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344 pages, Kindle Edition
First published March 12, 2013
”The key to finding lasting love is to find someone who loves you, battlescars and all.”

”It really was some sort of kismet that brought us together. We were like two lost souls wandering the world and then bam!”


”…that I’m an asshole who doesn’t deserve you? I figured that out the moment I laid eyes on you. Doesn’t mean that I haven’t made it my life’s mission to prove you wrong.”

”When I do things I do it right the first time! Balls to the wall, baby. Balls to the motherfucking wall!”

”So you took something tragic and turned it into something beautiful. With the tattoos, I mean."
“I guess that’s how I see it. I did it so that I could see beauty instead of the pain.”

”I’m ready to fall if you’re the one I fall into.”

”Where has this been all my life?” She squeaked excitedly. “Whoever thought of making bacon flavored lip gloss is my hero.” She hugged it tightly.”
”…you’re gonna pull your big boy pants up and act like a man. My granddaughter needs a strapping boyfriend to be strong not act like a pussy.”
”My favorite position is called WOW. It’s where I flip your mom over.”
”Jake, did you remember your skirt this morning? My dad teased and rolled his eyes.”
“Shut up old man. We all know that Aubrey wears the pants in his relationship.” Jake grinned.








" So let's start over. I'm Jake Parker, and I'm not the womanising asshole that the media portrays me as."
"I'm Aubrey Thompson. I am opinionated and downright uncensored. Fair warning."
"I like you Aubrey. I can tell by your sarcastic undertones,rude comments and sheer lack of common decency that we're going to be friends in to time. I can just tell."
"Whatever you say, Boss."



