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Supernatural Suckers #1

Hell's Most Incompetent Demon

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Hell's most incompetent demon meets Earth's most hopeless romantic.

All Ethan wanted was someone who could help him find love—or at least someone to pop his cherry. A spell from an odd book he found at the library promised him a wish from Cupid. Sure, some of the ingredients weren't easy to get, but he could improvise. Was there really that much difference between dried laurel leaves and coriander?

He never meant to summon a demon.

Malphas hasn't been to Earth in a hundred years, not since he accidentally created a massively successful support group for gamblers and saved hundreds of souls from damnation. As punishment, he's stuck in Hell's archives filing dusty prophecies because his boss is convinced he's incapable of being properly evil.

When Ethan's summoning yanks him topside, he sees his chance to prove himself. He'll make a deal with the human—and collect that blindingly bright soul.

All he has to do is to help Ethan get together with his crush.

What could possibly go wrong?

Low angst, high comedy m/m romance. HEA guaranteed, no break-ups, no cheating.

276 pages, Kindle Edition

First published March 11, 2025

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Profile Image for Elizabeth.
587 reviews136 followers
February 7, 2026
I expected sweet and schmoopy but after seeing so many people rate this series highly I decided to give it a try anyway. It started out pretty interesting and cute, but the last 40% seemed rushed, cliché and meh. I was looking forward to reading the next book in the series, but after the ending of this one, I think I'll pass. There was a bit of a missed opportunity for depth here and it fell short.
Profile Image for Brooke.
946 reviews657 followers
March 13, 2026
⭐️ 4 stars ⭐️

If he was hell’s most incompetent demon, Ethan was earth’s most hopeless romantic. What a pair they made.


Super cute & cheesy, but filled me with all the happy feels I expected it to.

"Look at me." "I can't." "Why not?" "Because your soul is too bright," Mal whispered. "And I'm afraid of what I'll do if I keep looking at it."


It was all very silly and cliché, but I knew what I was getting when I picked this up, so it didn’t disappoint.
The romance was sweet and corny, the plot basic but fun all the same.
Honestly, not much I can say about this one. It was an easy and enjoyable read.

"And if loving you damns me, then I'll be damned. I choose love." He pressed a kiss to Mal's lips. Finally he had the clarity he'd been looking for all night. "I will always choose love."


CW and NSFW info (spoilers):
- Human vs demon
- Virgin MC
- Ridged dick
- Top/bottom
Profile Image for ~✡~Dαni(ela) ♥ ♂♂ love & semicolons~✡~.
3,682 reviews1,249 followers
February 25, 2026
~2.5~

As per the title, this book is a quirky fantasy, but I still expected a coherent plot. The beginning was charming and funny (if a little heavy-handed with the office jokes), but the narrative fell apart soon after.

Big concepts (i.e., soul to demon pipeline, demonic contracts, guardian angels) were sloppily introduced and dumped in a hurry.

Ethan's change of heart regarding his crush happened too quickly. Mal, a demon with a spark of goodness, was a stronger characters, but the whole "love beats all" thing was painfully corny.

Rounding up for this quote alone:

"Why does an angel work at a library?"

"Can you think of a place more divine"?
Profile Image for Gaby.
1,554 reviews182 followers
February 6, 2026
This book was equally parts cute and silly. Mal was adorable, and Ethan and his pure soul were just what he needed.

I found Noah's revelation a bit predictable, more because his behaviour in the second half of the book was a bit sus. I think knowing more of Mal's backstory would have made the plot and worldbuilding more interesting, but I am not really complaining. I wanted to read something swoony, and that was what I got. I will definitely be reading more from this author.
Profile Image for Justin.
115 reviews27 followers
June 1, 2025
Cute but kinda predictable? I know going into this it was going to be a mushy silly little thing and it was. I really enjoyed Mal and Ethan. But some of the plot at the end just had me rolling my eyes *cough* Noah.
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1,967 reviews605 followers
May 28, 2025
I was on the fence with this book once I hit 75%. The beginning was cute and Ethan was a sweetie pie. He was a shy nerdy romance lover who wasn’t the sharpest crayon in the box. Mal was very sweet and lived in constant denial about what depths of depravity he could plumb. Which is pretty obviously none from the get go. The major plot resolution just seemed off though.

Spice: 2/5

Triggers: damnation, discussion of torture
Profile Image for Fernanda (ivyfer_isreading).
425 reviews122 followers
June 9, 2026
This was so funny! A man tries to summon a cupid and ends up with hell's worst demon instead. It's a little like my roommate from hell but for adults.
Both characters are adorable and I was rooting for them since page 1. The ending was a little sloppy but that's okay, it was a fun journey.
Profile Image for Jamie.
851 reviews129 followers
October 15, 2025
I found this to be very cutesy but also too sweet & too cheesy at times. I did overall enjoy it, a very quick read for when you need a little dose of cheesiness I guess. Book 2 sounds cute as well.

