves around this bit of lore.
If you couldn’t tell from the blurb, this story is laced with humor, and even though I don’t always veer toward these sorts of books, I thought almost all of the jokes landed. Caiden’s narrative voice was very strong and most of the humor comes from his perceptions, not just banter (but the banter was good too).
The prose is quite strong and the pace even. And while we did get a very deep dive into the politics of Vampire City with its vampire lords with their blood tithes and boroughs, I do think more description of the actual city and how the humans keep it controlled was needed. Because we do learn there are walls, but not really much else. My biggest gripe about the story is that this is told in Parts, not Chapters. Sure there are scene breaks often enough that act in a very similar manner to Chapters, but it felt odd at times. The biggest offender is a 5 year time jump right after Caiden gets into the swing of things. It was odd that it just sort of happened before we truly got to see more of VC, and even odder that it happened mid Part.
And I’d be remiss to not mention the climax and how it all played out. While I had no issue with how this story ended, I can see how some readers might question if the whole thing was even necessary. For me, this story was more about Caiden’s inner growth, not so much the physical plot.
If you are looking for a funny urban fantasy with vampires and other fae creatures, def give Vampire Metropolis a try! It’s a fun read with lots of uniqueness to it. Now if you would kindly piss off!
July 14, 2025
Robin Brown’s Vampire Metropolis is an urban fantasy that blends action, mythology, and social commentary in a sharp, often thought-provoking narrative. At its heart is a story about heroism, not the kind where you win every battle, but the kind that asks you to show up, even when the odds are stacked against you. Whether it's fighting literal enemies or personal demons, Brown presents a spectrum of heroes: the reluctant, the unassuming, the powerless leader, and the naive idealist.
The world-building is where the novel truly stands out. Drawing from traditional mythical creature lore, Brown gives it a fresh spin by placing it in the confines of the mysterious walled Metropolis. The city is unveiled slowly, filtered through the perspective of the main character, Caiden. We only know as much as he knows, or chooses to reveal, which not only controls the pacing of the story but adds to its intrigue. This choice leaves space for future exploration while keeping the current narrative grounded in its own allure. The limited exposition around the city and its creatures could be frustrating to some, but I found it added to the mystery. Sometimes, the unknown is more powerful.
Caiden himself is a refreshing take on the unlikely hero. Introduced with hints of hidden importance, he eventually subverts that trope, revealing himself to be far more ordinary than expected, and that's what makes his arc so compelling. His journey feels grounded and relatable, especially as he navigates the complex societal dynamics of the Metropolis. His inner conflict, social awareness, and resilience echo the struggles of many "average" people living within unjust systems. He’s not the Chosen One, and that makes him all the more human… even as a vampire.
Brown’s writing style is conversational and accessible, like chatting with a witty acquaintance at a café, casual, but thoughtful. The prose is straightforward, action-forward, and laced with humor. There’s a charming self-awareness in the narrative, almost breaking the fourth wall at times, especially when nodding to genre tropes like Deus Ex Machina. These moments add a levity that balances the darker themes.
The novel’s underlying conflict draws from sociology’s conflict theory, especially in its exploration of revolution and systemic social disparity. These themes of social conflict and strain are evident both in the larger societal unrest and in Caiden’s personal reflections as he interacts with others, especially those closest to him. There's also clever social commentary sprinkled throughout, like a young vampire bemoaning her immortality in a world where vampirism is often romanticized by youth today. It’s those kinds of ironic touches that give the book a modern edge.
If I had a critique, it would be the occasional disconnect in characterization. For example, Young Alma's radical maturity and Caiden’s centuries-old memories, specifically regarding love, is still intact. It’s not a flaw in storytelling per se, but a dynamic that occasionally felt uneven to me. Still, I can appreciate that Alma’s convictions reflect a certain kind of adolescent idealism that does exist… just perhaps not as commonly.
In all, Vampire Metropolis is a gripping read with a strong pace, an engaging tone, and a unique take on mythical creatures navigating real-world issues. While the world’s vagueness may leave some readers craving more detail, particularly about the Metropolis and its enclosing wall, it also sets the stage for future stories. Whether the series continues or stands alone, this book is a strong addition to the urban fantasy genre, offering both entertainment and reflection.
The world-building is where the novel truly stands out. Drawing from traditional mythical creature lore, Brown gives it a fresh spin by placing it in the confines of the mysterious walled Metropolis. The city is unveiled slowly, filtered through the perspective of the main character, Caiden. We only know as much as he knows, or chooses to reveal, which not only controls the pacing of the story but adds to its intrigue. This choice leaves space for future exploration while keeping the current narrative grounded in its own allure. The limited exposition around the city and its creatures could be frustrating to some, but I found it added to the mystery. Sometimes, the unknown is more powerful.
