Carr vraj napísal počas pandémie knihu, "lebo je to dôstojnejšie, ako začať podcast". Z nejakého dôvodu je to self-help kniha, kde sa snaží dávať vážne rady do života, a tie rady do života sú bohužiaľ neuveriteľne banálne a predvídateľné. (Buďte dobrí k iným ľuďom, buďte odvážni, snažte sa, atď...)
Môže to byť super trebárs pre tínedžerov so zmyslom pre čierny humor, ale pre čitateľa od 17 rokov vyššie je to takpovediac cringe.
Čiže toto je v jadre zlá a zbytočná kniha, ALE napísal ju Carr, ktorý je stále tak treskúco vtipný ako vždy, čiže tie rady sú popretkávané veľkým množstvom dobrých vtipov, a nie všetky z nich sú z jeho standupov, a akurát keď chcete už knihu hodiť do koša, tak príde zasa ďalší odsek s ďalším vtipom a tak to nakoniec dokonca stojí za prečítanie.
Výber citátov:
- Eventually, I decided being a priest wasn’t for me. Fundamentally I just don’t find kids that attractive.
- Guess what you are – an asshole. Apologies to any assholes reading this, I know you’re a key demographic for me.
- Endangered animals can fuck off. If they’re not willing to be flexible about food (I’m talking to you, Mr Panda), if they’re not willing to fuck (you again, Panda Boy), fuck ’em.
- Rickles is performing in Vegas to a packed room. He’s the biggest comedian in the world at that time. Right in front, there’s an empty table and it’s reserved. About twenty minutes into his routine, he’s killing it, when who walks in? Marilyn Monroe, who is the most famous human in the world. Suddenly no one is listening to ‘the Don’ any more, they’re looking at Marilyn Monroe. She sashays to the front table and sits down. Now Rickles knows everyone in the room is staring at Marilyn, so he waits a beat and says, ‘I thought I told you to wait in the truck.’
- Still, credit where it’s due. When it comes to dying on a cross for the sins of others, Jesus absolutely nailed it.
- you’re right, I wouldn’t do a joke like that about Mohammed. Because it could be ‘triggering’ – but with literal triggers
- Let me tell you a story from showbiz. Hugh Grant is a friend and Monica Lewinsky is a friend of a friend and if you haven’t seen her TED Talk on being publicly shamed, may I recommend you stop reading, go and watch that and come back. Done? She’s great, right? So, at a party at my place I introduced Hugh to Monica in the kitchen, ‘Hugh, Monica, Monica, Hugh.’ And he said, ‘Hello, I’m Hugh, the other fellatio story from 1996.’
- I used to be a people-pleaser, but people don’t like people-pleasers, so I stopped.
- The first few shows blew me away by how good they were. And then I went to see some shit ones and thought, ‘Well, I could do that.’ Thank God (the one I don’t believe in) for mediocrity. Mediocrity is inspiring stuff.
- Peter Cook was at a party and asked someone what they were up to. The guy said, ‘I’m writing a book.’ ‘Oh really,’ Cook said. ‘Neither am I.’
- As Steven Wright so wisely said, ‘You can’t have everything, where would you put it?’
- Critics of mass culture have a trick of weighing the worst of the present with the best of the past. — John Gross
- ‘Fuck off,’ she explained.