But also at times it bothered me how simplistic the writing is. Like written at a sixth grade reading level. I love a good easy read, but even this was a bit much for me.
Profile Image for Jen (Fae_Princess_in_Space).
857 reviews47 followers
February 20, 2026
This was a fun, sweet read that I finished in a day. I had some mixed feelings about this one:

What I liked:
✨ Easy, fun writing style
✨ Intriguing premise (anything with hell being a corporate workplace makes me giggle)
✨ Poking fun at the publishing industry 😌
✨ The MCs were sweet; cinnamon rolls x2

What I struggled with:
✨ Lots of focus put on ‘virginity’… made sense for the plot but ugh. Not my fave
✨ Worldbuilding was almost non-existent. Couldn’t even tell you what country this was set in!!
✨ Pacing felt a little all over the place
✨ I would have loved more explanation about the soul > demon pipeline that seemed to be a key plot point, but barely brushed on.

So overall a fun, quick read, but not one that I think I’d come back to.
Profile Image for Kassu.
988 reviews28 followers
June 7, 2026
3+⭐

This book is so ridiculous, in good and bad. It is cute, but the plot is predictable and the love develops way too fast. When I think about the plot, I'm mostly shaking my head here, in a slightly fond way. Why do I have so much to say about this ridiculous book, which isn't even very good?

I'm a librarian and romance reader so obviously I get little tickled just by that. Ethan is a horribly shy librarian gobbling up romance novels, his best friend is another librarian, and he has a crush on a third. On the clichést of clichés, he stumbles on a summoning book within the library, and tries for a Cupid in such an incompetent way that I could cry. This results in him summoning the most incompetent demon in existence, so I guess that checks out.

Ethan most stupidly then makes a contract where his benefit is losing his virginity to a man he loves. (I actually quite liked the little tangent later about what does losing virginity even mean, because it is such a silly human concept after all.) Both of these guys were just so bad at contracts, honestly. We got to a point when Ethan was given the opportunity to decide himself what losing his viginity would mean, and at this point he had actually realised maybe he doesn't want to lose his soul. Getting slightly smarter here, my boy. But instead of deciding that it would mean something like sticking a cellery into his ass and jumping on a trampoline, he botched this save completely by falling into very old-fashioned ideas.

Later on they figure out that there's an obvious loophole to have sex with someone he doesn't love, which, I don't think is that safe of an option. The wording in the contract didn't state the love and losing one's virginity needed to exist simultaneously, so I honestly gather that it's quite a big risk to try this one out. One might actually fall for the guy later on, especially if one is a hopeless romantic like Ethan.

Which leads to the OP action in this book. Ethan's initial crush is such an obvious ass and Ethan has a hard time even holding on to that crush, when he is very quickly falling for Mal, so that's not really a thing that matters at all. But then there is the later attempt to get rid of that damn virginity (which already started to annoy me again, virgin virgin virgin, ugh) which was uncomfortable. I was feeling like I was playing Dragon Age Origins again. Luckily here we do find HEA without a sex ritual.

Then again I was hoping for more sex ritual business with the demon. When I met Mal's cock the first time I liked it very much, and I was told it's slick, but that was never mentioned again. They just lubed it up. Also, the tail. Utilise it during sex! GAWD!

And then there's the weirdest cock-block scene ever, which I unfortunately need to tag with spoilers. But I think this book is very predictable, so it shouldn't matter. What a beautiful and poetic moment. I can't stop chuckling when I think about it. Jeesh. These pure souls™.

I'm not going to spoiler tag that they have that HEA. But how will they go on now? Mal doesn't exist on paper. Six months in he seems to be a househusband instead. Good luck living together with a single librarian income. Wait.

I don't know. What do I give this mess? I mean, I did like it, sort of. 😅 I don't see a reason why I wouldn't try another.
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158 reviews
February 1, 2026
I actually read the sequel first and liked it better—the humor helped. This one was still cute, but that ending was a little too extra? (But it was in the sequel also) At least the random library connection makes a little more sense now after reading this one. :)
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336 reviews6 followers
March 5, 2025
If you are in a reading slump, this is a book that will get you out of it.

It has banter and snark and I found myself highlighting sections because they made me laugh out loud. A hopeless romantic that doesn’t want to be seen, a demon who tries his best to be evil, but, well, fails?

This is a quick read and I am so excited that it is only the first book in a series.

I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

#quickread #romance #LGBTQ #LGBT #MMRomance #ParanormalRomance #RomanticComedy
Profile Image for Sona.
245 reviews35 followers
March 1, 2026
I’ll be honest, this one was a letdown for me.

I went into it with high hopes because I loved Book 2, and my expectations were high . But..It just didn’t hook me. I found myself skimming, which is never a good sign. It wasn’t awful , but it also wasn’t interesting . It just kind of… existed.

And the lack of sexual tension was much more noticeable here. I don’t need constant spice, but I do need something tension, chemistry, emotional intensity. This didn’t really give me that. It felt very safe, very light, and honestly a lot forgettable.

I finished it yesterday, and I can’t remember any moments that stayed with me, nothing that made me feel strongly one way or the other.

