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299 pages, Kindle Edition
First published November 25, 2014
I looked out the front door as a nymphomaniac prostitute in a Nurse Goodbody costume got out of a little red car and Beyonce'd her way to the door.
"I thought it was June. It's still June, right? 'Cause this looks like Halloween to me."
Jeremy said, "If she says 'trick-or-treat,' Dad, give her me."
"Oh, hell," Mason said.
I turned slowly, tearing my eyes off the breast-feeding-mother-sized breasts that were revealed by the open top of her white, button-down, skintight, micro-mini nurse getup. Yea, it was that bad.