TommyInnit's Guide to Survival

by Tom Simons

***THE INSTANT SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER***


This book will single-handedly eradicate the need for parenting and schools. It's that useful.

It's a cruel, cruel world out there, a harrowing place filled with crime and illnesses, taxes and grief. And swans. But help is finally here. TommyInnit's Guide to Survival will teach you how

- Navigate peer pressure using simple, fun solutions, such as violence
- Survive being mugged, by humans or animals
- Become famous in various ways, some of which are even morally defensible
- Fall in love - with other actual humans
- Overcome the mean voice in your head
- Quickly and easily defeat Godzilla, sharks with arms . . . and swans

When the apocalypse hits, you need to be ready! So read this book. Read it hard. And then read it again.

Genres: Nonfiction

Audible Audio

Published April 10, 2025

Reviews

[layne ☆ · Rating 5 out of 5]

BRO I DID NOT NEED TO BE CALLED OUT THIS MANY TIMES...
I can't wait for the TommyInnit's Guide to Losing Two of Your Five Senses & TommyInnit Sensory Smelly TightropeTM I think the most.

This book was the funniest book I think I've read ever. Honestly. It's making me even more excited for when he comes to Perth when I see him!! The jokes in here are hilarious and I could not put this book down. I highly recommend if you want an amazing time laughing and chuckling to yourself with all the references that Tommy's written in his book :)

[Toby · Rating 5 out of 5]

After seeing the show I was so exited for the book to arrive and it didn’t disappoint, besides being slightly worried for Tom’s mental health/Skin addiction it was fun to read and will absolutely help me survive all of life’s catastrophes.

[Regan Sue · Rating 5 out of 5]

zeepa deepa do

[ninapasta]

12/1/25 ngl, i can't wait

[georgie · Rating 4 out of 5]

this is a bit of a different book for me but as a loyal fan of tommy from when i was obsessed with his streams in lockdown i deemed necessary to read this (and buy the signed copy and fan girl hard) but it didn’t disappoint me in the slightest classic tommy humour that i love

[Aimee · Rating 5 out of 5]

I've read this (if u go to one of his shows u can buy it early)
This was very funny and definitely the same vibes as his survival tour. Basically his deep thoughts but funny. He REALLY likes skin. Very funny

[d41sy.g · Rating 5 out of 5]

Tommy I think you have a problem with skin...

[Lexi Kneipp · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ok, might be a little biased because I’m a major TommyInnit fan but I loved this book. I have been really enjoying the shift in his content and comedy and this book was a perfect representation of it. I was literally laughing out loud to some of his jokes😂 I also liked how there were jokes specifically targeted to people who have been fans of his content for a while! Overall, if you want a good laugh, I recommend reading this book😌

[Angel · Rating 4 out of 5]

It was a good laugh to read, mostly the second half of the book personally for me. I loved the sweet touch at the end and the Technoblade mention. It shows Tom’s humor and his comedy. The art inside was cool to have. Overall, a good book for the Innit fans.

[Reader · Rating 3 out of 5]

It was a stupid tommyinnit book. Some interesting things written about and by interesting I mean odd. I think this type of absurd humour in written form doesn’t hit as hard for me. I wasn’t exactly laughing out loud and only really noticed the jokes in the second half.

[Rin · Rating 4 out of 5]

The end quote actually made me cry

[charlie! · Rating 4 out of 5]

introspective guy, what a bit

[Jasmine · Rating 4 out of 5]

:)

[Claire Mojieski · Rating 3 out of 5]

52 Book Challenge: a rich character

Funny book. I read it while my daughter was at the Survival Tour show in Boulder. Tom is hilarious and this book does not disappoint.

[annie summerville]

read for funsies cause he came to my work

[Alyssa Morris · Rating 5 out of 5]

Got this in like while waiting to meet Tommy. This book was funny and a good read for those who are fans of him

[Lucy Faith Cook · Rating 5 out of 5]

honestly did not know what to expect at any part in this book but I loved it all!

[Vi Aungon · Rating 5 out of 5]

LOL’ed 😂

[Nelly · Rating 5 out of 5]

Zeepa deepa do!

[Emma May · Rating 5 out of 5]

Such a goofy but gold book! It got a few giggles from me

[nea🪩✨ · Rating 5 out of 5]

1. laughed out loud multiple times
2. learned how to survive almost everything