This review is kind of unhinged and might have contain lesser spoilers, so read at your own risk. It might also involve unhealthy obsessions and yearning, from yours truly.
I rarely write “detailed” reviews like this, but when I do … It means the books changed me in a way, and matters deeply to me.
Sooooo … Book 2 when???
I found this book on Instagram at first. It was the cover that I saw first, and then the title, and I was like … Hello? Who are you? What are you about? And then I read the name Vlad the Impaler. Are you kidding me?! My favourite historical person? (Don’t ask me why I love him this much, but I do and I don’t care. I am actually getting a tattoo of his face on my arm in February if that says something). And I knew just then that I needed this book and that it would become a favourite of mine by only reading the synopsis. So, I got it.
The book got me the second I opened it and I could basically not put it down. You can tell K. G. Bolingbroke has an absolutely healthy interest (like me) in Romanian folklore, gothic castles and settings, and of course, Vlad the Impaler. 🖤
If I already did not want to go to Romania on a castle and vampire safari, I really want to now. And you know what? I will. 2026 is my year.
The author did such a good job on researching for this book, as well as creating her own story and taking creative liberties. To me, it all felt realistic and that I was walking the hallways of Bran Castle myself. And the folklore??? I’ve since I first read Twilight, been obsessed with vampires and the different folklores surrounding them, and the Romanian has just taken root inside of me together with the Vlad the Impaler is Dracula myth, thing. You know.
Let me not get started on the slow burn tho, aaaaah! I was on THE EDGE all the time. The mystery surrounding Vlad, his past and family. Everything. I was screaming on the inside each damn time Shoshana and Vlad were close to each other and I felt the yearning in every fibre of my body, and still … Still, they pushed each other away. Which makes me want to write about the characters as well, because without them, there would not be a story to tell.
The characters
Shoshana – the princess consort, daughter of the Holy Roman Empire. I really loved this character. Her beauty, everything I’ve ever wanted in my life. Black hair and pale eyes. A beautiful husband who might also be a vampire … Girl, I envy you big time.
Vlad - *sigh* (in a good way of course). This man. This man … I’d open my very veins for him. Because this man would do everything for the woman he loves and cares for. He is a 10, but he is a vampire. Which means he is actually a 100.
Simon – this guy … after that one scene closer to the end of the book … I could not stand him anymore. What he did was unforgivable and it ruined his character for me. I don’t know if I felt like that scene was needed or necessary in any way. Yeah, I am conflicted about this, but it is what it is. It did not ruin the book for me at all, happily. Did he redeem himself in the end? That is another discussion, but still … I think he is not the man you’d want to marry and have children with tbh. Keep your distance.
Vlad (Daddy) the Impaler – aaaaah, like O M G. I was 100% sure this marriage of Shoshana and Vlad was the actual Impaler himself, so I was pretty surprised when I learned that it was his son she was going to marry. The way he was spooking around Shoshana all the time … The huge bat flapping its wings around the castle at night. Impale me now, Daddy. Just do it. Okay, so the climax was so good and I was also on the edge of my seat here all the time. I’d also open a vein for this man, just kidnap me already. As I've already said, I'm tattooing your face on my arm this february and it will stay with me till I die. (And when tht happens, I hope I wake up as a vampire).
There were more characters, but these really impacted me in ways.
Other thoughts -
If you made it this far to this review, I salute you dear soldier of my weird obsessions and dreams.
My ONLY complaint (which isn’t really a complaint at all, but), I wish there were more vampire action all the way through, but the climax and ending gave me what I was craving for the most part, and guess what? There will actually be a second book, so I will definitely get my fill there. I needed it yesterday.
At least, thank you so much K. G. Bolingbroke for existing and writing this masterpiece of a book. You changed my personality and life. And I am so sorry if I scarred you for life with this unhinged review, but it was all my own thoughts and came straight from my heart. 🖤 I will continue to rave about this book for the rest of my life.