Dumbass: Outrageous Quotes From The World's Most Powerful Moron

by Jules Carlysle

ATTENTION REPUBLICANS! Please use this book to beat yourselves about the head until November 2008! DUMBASS is the complete collection of outrageous quotes from President George W Bush, the world's most powerful moron. Both hysterically funny and utterly infuriating, DUMBASS escorts readers humorously through years of George's verbal carnage and leaves us wondering HOW and WHY someone so stupid was permitted to usurp America and orchestrate the greatest foreign relations disaster in history. Not your average quote book, DUMBASS reflects W's own words through the unforgiving lens of popular culture and history as Carlysle utilizes clever quips, quotes, jokes and essays to draw greater (albeit disturbing) insight into the mind of this spectacularly and uniquely inept man. A scathing combination of humor and serious commentary, DUMBASS is a book you will read, re-read and share with your friends for years to come. (Or until the end of the world...whichever comes first)

556 pages, Paperback

First published January 28, 2006

Reviews

[Michael Laflamme · Rating 4 out of 5]

Wonderful honesty.

Perhaps the best analysis of the Dubya presidency ever published. Every Christian should be on their knees in sackcloth and ashes over leaders like this. To reflect that this person was emplaced as president by a laughably corrupt political process only deepens the delicious irony. Carlysle Rules!

[Marc Stremciuc · Rating 3 out of 5]

Funny, but not something I'll read again.

[Lucius · Rating 5 out of 5]

414 pages in (of 530): I am truely hipboots deep in incoherence masquarding as bullshit. Of course, I'm reading these quotes on the toilet, so, in some wacked sense, it's incoherent humanshit. Buzsh's diarrhea of the mouth, as it were.

[Milo · Rating 3 out of 5]

I find it ironic that this book, which makes fun of Bush's poor public speaking, went to press without any proofreading.