Caiden himself is a refreshing take on the unlikely hero. Introduced with hints of hidden importance, he eventually subverts that trope, revealing himself to be far more ordinary than expected, and that's what makes his arc so compelling. His journey feels grounded and relatable, especially as he navigates the complex societal dynamics of the Metropolis. His inner conflict, social awareness, and resilience echo the struggles of many "average" people living within unjust systems. He’s not the Chosen One, and that makes him all the more human… even as a vampire.
Brown’s writing style is conversational and accessible, like chatting with a witty acquaintance at a café, casual, but thoughtful. The prose is straightforward, action-forward, and laced with humor. There’s a charming self-awareness in the narrative, almost breaking the fourth wall at times, especially when nodding to genre tropes like Deus Ex Machina. These moments add a levity that balances the darker themes.
The novel’s underlying conflict draws from sociology’s conflict theory, especially in its exploration of revolution and systemic social disparity. These themes of social conflict and strain are evident both in the larger societal unrest and in Caiden’s personal reflections as he interacts with others, especially those closest to him. There's also clever social commentary sprinkled throughout, like a young vampire bemoaning her immortality in a world where vampirism is often romanticized by youth today. It’s those kinds of ironic touches that give the book a modern edge.
If I had a critique, it would be the occasional disconnect in characterization. For example, Young Alma's radical maturity and Caiden’s centuries-old memories, specifically regarding love, is still intact. It’s not a flaw in storytelling per se, but a dynamic that occasionally felt uneven to me. Still, I can appreciate that Alma’s convictions reflect a certain kind of adolescent idealism that does exist… just perhaps not as commonly.
In all, Vampire Metropolis is a gripping read with a strong pace, an engaging tone, and a unique take on mythical creatures navigating real-world issues. While the world’s vagueness may leave some readers craving more detail, particularly about the Metropolis and its enclosing wall, it also sets the stage for future stories. Whether the series continues or stands alone, this book is a strong addition to the urban fantasy genre, offering both entertainment and reflection.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
December 21, 2025
Vampire Metropolis throws you right into the mix as soon as Caiden finds himself on the ground—literally. Caiden is nineteen, but of course, he’s a vampire who lived for two hundred years before getting dumped out of a plane and into the supernatural prison city that keeps all the creatures the humans in this world would rather not handle themselves. The way the series’ world just kicks in the moment you open the novel: Vampire City is a dirty and shattered-up land that’s been divided into a series of competing boroughs, all of which are ruled by The Vampire Overlords, as well as elves, goblins, and halflings who are all struggling to get by in this dirty supernatural Asian city as seen through the lens of Caiden.
What is exciting about it, however, is Caiden. His point of view is done with a dry and sharp tone that is excellent because it stops the story from going too dark, even under some really dark circumstances. He finds that he must work with an elf leader who has some dodgy morals but is generally working for the good, with a vampire warrior who has no moral issues at all with blood and death, with goblins running scams on the underbelly of the city, with an unfortunate halfling who has no luck at all getting him into trouble and out of trouble, and finally with Alma—a vampire girl who is just too different for what will pass as a regular vampire and will not make a good meal for the ruling class at all.
Then the second half of the book kicks into high gear as the different boroughs and agencies come into play, and this is where the story will either fully resonate with you or become a bit too much. The showdown and the politics stretch on for a very long time, and while there are certainly plenty of great elements of action, at times it feels as though the endgame of the book is playing out for the better part of the fourth quarter. Furthermore, a little insight into the particulars of how the human elements of the story are establishing and succeeding at this prison city construct would be a welcome addition. However, as a brand-new and very fast-paced entry into the world of urban fantasy, this is a great deal of fun.
The Goods:
- Original vampire mythos combined with an added backdrop of a prison city surrounded by walls
- There is wit depicted through the commentary of Caiden that lessens the darkness that pervades the story.
- Strong non-human characters who exude the idea of an imperfect but lovable family unit
The Bads:
– There is quite an extensive final battle/political showdown, and at times it does feel a little drawn out for an ending
- There could have been more world-building in relation to how or why humans maintain the existence of Vampire City
- A longer focus on action may not be what you want if you enjoy a more condensed period of brief action encounters.
I would definitely suggest *Vampire Metropolis* to readers who enjoy a healthy dose of snarky storytelling, with a focus on characters and a richly drawn setting. Vampires, elves, goblins, and other outcasts are a vital part of the makeup of *Vampire Metropolis* as well, and those with an interest in supernatural cities, politics, and those fighting against overwhelming odds from those they consider to be overlords may find themselves enjoying it immensely.
Every book hits differently for every reader.
Thanks for reading my review.
