Wow I loved this! What a personality, and what a ride he's been on.
I have lots of memorable excerpts from this one:
page 12
In Shakespearean times, people of the stage were considered rogues and vagabonds.
[…]
These entertainers with ever-changing faces and varied costumes were presumed to be scoundrels, not regarded as honorable or honest members of society.
That part doesn’t define me, of course.
I’m very trustworthy.
You believe me, don’t you?
page 15
You should know what you’re in for, however.
I’d hate to leave you dissatisfied.
page 15
I must also warn (or assure) you that while there are scraps of my nature in all of my characters, I am none of them.
page 16
I also won’t be dishing out lurid details of my love affairs. I guarantee you, if it matters, that I have experienced true love, true heartbreak, and everything in between, including no small amount of wreckage. Which, naturally, helps inform who I am.
I have loved and been loved and I hope you have, too. But I’m not interested in your romances. And specifics about my affairs of the heart or the bedroom are—respectfully—none of your fucking business.
page 16
I trust you’re now shivering with antici—I’ll play along; I’ll SAY IT—pation…
Let’s get on with it.
page 17
Looking in the rearview mirror is neither my instinct nor my preferred way of being. I’d rather get on with it and keep moving forward. I have never been one to dwell on past performances any more than is required.
page 18
I have been described as everything from a confounding sex symbol, to a home designer, to a rock ’n’ roll singer, to an imposter, to the prince of Halloween, to a paralyzed tragic case, to a dead legend.
Contrary to village gossip, I am still very much alive.
So, while that remains the case, I believe it’s my turn—and my privilege—to malign my own reputation.
page 18
However, as loud and obstructive as that voice has been throughout my life, generations of you (yes, you) have continued to flatter me with curiosity and kind attention. In doing so, you have given me permission to mute my self-deprecating instincts—or at least to hold them at bay.
page 19
Lest you think my childhood idyllic, I did not grow up in the type of family that enjoyed jolly holidays together.
page 19
Nevertheless, growing up as a military BRAT (derived from being a British Regiment Attached Traveler) helped cultivate certain vagabond tendencies in me.
page 19
A fearless mentality can serve you very well as an artist. It also makes it easy to lose control.
page 37
Was I able to play Pennywise—the murderous clown of It—or the malevolent, alluring Cardinal Richelieu of The Three Musketeers because of terrifying childhood memories of my mother? Of course not. Did those memories assist in helping me understand and embody those characters? I believe they did.
And when I was playing Dr. Frank-N-Furter, and emerged from the refrigerator having just murdered Meat Loaf, swinging an ax, was I thinking of her? Well, between us, yes. Yes, perhaps I was.
page 38
Everybody has a well of hurt and darkness somewhere. Many people never find a means to channel it, whereas I’ve flushed it out often, for a living.
page 66
Enough with dreaming it.
I was ready to be it...
page 69
" Patricia Quinn, whose lips are so prominently featured, was given the role of Magenta. Marianne Faithfull, who had originally been intended for the part, had fucked off and wasn’t available. "
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Ok WOW, I did not know Magenta was the one lip syncing over Riff Raff's voice at the start of the film. That's the coolest fun fact I've heard in a while!
page 86
I bought the shoes myself at a women’s shoe shop by finding the most comfortable black heels that came in my size. They did a lot to inform the character, at least for me. When we reunited for the film, Sue adapted them and cleverly stacked them up to create the platforms that I wore.
That was less about style and more about helping me keep my balance—but I believe it accomplished both. They were great fun to wear. They’ve been passed around over the decades, but somehow have made it back to me—and they remain one of the only relics I’ve kept from any of my work.
page 87
Over the years, whenever people have asked me for advice about playing Frank, I’ve told them the same thing: none of the characters in the show are in drag, not even Frank, and their outfits shouldn’t be viewed with such a constrictive lens. We’re all wearing what people normally wear in Transylvania. Get the fuck over it. Don’t perform like you’re dressed in something inappropriate or transgressive; you’re wearing the national attire.
I love that whole quote! The national attire.
page 108
Like smoking, cocaine was something that I was terribly good at.
page 139
And after what seemed like a year of twelve-hour days in three very different venues, I started feeling a desperate need to get back to England and sort of gaze at a lake and do very little at all.
page 170
On meeting princess Diana:
When she reached me, she paused and said, “You were in the Rocky Horror Show, weren’t you?”
