Having trouble getting your husband to give up his nightly computer date with Jenna Jameson? Wanna know how to get that creepy guy from the office to stop asking you out for "coffee and angry sex"? Can't figure out what to do about your teenage daughter's preoccupation with fat, forty-year-old men? Then look no further. Madame Floretta "Fern" DeVilliers - relationship guru and sex consultant extraordinaire - is here to help. In her advice column entitled TheFurFiles, Fern gives the best (and quite possibly the most brutally honest and sometimes completely nonsensical) answers to today's toughest relationship questions. Smart, sassy, strangely seductive, it's Ann Landers meets Family Guy, Mother Theresa meets Dane Cook, and baby deer meets honey badger. Adventure forth if you dare...