DNF I got to 34% and I just couldn't. Annie loves Brendan from afar while in college. Brendan doesn't know Annie, they've never met. He doesn't even know she exists because she's shy and hides behind being a Goth and I guess that makes her invisible to him. Annie doesn't use common sense and realize what she has for Brendan is infatuation. No, she's convinced that they will be together forever eventually. Even after Brendan sleeps with her best friend, heartbroken Annie doesn't just say, "Well, I was stupid thinking I was in love with this guy who I don't even know." No. Annie completely changes her appearance (because women must change their appearance to get the guy you know), quits school and moves to Italy. She then spends 4 1/2 years with a man who loves her, but Annie just can't forget a man who she never really knew and who slept with her best friend. Really? She then kinda sorta breaks it off with the man from Italy, and moves back to San Francisco where she magically can afford to buy a bar, in the hope that she can find Brendan and start things up with him again. Then when he happens to walk into her bar, she's just the most attractive thing he's seen in like forever, of course, even though he's been a player since his heart was broken by his childhood sweetheart and he's slept with like half the women in the Bay area. So he says he'd like to help her clean up after the bar closes, but after leaving ends up deciding to ditch her, because she just makes him feel things or something. But he just can't get her out of his mind after leaving the bar and instead of ditching her, he goes to the bar. They clean the bar, which was mostly already done, then decide to have sex. Because, back in the day, when he slept with her best friend, Annie had told him off and he couldn't understand why she was so upset, he has a vague sense of recognition. He asks her twice while they are fooling around if they've met before. She lies both times because she thinks to herself she doesn't want to quit! Wrong! You know why you lied Annie? You lied because if you tell the truth this man will know that you are clinically insane and will rightfully run as fast as his legs will carry him away from you. This heroine doesn't need a lover, she needs a psychiatrist!