Die Billigesser (The Cheap-Eaters) is the most overlooked (or perhaps forgotten) novel in the Bernhard œuvre. Even with the recent surge in Berhard's popularity (Suhrkamp/Vintage reprinting everything), it remains out of print even in the original German. The one English translation (released in 1990—which oddly still lists Bernhard as living) was published by the UK-based Quartet Books as a limited, hardcover-only first edition. It was never reprinted. As such, unless you have access to a large university library (or are willing to shell out $300+), you'll probably never get a chance to read it, which is a terrible shame, as it's really quite an extraordinary little book.
Die Billigesser marks the beginning of Bernhard's final period, shedding the bleaker, dense middle period works (Das Kalkwerk, Korrektur, Ja) for the lighter, more comedic pieces (the Arts Trilogy—Beton/Wittgensteins Neffe excluded) that began appearing in the early eighties. This is, of course, not to say that Bernhard's output suddenly became cheery (if anything, he became more curmudgeonly), but there is a noticeable difference in the late period works (tempering the sorrow/nihilism/rage of the early and middle period pieces with an enveloping Galgenhumor that makes the ever-present tragic undercurrents somewhat easier to bear).
The content of the book is standard Bernhard fare: intellectual obsession/fixation on a particular goal/subject, mental and physical stagnation/debilitation/destruction, frustration, failure, death—it's all here, so one already acquainted with the standard Bernhardian themes will neither be surprised or disappointed. The text concerns itself with a certain Koller, who, after a certain unfortunate dog bite, loses a leg and becomes a philosopher. To be fair, Koller was always something of a thinker, but did not really come into his own (to be able to take a thought to its logical conclusion) until after becoming a cripple. The dog bite (which Koller describes incessantly as the necessary turning point), which occurred sixteen years before the start of the text, allows Koller to live a comfortable existence, as the (wealthy) owner of the dog is now required (by law) to pay 200,000 schillings (about $22,000) each month as compensation for Koller's debility. This sudden windfall affords Koller a life of semi-leisure, wherein he gives free rein to his increasingly obsessive, hermetic thoughts, and from these thoughts comes his Theory of Physiognomy. Much like Konrad in Das Kalkwerk, he has the entire work (more or less) written out in his head, but is unable to commit it to paper, as he realizes that as soon as a such a thought (or theory) is put into so many words, it becomes impure, is rendered unusable (or is outright destroyed) immediately, so that these thoughts, these ideas, this potentially epoch-making opus must, necessarily, remain perfect in the strongbox of the (his) mind, forever out of reach. Koller's Theory of Physiognomy—which concerns itself not only with his physiognomy, but the totality of art and nature—will not be complete until he thoroughly and exhaustively describes every aspect of the physiognomies of the eponymous Billigesser (a group of four rather down-and-out men who meet regularly at the Vienna Public Kitchen, whose cheap, buffet-style meals appeal to them. It was at the VPK that Koller, immediately after losing his leg, first encountered them. He befriended them and eventually became a regular at their table; their presences and personalities fascinated him, and before long, he realized that they were to be the centerpiece of his theory. Of course, being your typical Bernhard protagonist, he never manages to complete his essay on the Billigesser, and without this essay, is unable to turn his theory into a reality.
What makes this book unique is the way in which it was written: using a meticulous, overly logical prose style, (which adds to its purely ironic nature), in many ways, it reads almost like a parody of the earlier works, in that the content of the early and middle period pieces (their complexity and subtleness) is shot through a filter of self-awareness (Bernhard aping Bernhard), to the extent that it simply becomes absurd. The novel takes the masterpiece-stuck-inside-the-head idea (from Das Kalkwerk), and the obsessiveness/functional blindness of Korrektur to their absolute limits, and the result is simultaneously hilarious and infuriating. There is no sustained rant here, which also differs from the Bernhard most of us know and love; in its place, there are a series of recollections and observations (by the narrator) of Koller and his Theory of Physiognomy (how the idea first came to him, how he is unable to exist without constantly asserting his intellectual presence/dominance, how he will just simply die if he is unable to get this work out of his head and onto paper, etc). Everything changes once Koller and the narrator sit down in a tavern; here Koller adumbrates the more or less banal and depressing lives of the Billigesser: Weninger, the businessman, (and owner of a vinegar bottling plant), whose strange and shady dealings (described by Koller as opaque transactions) often got him into trouble with the law (the customs officials), eventually leading to a brief spell in a state prison; Goldschmidt, the quiet Jewish bookseller, described by Koller as the most intellectual member of the Billigesser (Koller almost views him as an (intellectual) equal, and this man occupies a very special place in Koller's heart/existence; though they often argue, a mutual understanding is felt between them); Grill, the self-made man, who rose from an impoverished Tyrolian childhood to a fairly comfortable living as a wholesale ironmonger, and who was dealt a crushing blow when his young wife, the person who meant more to him than anything in the world, died of (what the doctors termed) a strange, unexplored disease. Grill always held these doctors responsible for her death, and rarely speaks of anything other than his wife and her tragic end; and Einzig, the university professor, whose closeted homosexual inclinations provide him with a sense of inferiority, resulting in his insistence on being addressed as von Einzig, despite having no official association with the old and noble family of that name. A Carinthian of exceedly ambiguous origin(s), he is perhaps the least likable of the four, as his pettiness and status obsession rendered him (for a while, at least) an outcast among the other Billigesser. Eventually, however, the others see through the façade, and take pity on this wounded, self-loathing man, whose fondness for (and knowledge of) exotic birds endears him to Koller.
