Psst! Read Me, Too!

by Robbie Mahair, Tom Lintern (illustrator)

Hey!

Thanks for reading my description!

Maybe you read me before, when I told the story of how Essie the ninja defeated the evil Doctor Power Tiger and his exploding ninjas. Now I have a whole new story for you. And this time Doctor Power Tiger comes after me. Can you believe that? Me? I'm the book! I just tell the story! I'm not supposed to be in the story!

I hope you enjoy reading me! And I hope you can help Essie save me from Doctor Power Tiger because, if not ... *gulp*.

(Hey, how did I make that gulp sound? I'm a book! I don't even have a neck!)

32 pages, Paperback

Published February 19, 2025

About the author

Robbie Mahair writes code and books. He also thinks his bio shouldn't be written in the third person, since he's writing it about myself, so I've decided to stop doing that.

By day I'm a software developer. By night (and, if I'm being honest, by very early morning) I write fiction. I'm also a father of four, a husband of one, and frequently quite sleepy. I live in Madison, Wisconsin. I follow Jesus.

Orc Road Trip is my first and only (self-)published novel to date. Planned future works include a sequel to Orc Road Trip as well as a collection of fictional short stories I'm tentatively calling "Stories Not from the Bible", which will explore the stories or characters in the Bible that we are only given a small glimpse of.