Accidentally Yours

by Jeanette Clarke

I chased a raccoon into the woods and accidentally got adopted by a supernatural mafia. Now I'm running their Etsy money-laundering front and sleeping with all four of them. Worst kidnapping ever. Best mistake of my life.

My life used to be normal. Boring, even. Marketing manager. Artisanal cheese campaigns. A tragically beige apartment.

Then a snack-stealing raccoon lured me into the woods at midnight, and I stumbled face-first into a cult ritual.

Except they're not a cult. They're a supernatural crime family—vampire, werewolf, demon, and witch—and they're very unhappy about my glow sticks. The werewolf holds a knife to my throat. I panic and boop his nose.

Turns out, you can't just boop a werewolf and walk away.

Now I'm their "aggressively adopted" human. Stuck in a Gothic manor. Learning to wield chaos magic that keeps setting things on fire. Running their legitimate business front—a whimsical Etsy shop called Moonlit Trinkets that launders their dirty money through crocheted cat plushies and enchanted candles.

And I'm falling into bed with all four of them.

Lucien wants to claim me with teeth and knot and primal fury. Azrael worships me like an altar and edges me with demon magic until I'm sobbing. Darius binds me in silk and demands my surrender—and I give it gladly. Selene teaches me that a witch's tongue is the most dangerous weapon of all.

They say I'm theirs. Their heart. Their chaos. Their home.

But when a rival coven tries to destroy us, I'll show them exactly what this "fragile human" is capable of.

Accidentally Yours is a steamy, hilarious, why-choose paranormal romance where the heroine gets claimed by four possessive monsters, builds a crafting empire, and learns that family is what you make it—even if you make it with fangs, claws, and a demon who writes poetry about your freckles.

Perfect for fans

Morally gray men who growl "mine"

Found family with murderous tendencies

Smut with plot (and plot with smut)

Raccoon-induced life changes

Pink velvet cloaks on vampire crime lords

Because sometimes the best things in life come from chasing a trash panda into the dark.

Genres: Paranormal

244 pages, Kindle Edition

Published March 5, 2025

About the author

Jeanette Clarke is a cross-genre author writing across science fiction, fantasy, romantic comedy, psychological horror, and dark romance. Her stories range from sharp-witted, feel-good romances to intense, psychologically charged tales of obsession, survival, and morally gray love—often with a little extra heat woven in.

When she’s not writing, Jeanette travels frequently, draws inspiration from the world around her, and spends her time with her amazing husband and their wonderful pups.

Reviews

[Carola · Rating 3 out of 5]

Short, insta lust, spicy, why choose, queer romantasy.

[Michelle Shamy · Rating 5 out of 5]

I laughed so hard with this one. Loved every minute of this. The guys were hilarious, and the FMC was so cute. I loved all of the moments, and the Etsy shop was hilarious. This was steamy and so much fun.

[Amanda Young · Rating 5 out of 5]

Short and sweet!

Loved this quirky funny version of Charmed meets Hallmark. A light read, finished in a couple of hours. Will definitely read more from this Author!!

[CrazyGal609 · Rating 3 out of 5]

Any gal who instinctively “boops” a werewolf (while he’s threatening her) would absolutely be in my BFF circle 🤣🤣🤣 the characters were all written well & loved that they were all so different!

I was enjoying the hell outta this book with a silly but fun-kooky human, and the mixed group of a Werewolf, a Vampire, a Demon, and a Witch too, until…

☹️ the sections of repetitiveness - had to take a 24hr break cause it was getting sooooo annoying and quite dissatisfied/disappointing, a mix of copy & paste, lack of imagination, lazy, or poor editing?!! Yes, I took 2⭐️⭐️ away for it!!

Otherwise good amount of funny bits, especially:
"This is the worst kidnapping ever," I announced to no one in particular. "Like, genuinely terrible. Zero stars. Would not recommend." 😂😂 Oh I Love Her🤘😆 only she can be kidnapped by others while already being “An aggressively adopted guest" by the group in the forest 😅😆

Would love to see a book for the phoenix-shifter 🐦‍🔥
🌲And I think the pinky-purplely forest artsy cover is much more interesting and nicer 💋
For those who’ve asked:
Is MFFMM but never any MM ⚔️ in here, but there is FF, and just to make it simple… the Witch never has sex with the Males no matter the combo, yet Lizzie -the human- definitely got to enjoy all 🔥 😉

[Johanna · Rating 5 out of 5]

'Accidentally Yours is a steamy, hilarious, why-choose paranormal romance where the heroine gets claimed by four possessive monsters, builds a crafting empire, and learns that family is what you make it—even if you make it with fangs, claws, and a demon who writes poetry about your freckles.'

The characters drove the storyline and they were so very appealing and likeable and quirky and perfectly steamy together. Plot was intriguing and exciting and well paced. World building was excellent and impressive. Thoroughly enjoyed and highly recommend!

Grab a copy, kick back and enjoy!.

I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.

[CJ · Rating 3 out of 5]

So while the concept of this book was good and super interesting to a paranormal lover like myself I found it difficult to read. It was repetitive of the state that she was in and regarding her love and connection to them. Still a cute read just with more fluff than needed for me personally.

I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.

[Narelle · Rating 5 out of 5]

Lizzie is minding her own business when she comes across a supernatural crime family of sorts - (a vampire, werewolf, demon, and witch, aka Darius, Lucien, Azrael and Selene). What follows next is a steamy and spicy tale filled with erotic moments, claiming, breeding and more, even a little bit of crafting along the way.

I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.