It is from these brief descriptions that Koller attempts to structure his Billigesser physiognomy thesis. What's strange, too, is the narrator's relationship with Koller. Despite knowing one another since their early years, their relationship has often been a non-relationship, marred by lengthy periods of mutual revulsion and disinterest; one would hardly call them friends, though a powerful, indefinable magnetism always seems to draw them back to each other/into each other's company. The narrator, Koller explains, is the only one in the world [who's] worthy of hearing [his] theory, the only one worthy of hearing him speak about his theory. The narrator, despite feeling intellectually inferior to (and quite openly envying) Koller, nevertheless lets himself be used by Koller for his listening ability.
Naturally he could never have been anyone else, just as I could never be anyone else [...] he had never wished to be anyone else, whereas I have very often wished to be someone else. I have very often wished to be him, but he had never wished to be me.
Taken out of context, these words become much less affecting, but still... the sadness and alienation that rests at the heart of any Bernhard novel makes itself known (felt) here. To read this long, meandering rant about inferiority and the inevitable comparisons that we make between ourselves and others... to have it conclude ...but he never wished to be me... hurts in a way that's simultaneously understood (immediately), and yet difficult to describe (something that we necessarily lack words for).
After describing the four Billigesser, Koller realizes that his task is only just beginning; he can't really describe (logically exhaust) the physiognomies of the Billigesser in (spoken) words alone, so he rushes home. Shortly thereafter, the narrator learns of Koller's traumatic injury (falling down the stairs leading up to his apartment), and hears that he's since slipped into a coma; he is not expected to recover. Everything that had been leading up to his monumental theory, indeed his entire thinking life had all been for nothing, and it's here that the story ends. The tone here becomes light and almost fablelike, and that's what makes the (unsurprising) conclusion all the more strange, what fills it with a potent, lingering melancholy. How Thomas Bernhard manages to elicit such sympathy from the reader for such a thoroughly unlikable, abrasive protagonist—a tactic that manages to sidestep (or negate) the traditional role of [the] protagonist—something that goes against all the established rules of conventional narrative—is something that is singularly Bernhardian.
I should include, if only for its truthfulness, the riff on booksellers (during the Goldschmidt vignette):
He had become a bookseller because, on the one hand, he was enough of a masochist for that purpose, and because, on the other, an uncle, a brother of his mother's, had left the bookshop to him. Naturally he was aware, every day and in effect all the time he had kept the bookshop, of the historical and intellectual idling associated with such an occupation for better or worse, but he had come to terms with it and when he felt sufficiently nauseated by the products he had been selling for the past three decades, he would, now and again, find refuge in one of those historic sentences which a crazy so-called poet or thinker had written in evidence of his craziness. For a long time, however, there had no longer been any books capable of saving him, but only sentences, individual sentences from Novalis, for instance, from Montaigne, from Spinoza, or from Pascal, which he had to clutch at from time to time in order not to go under. Booksellers, he said, were to be pitied more than anyone else, because on them, more than on anything else, rested the whole hideousness and meanness of human history and the whole helplessness and pitifulness of art and because they had to be permanently afraid of being crushed by that anti-human load. The bookseller who takes his trade seriously was to be pitied more than any other human being because day after day and ceaselessly he was confronted with the absolute pointlessness of everything that was ever written and because, more than anyone else, he experienced the world as hell, Goldschmidt had told Koller. Yet Goldschmidt was one of those very few booksellers to whom the concept of bookseller was still applicable, because booksellers like Goldschmidt, who took their trade seriously and who understood bookselling not as an ordinary business but actually still as a form of intellectual activity and as a devoted service to history and literature, had become almost totally extinct. The anti-intellectual hostility which dominated everything today, Koller said, had also, or especially, engulfed the booksellers in Europe and probably also those in the rest of the world.
This is a wonderful, transitional Bernhard novel, and it's a terrible shame that it's been so overshadowed by his other works, and, at the same time, equally neglected by Anglophones and German speakers alike.