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320 pages, Paperback
First published February 27, 2014







Her incompetence was most obvious when she forgot (as she often did) her previous experiences of "ice landings" on the long marble coffee table. She made her final approach far too fast and at far too shallow an angle, and when she touched down she simply skidded across it with her feet flailing vainly for traction, her wings beating wildly, and her tail fanning out awkwardly in all directions. Invariably she would disappear off the far side in an ungainly cartwheeling of feathers, like some broken ornithopterin a jerky early-1900s newsreel.
One day she added a refinement to this routine attempting a lengthways landing while a roll of paper towels was lying on the near end of the "flight deck". Apparently expecting this to be solidly fixed, she smacked straight into it, talons first. Naturally, under the impact of about a pound of fast-moving owl it began to roll along the table, unreeling as it went. Mumble found herself frantically flapping and back-peddaling on top of it, riding the ever-diminishing cylinder like a lumberjack on a rolling log until both of them fell off the end of the table. She seemed to find my helpless laughter irritating (one can take umbrage so much more convincingly when one has a lot of feathers).