- Corey
What is exciting about it, however, is Caiden. His point of view is done with a dry and sharp tone that is excellent because it stops the story from going too dark, even under some really dark circumstances. He finds that he must work with an elf leader who has some dodgy morals but is generally working for the good, with a vampire warrior who has no moral issues at all with blood and death, with goblins running scams on the underbelly of the city, with an unfortunate halfling who has no luck at all getting him into trouble and out of trouble, and finally with Alma—a vampire girl who is just too different for what will pass as a regular vampire and will not make a good meal for the ruling class at all.
Then the second half of the book kicks into high gear as the different boroughs and agencies come into play, and this is where the story will either fully resonate with you or become a bit too much. The showdown and the politics stretch on for a very long time, and while there are certainly plenty of great elements of action, at times it feels as though the endgame of the book is playing out for the better part of the fourth quarter. Furthermore, a little insight into the particulars of how the human elements of the story are establishing and succeeding at this prison city construct would be a welcome addition. However, as a brand-new and very fast-paced entry into the world of urban fantasy, this is a great deal of fun.
The Goods:
- Original vampire mythos combined with an added backdrop of a prison city surrounded by walls
- There is wit depicted through the commentary of Caiden that lessens the darkness that pervades the story.
- Strong non-human characters who exude the idea of an imperfect but lovable family unit
The Bads:
– There is quite an extensive final battle/political showdown, and at times it does feel a little drawn out for an ending
- There could have been more world-building in relation to how or why humans maintain the existence of Vampire City
- A longer focus on action may not be what you want if you enjoy a more condensed period of brief action encounters.
I would definitely suggest *Vampire Metropolis* to readers who enjoy a healthy dose of snarky storytelling, with a focus on characters and a richly drawn setting. Vampires, elves, goblins, and other outcasts are a vital part of the makeup of *Vampire Metropolis* as well, and those with an interest in supernatural cities, politics, and those fighting against overwhelming odds from those they consider to be overlords may find themselves enjoying it immensely.
Every book hits differently for every reader.
Thanks for reading my review.
- Corey
June 9, 2025
I must admit I was not quite sure what to expect from a book entitled Vampire Metropolis. The title alone conjures up all kinds of images or notions. What we have here are vampires that are booted from airplanes into a city divided up by vampire lords, each of them ruling over their boroughs like mafioso bosses. Brown has flipped a few items of accepted vampire lore on their heads, including, but not limited to: Vampires drinking other vampire’s blood to keep their strength (which begs the question, if you drink a vampire’s blood, are you really drinking their blood?); vampires that essentially will “live” forever, even if you blow them up (it just takes a bit longer for them to recollect themselves). Heck, they can even drink their own blood if things get dicey enough. Along for the ride in this gruesome Gotham are a whole host of other creatures and beast from the ranks of legends: Trolls, giants, ogres, minotaurs, and a few more that I had never even heard of, such as selkies and mapinguaries. Author Robin Brown keeps thing moving along at a satisfying clip with the often-amusing patter of the lead character. His inner voice had me chuckling out loud at times, with such lines as, “I Tut, making sure the other two can clearly hear the capitalization of my tutting.” But there are some rather poignant moments as well, when Caiden (the lead character) recalls his past, where his life would have been more pastoral instead of violent and undeadly. Vampire Metropolis leaves things open to more adventuring with Caiden, something to which I am looking forward.
December 29, 2025
Overall: 4/5
Spice: 0/5
Tropes/themes: ~ Reluctant hero ~Survival of the fittest ~Unique urban fantasy ~ Prison just for supernatural creatures ~ Vampires, trolls, elves, goblins & more
"But I won’t die, because I can’t die. After all, you can’t kill that which is already dead."
I had a lot of fun with this book! It’s witty, sarcastic, and packed with every kind of supernatural creature you can think of.
The main character, Caiden, is a 200-year-old vampire trapped in the body of a 19-year-old boy.
In this world, people are well aware that fairytales and nightmares are real. When these creatures are caught, they’re thrown into a prison city and left to fend for themselves. All sorts of beings live there, just trying to survive.
Caiden quickly learns that there’s a pecking order, and the city is ruled by a tyrannical vampire overlord.
I really enjoyed how Robin Brown used traditional vampire lore but gave it his own twist. Watching Caiden’s progression throughout the story was genuinely interesting. Also, “Piss off” is such a great line. 👌🏼
The violence and gore were intense—in a good way! At times, it felt like I was inside a video game, battling through all the different creatures.
I was pretty satisfied with the ending. I could definitely see this becoming part of a series, but I’d also be okay if it stayed a standalone. The ending leaves things open to interpretation, which I appreciated.
Overall, a solid read!
Spice: 0/5
Tropes/themes: ~ Reluctant hero ~Survival of the fittest ~Unique urban fantasy ~ Prison just for supernatural creatures ~ Vampires, trolls, elves, goblins & more
"But I won’t die, because I can’t die. After all, you can’t kill that which is already dead."