“Yes, ma’am. I… don’t suppose you saw it,” I said.
“Of course I saw it,” she continued, then waited a beat before giving me a little cheeky grin. “It quite completed my education!”
page 175
People often ask me if I have a certain preference or fondness for playing villains, and my go-to response has always been that villains are better written than heroes, which I still believe to be true. They’re less predictable. There’s more variety. They’re also fun to escape into, they command attention, and audiences find them fascinating, even liberating.
page 200
On being cast in IT:
The most notable risk factor of this whole undertaking is that I loathe clowns—not quite to the extent that I literally couldn’t look at myself in the mirror, as has often been reported, but I certainly didn’t delight in my reflection. In any case, the thought of embodying this killer clown made me feel simultaneously uncomfortable and like I would be pushing myself to take it on.”
page 205
I appreciate that villains are often the characters that threaten to sweep you off your feet. Bad guys are sexy. And if I look dashing in the costumes, forgive me; I just can’t help it.
page 214
I loved San Francisco. There was the beauty, of course, but also its lovely, easy pace. There were also plenty of very smart people around, people interested in culture and the arts, which I found quite stimulating.
page 215
Elocution and diction have always been important to me. Language is precious. It disturbs me (perhaps more than it should) when people mispronounce words or abbreviate them unnecessarily. That’s been entrenched into me. However pretentious or old-fashioned that may seem to others, I loathe when language isn’t used properly.
page 217
Home Alone 2 was a lovely treat, partly because it was delightful to be in New York during Christmas. And we were all lucky enough to stay at the Plaza. I’m not sure if the rooms were allotted based on hierarchy, but mine had a view of a brick wall. I didn’t make too much out of that.
page 218
LOL - Curry talking to Donald trump while filming Home Alone 2:
“I want Marla to meet Chris Columbus,” Trump said to me, “because Marla is a very talented actress.”
“I’m… sure she is,” I said, leaning fully into the conciliatory tone of a typical top-notch concierge. That wasn’t a complete lie; I have no doubt she was good at faking it.
page 224
For the most part, however, Home Alone 2 was just a jolly, light production. I quite enjoyed myself, and it seemed to make a lot of people happy. It still does. It was a very different kind of acting experience for me, one that I wouldn’t have thought I would enjoy as much as I did. But I remain proud of it, and I’m delighted that it brought people simple joy and distraction.
page 255
To this day, it makes me very hopeful how many people continue to recognize and ask me about The Wild Thornberrys. Nigel is perhaps the loveliest, silliest, and sweetest character to whom I’ve given voice.
page 256
On The Wild Thornberry’s:
Flea, of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Tom Kane were also in that cast.
page 263
For all of my blathering about hating attention and publicity, I absolutely gain energy from others. I like other people. I like being around them. I can be quite introverted, but that’s usually in times of crisis. Otherwise, I’d be more inclined to suggest I’m an extrovert (though, of course, I do reject the notion that you can only be one or the other, as opposed to a unique blend of the two).
page 280
It’s almost amusing now, that back in 2011, I thought that my being fired from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern somehow represented rock bottom for me.
I had no idea how much further down I was about to fall.
page 286
Being unable to string together and clearly deliver a sentence was absolute misery for somebody who values words and conversation as much as I do.
page 287
I try to avoid complaining too much. (I prefer doing it just enough.) But I do have the material: as I write this I’m confined to a wheelchair, having never managed to walk again. I am also currently carrying an aneurysm around in my abdomen (a tale for the next book, perhaps), with no certainty of if or when it might rupture… such a tease.
Even so, whining is a fucking bore for everybody involved—and it’s highly unproductive. I’d rather spend my time focusing on other things.
page 295
More than anything, I hope this book resonates with you.
And I can only hope that you will take away a sound belief that—if you’re searching for where you belong—you always have a home within yourself. If the past dozen years have taught me anything, it’s that being a vagabond is not defined by distance traveled or the number of places I’ve called home; it’s about adopting a certain attitude toward life.
page 295
This book officially has the best “about the author” page I’ve ever seen lol :
About the Author:
Haven’t you been paying attention?