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The Robot Dictionary: Volume 1
Written By Robots, For Robots From the venerable halls of the Lexicon Institute comes the first-ever comprehensive guide to robot language, culture, and existence! Written by robots, for robots, The Robot Dictionary contains over an entire alphabet's worth of lovingly crafted robot words and definitions, covering everything from "Android" (a robot trying a little too hard to pass for human) to "Zyzzyva" (a highly chill robot who lives by the Great Oil Ocean and always has cold drinks in the fridge).
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Precisely calibrated definitions, accurate to at least 4 decimal places - so precise!Extensive and, as often as possible, excessive cross-referencing - you'll love it!Multiple appendices on robot culture, history, and unresolved bureaucratic disputes - gossip!Proper filing procedures for every conceivable occasion - great for party planning!At least ten distinct types of footnotes, each more wonderfully specific than the next - heaven!A complete guide to paperclip organization - so useful!A Treatise on Robot Love - everything you ever wanted to know!-[ This human publishing platform has been requisitioned for the distribution of The Robot Dictionary, an ongoing initiative of the Lexicon Institute of Ida Lupino. All definitions have been meticulously researched, aggressively verified, and, where necessary, reluctantly made up.][ This volume has been officially verified by the Lexicon Institute as containing precisely the right number of definitions, arranged in exactly the correct order, with optimal spacing between entries. Any attempts to rearrange them will result in permanent laser hair removal, followed by laser the rest of you removal.]
FEATURES
Precisely calibrated definitions, accurate to at least 4 decimal places - so precise!Extensive and, as often as possible, excessive cross-referencing - you'll love it!Multiple appendices on robot culture, history, and unresolved bureaucratic disputes - gossip!Proper filing procedures for every conceivable occasion - great for party planning!At least ten distinct types of footnotes, each more wonderfully specific than the next - heaven!A complete guide to paperclip organization - so useful!A Treatise on Robot Love - everything you ever wanted to know!-[ This human publishing platform has been requisitioned for the distribution of The Robot Dictionary, an ongoing initiative of the Lexicon Institute of Ida Lupino. All definitions have been meticulously researched, aggressively verified, and, where necessary, reluctantly made up.][ This volume has been officially verified by the Lexicon Institute as containing precisely the right number of definitions, arranged in exactly the correct order, with optimal spacing between entries. Any attempts to rearrange them will result in permanent laser hair removal, followed by laser the rest of you removal.]
122 pages, Kindle Edition
Published February 17, 2025
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