I’m glad I didn’t start the series with this one, because I probably wouldn’t have continued. And would never have read book two and that would have totally sucked.
Profile Image for Lady Macbeth.
1,200 reviews35 followers
January 23, 2026
4.5 stars
This was an amazing read, funny ad sweet, I really enjoyed it.
The characters are great, they are a couple of adorable cute mess and so perfect for each other.
I liked very much how the story evolved, their challenges and, especially, how their dilemma was resolved.
My only complain was the epilogue, I needed to know more about how Mal handled his new life.
I loved Noah and I hope to read the second book soon.

Very recommended.
Profile Image for Lys.
448 reviews
January 4, 2026
This was cute.
Noah was great. The ending an all of the implications were pretty obvious, but in a happy way. Cozy, cute, quick read.

There was at least one inconsistency I noticed ... two, kinda, but that's OK.

I'll be reading the rest of the series.

Profile Image for Elena Rodríguez.
1,324 reviews492 followers
April 19, 2026
“Was there anything bettter than getting lost in a good romance novel?”

Por la portada me imaginaba que la historia iba a ser bastante ligera-acogedora ( no es mi primer rodeo con este tipo de libros por eso lo decía). Sin embargo, cuandoya me metí de lleno en la historia me di cuenta que estaba mucho mejor de lo que me esperaba. Los personajes han sido carismáticos así como ha habido algún giro de guión que no me esperaba para nada.

Leeré el segundo sin lugar a dudas.
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433 reviews11 followers
dnf-but-try-again-later
May 24, 2026
Dnf at 51%, 137/269 pgs

Not sure if I’m just not in the mood for cute and fluffy or what, but I’m bored. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Might try again when I’m in the mood for something sweet.
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298 reviews30 followers
January 4, 2026
i want to rate it lower but Noah got me
276 reviews
August 23, 2025
I do not have the vocabulary I need to be able to properly describe this book. What I thought I was getting was a silly little demon/human romance between a bumbling demon and a sweet human. What I got was two MCs I want to hold close and make sure they never run out of soft blankets or warm soup. Yes, there was humor and fun and a demon that seems to love all things human…but there was also some angst that just made my heart hurt.

So, Ethan makes a deal with a demon to sell his soul in payment for losing his virginity to a man he's in love with. But, the more time they spend together, the more Ethan realizes he’s falling for the demon. Mal, the demon, is on thin ice with his boss. If he fails to secure Ethan’s shining, pure soul (a hot commodity in hell), he will be severely punished. And of course Mal finds Ethan is irresistible. For a decent bit of this book, I found myself getting a little overemotional about their whole situation. They’re just so soft.

I’ve previously read Only Fangs by the author and also loved it. I will definitely keep an eye out for anything else she releases!
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179 reviews32 followers
May 17, 2025
I did actually really enjoy a lot of this book, and it had me smiling often. But I had two big things I really didn't like that made this a 3.25 ⭐ in the end:

- Heaps of Other Man drama! Half of this book is MC1 trying to have a relationship with someone who isn't MC2. And THEN there is yet another guy briefly in the mix later for plot reasons. Throw in a slow burn between our two MCs with lots of, "Oh we can't," and it just wasn't my jam.

- Big focus on the concept of virginity, losing that and what it's defined as. I'm personally not a fan of that trope anyway and the definition the MCs settled on (penetration, which was valid for plot reasons but still) was very cishet.

So yeah. I really liked both MCs and I found most of this book cute and funny, but it ended up not being the high star rating I thought it was going to be in the first chapters. The sneak peek of book 2 has me interested so I might read that still!
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
Profile Image for Natalie  H.
3,962 reviews30 followers
March 17, 2025
March 2025
Kindle edition

Picked because it looked fun. It was sweet. A little gruesome with the what if and could've gone dark. Nasty way to treat a soul. Didn't like Kyle from the get go. Felt like something was up with Noah, so not really surprised there. Ethan was mostly indecisive except when it came to Mal. Mal was a cinnamon roll. Looking forward to Charlie's story, so much aww in the preview and blurb.
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Profile Image for Ashe Hale.
215 reviews2 followers
April 2, 2025
Ethan and Mal were so precious, so awkward and adorable!
A light yet extremely fun read
Usually, I look for high stakes, high action, high emotions but this was just such a feel-good book my heart is warm
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615 reviews
May 18, 2025
Quick and cute with anticipation for the next! Loved it
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210 reviews2 followers
August 12, 2025
Meh, I had too many unanswered questions at the end and the whole thing was mostly without a lot of substance except weirdly when it came to Kyle
Profile Image for Ash K.
142 reviews
April 11, 2026
—• 4.5 •—

this was actually such an enjoyable read and now i’m sprinting for book 2 🏃‍♂️💨
Profile Image for Cassie Minadeo.
318 reviews2 followers
January 16, 2026
lol this was ridiculous. I did think it was funny but for being low stakes the stakes felt pretty high just underdeveloped. The second book seems more interesting so maybe I will like that one more.
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