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I Am Not a F**in’ Guru: But I Chop Wood and Carry Water
I Am Not a F*ckin’ But I Chop Wood and Carry Water
Get Out of Your Own Way, Drop the Spiritual Bullsht, and Live a Real Fckin’ LifeYou don’t need another self-help book full of empty affirmations and recycled wisdom from so-called enlightened “gurus.” You don’t need to chant on a mountain, visualize a perfect life, or wait for the universe to hand you happiness. You need truth. You need action. You need to wake the f*ck up and stop buying into the illusion of control, perfection, and spiritual ego traps.
This book is a wake-up call for the overthinkers, the overdoers, and the overwhelmed. It’s for the skeptics who want to believe in something real—but won’t swallow the sugar-coated, self-help drivel being sold as “wisdom.” It’s for the people who are tired of pretending and just want to live.
Inside, you’ll learn how ✅ Stop overcomplicating life and embrace the raw, unfiltered truth about happiness and success.
✅ Drop the ego, the excuses, and the self-sabotage that keep you stuck in cycles of frustration.
✅ Understand why “chop wood, carry water” isn’t just a Zen cliché—it’s the ultimate guide to freedom.
✅ Let go of the bullsh*t narratives that hold you back—without waiting for some cosmic sign.
✅ Apply ancient wisdom without losing your edge, ambition, or sense of humor.
No fluff. No gimmicks. No spiritual ego traps.Just the reality check you didn’t know you needed—delivered with brutal honesty, sharp wit, and real-world insight.
This isn’t about becoming a guru. It’s about becoming real—cutting through the noise, showing up for life, and embracing the simple, powerful Happiness isn’t something you chase. It’s something you do.
🔥 Soon to be a #1 Bestseller. Read it now—before everyone else starts pretending they discovered it first. 🔥
Get Out of Your Own Way, Drop the Spiritual Bullsht, and Live a Real Fckin’ LifeYou don’t need another self-help book full of empty affirmations and recycled wisdom from so-called enlightened “gurus.” You don’t need to chant on a mountain, visualize a perfect life, or wait for the universe to hand you happiness. You need truth. You need action. You need to wake the f*ck up and stop buying into the illusion of control, perfection, and spiritual ego traps.
This book is a wake-up call for the overthinkers, the overdoers, and the overwhelmed. It’s for the skeptics who want to believe in something real—but won’t swallow the sugar-coated, self-help drivel being sold as “wisdom.” It’s for the people who are tired of pretending and just want to live.
Inside, you’ll learn how ✅ Stop overcomplicating life and embrace the raw, unfiltered truth about happiness and success.
✅ Drop the ego, the excuses, and the self-sabotage that keep you stuck in cycles of frustration.
✅ Understand why “chop wood, carry water” isn’t just a Zen cliché—it’s the ultimate guide to freedom.
✅ Let go of the bullsh*t narratives that hold you back—without waiting for some cosmic sign.
✅ Apply ancient wisdom without losing your edge, ambition, or sense of humor.
No fluff. No gimmicks. No spiritual ego traps.Just the reality check you didn’t know you needed—delivered with brutal honesty, sharp wit, and real-world insight.
This isn’t about becoming a guru. It’s about becoming real—cutting through the noise, showing up for life, and embracing the simple, powerful Happiness isn’t something you chase. It’s something you do.
🔥 Soon to be a #1 Bestseller. Read it now—before everyone else starts pretending they discovered it first. 🔥
176 pages, Kindle Edition
Published March 2, 2025
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