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336 pages, Hardcover
First published April 28, 2015



["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>—Aquí está la cosa, cometiste un gran error. Hiciste algo que fue bastante estúpido y muy malo. Y ahora hay consecuencias... Ojalá te hubieras tomado un momento para detenerte y pensar en las consecuencias antes de hacer lo que hiciste, pero no lo has hecho.

“The doctor tells us you can come home tomorrow,” Mom says.
Wait, what? How come nobody told me that?
This place is so awful that I feel like the world’s worst sister for even thinking this, but I’ve been kind of enjoying being the only child at home these last two weeks. No having to wait to use the computer or the bathroom. No Lara using up all the hot water before I get to take a shower. And best of all, even though my parents still talk about Lara constantly, they seem to notice me more.
It’s not easy being Lara’s sister. If she weren’t my sister, I probably wouldn’t be her friend. But she is my sister. And nobody, nobody, sister or no sister, deserves what I just saw on that page.
“That’s Miss ‘I’ll Do Anything No Matter How Sick to Get Likes on Facebook.’
You said you loved me, but it was all a liiiie. Now I’m so lonely, all I do is crrrry. That’s when I get the idea. The genius idea of how I’m going to get my revenge on Lara for laughing at me.
I’ve been chatting with Lara as this Christian DeWitt guy for a few weeks now, and it’s getting kind of weird because Lara is flirting with me.
“Wait — Christian DeWitt is you?” she said. “Yeah. Well, actually, he’s this Abercrombie model,” I told her, bringing up the model’s website. “But the ‘guy’ Lara is crushing on? That’s me.”
“It’s a joke I’m playing on Lara, ’cause I was pissed she made cheerleading and I didn’t,” I explain, fully expecting the grounding guillotine to be lowered the minute I’m done. “I’ve been pretending to be this guy Christian for a month or so, and she’s developed a major crush on me. Well, I mean on him …”
laughing. “That’s priceless,” she says. “Lara actually believes you’re this guy?”
“Oh dear. Poor Lara. She’s so needy and gullible,” Mom says. “Tell her, ‘You could never say the wrong thing, baby.’ ” “What?”
I almost killed myself because of Bree and Mary Jo Connors.
“Bree started this. And when you discovered what she was doing, instead of giving her consequences, you didn’t just encourage her, you took part in it yourself.”
“Here’s the thing, honey: You made a big mistake. You did something that was pretty stupid and very wrong. And now there are consequences.”
“Do you think life can ever get back to normal after this?” Liam asks. “Or will I always be Son of Monster Mom?”