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Bake Off: A Granny Horror Short Story
Sometimes, pure evil is baked with love.
No-nonsense octogenarian Ida Mae Turnbull is the head judge of Happy Hollow's annual charity baking competition. The prestigious event has been the town's pride and joy for more than a hundred years—until his year. This year, something dark, something evil, something hungry, lurks in the cherry pie. Ida Mae will face a terror unlike any humanity has ever seen. Because sometimes, pure evil is baked with love. Because sometimes, good grannies go bad, and some bakers will do anything to win.
Bake Off is a granny horror comedy short story from D.M. Guay, author of the 24/7 Demon Mart series. (The Graveyard Shift, Monster Burger, Angel Trouble, RePossessed, and Revenge of the Furballs.) She lives in Ohio and writes about monsters--even the ones who bake cookies.
No-nonsense octogenarian Ida Mae Turnbull is the head judge of Happy Hollow's annual charity baking competition. The prestigious event has been the town's pride and joy for more than a hundred years—until his year. This year, something dark, something evil, something hungry, lurks in the cherry pie. Ida Mae will face a terror unlike any humanity has ever seen. Because sometimes, pure evil is baked with love. Because sometimes, good grannies go bad, and some bakers will do anything to win.
Bake Off is a granny horror comedy short story from D.M. Guay, author of the 24/7 Demon Mart series. (The Graveyard Shift, Monster Burger, Angel Trouble, RePossessed, and Revenge of the Furballs.) She lives in Ohio and writes about monsters--even the ones who bake cookies.
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Published March 29, 2024
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D.M. Guay
22 books377 followersDenise Marie (DM) Guay writes comedy horror, fantasy, and sci-fi. Anything with monsters, really, because she loves monsters, and she loves making monsters funny. She is a member of the Horror Writers Association and the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers Association (SFWA).
Denise lives in Ohio with her 12-foot skeletons and gives out full-size candy bars on Halloween. She is a former journalist, a retired roller derby girl, and a hobby urban farmer.
She loves Evil Dead 2, Rolos candy, and is Godzilla's number one fan. Her last name is pronounced Gay. Learn more about her at DMGuay. com.
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Denise lives in Ohio with her 12-foot skeletons and gives out full-size candy bars on Halloween. She is a former journalist, a retired roller derby girl, and a hobby urban farmer.
She loves Evil Dead 2, Rolos candy, and is Godzilla's number one fan. Her last name is pronounced Gay. Learn more about her at DMGuay. com.
Website: http://dmguay.com
Direct Store: https://payhip.com/authordmguay
Books on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/~/e/B06XVFZ2X2
Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@dmguayshorro...
FB:https://www.facebook.com/DMGuay
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May 21, 2025
As per usual the horror and humor just keep coming with this book. It is a fantastic standalone horror short. Brilliantly wacky!
February 17, 2026
Sweet baby Jesus in Heaven- Virginia is a bitch!
I so wish there was a movie of this book. It was so fun to listen to. I really enjoyed the narrator’s voice.
I so wish there was a movie of this book. It was so fun to listen to. I really enjoyed the narrator’s voice.
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