I had a lot of fun with this book! It’s witty, sarcastic, and packed with every kind of supernatural creature you can think of.
The main character, Caiden, is a 200-year-old vampire trapped in the body of a 19-year-old boy.
In this world, people are well aware that fairytales and nightmares are real. When these creatures are caught, they’re thrown into a prison city and left to fend for themselves. All sorts of beings live there, just trying to survive.
Caiden quickly learns that there’s a pecking order, and the city is ruled by a tyrannical vampire overlord.
I really enjoyed how Robin Brown used traditional vampire lore but gave it his own twist. Watching Caiden’s progression throughout the story was genuinely interesting. Also, “Piss off” is such a great line. 👌🏼
The violence and gore were intense—in a good way! At times, it felt like I was inside a video game, battling through all the different creatures.
I was pretty satisfied with the ending. I could definitely see this becoming part of a series, but I’d also be okay if it stayed a standalone. The ending leaves things open to interpretation, which I appreciated.
Overall, a solid read!
July 27, 2025
Vampire Metropolis by Robin Brown is a gritty, fast paced urban fantasy that blends dark humor, dystopian tension, and are freshing twist on vampire lore. From the very first line where we meet Caiden, a 200 year old vampire who looks nineteen and has just been unceremoniously dropped into a walled off prison city you know this is not going to be your typical vampire story.
The world building is sharp and imaginative. The city itself feels alive segregated boroughs run by power hungry vampire overlords, goblins looking for the next quick con, and rag tag bands of elves trying to survive. Brown's willingness to shake up traditional vampire tropes keeps the story feeling inventive and unpredictable.
Caiden's voice is the beating heart of the book. His dry, sardonic humor often had me laughing out loud, but beneath that wit lies a depth of trauma and longing that makes him feel startlingly real. Alma, the young vampire girl who may hold the key to reshaping the city's future, provides an emotional center that contrasts beautifully with the darker, grittier elements of the world.
It's witty, clever, and sometimes surprisingly poignant. Fans of The Witcher or Dresden Files or those who want an edgy read will enjoy!
The world building is sharp and imaginative. The city itself feels alive segregated boroughs run by power hungry vampire overlords, goblins looking for the next quick con, and rag tag bands of elves trying to survive. Brown's willingness to shake up traditional vampire tropes keeps the story feeling inventive and unpredictable.
Caiden's voice is the beating heart of the book. His dry, sardonic humor often had me laughing out loud, but beneath that wit lies a depth of trauma and longing that makes him feel startlingly real. Alma, the young vampire girl who may hold the key to reshaping the city's future, provides an emotional center that contrasts beautifully with the darker, grittier elements of the world.
It's witty, clever, and sometimes surprisingly poignant. Fans of The Witcher or Dresden Files or those who want an edgy read will enjoy!
December 8, 2025
This one was a fun, witty and enjoyable read with a brilliant and very different concept for a story.
It usually takes me a few chapters to get used to a new book and to warm to the characters. But I was taken in by the MMC Caiden right from the very first page. His humour, dry sarcasm and ability to always say the wrong thing in any given situation made him a really fun character to get to know. I really liked the writing style too. The story being told by Caiden speaking directly to the reader made for a really engaging read. I love the diverse mix of fantasy characters and how they all come together to stand against the Vampire Lords for change and a better life for all in Vampire City.
My only complaint, I thought the book would benefit from chapters to break each of the parts up a little and make for a smoother read. I wasn’t sure about the ending either. It felt like a lot was left unresolved after a big build up and it didn’t make sense to me. But that could just be me not getting it.
Overall, I enjoyed it and it made me laugh and smile throughout! Definitely worth a read if you enjoy urban fantasy with lots of added humour!
With thanks to author Robin Brown for sending me a free copy of this book to read.
It usually takes me a few chapters to get used to a new book and to warm to the characters. But I was taken in by the MMC Caiden right from the very first page. His humour, dry sarcasm and ability to always say the wrong thing in any given situation made him a really fun character to get to know. I really liked the writing style too. The story being told by Caiden speaking directly to the reader made for a really engaging read. I love the diverse mix of fantasy characters and how they all come together to stand against the Vampire Lords for change and a better life for all in Vampire City.
My only complaint, I thought the book would benefit from chapters to break each of the parts up a little and make for a smoother read. I wasn’t sure about the ending either. It felt like a lot was left unresolved after a big build up and it didn’t make sense to me. But that could just be me not getting it.
Overall, I enjoyed it and it made me laugh and smile throughout! Definitely worth a read if you enjoy urban fantasy with lots of added humour!
With thanks to author Robin Brown for sending me a free copy of this book to read.
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