The Worst Bedtime Book in the Whole Entire World: A Seriously Silly Story for Kids

by Joey Acker

🌙 This IS the WORST Bedtime Book in the Whole Entire World

Bedtime = sweet dreams, cozy cuddles, and drifting off to sleep, right?

WRONG.

Because Nameless the Rock is NOT TIRED.
And he REFUSES to go to bed.

😑 There’s a clown.
😴 There’s a mysterious Snoozerpuff.
🎃 And yes, Jerry Pumpkins randomly shows up (he’s not in every book… just enough to cause problems).

But no matter what anyone says or does, Nameless isn’t having it.
Will he finally fall asleep?
Will bedtime be a complete disaster?
Or will the Snoozerpuff work its sleepy magic?

What we do
Kids CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

💤 Parents Are Yawning (from laughing so hard):
🗣️ “My kid asked to read this at bedtime... then stayed up quoting it.”
🗣️ “This book made bedtime fun again—even if nobody fell asleep.”
🗣️ “Finally, a bedtime story that isn’t boring. We’re obsessed.”

YOU’LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE
✔️ Funny bedtime books that break all the rules
✔️ Characters with BIG personalities and zero chill
✔️ Relatable chaos (aka refusing to go to bed)
✔️ Silly picture books for bedtime, naps, or anytime
✔️ Interactive storytelling that makes kids laugh out loud
✔️ Humor for kids, parents, and sleep-deprived readers

🎯 Perfect
• Boys and girls ages 4–8
• Preschool through 3rd grade
• Bedtime story collections
• Beginner and reluctant readers
• Parents who need a new bedtime go-to
• Fans of funny read-alouds and the world’s most stubborn rock

The Worst Bedtime Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Entire World Books series—a hilariously terrible collection of ridiculous stories starring Nameless the Rock, who would rather do literally anything than fall asleep.

So go ahead… click “Add to Cart.”
(Just don’t expect anyone to actually get sleepy.)

Genres: Childrens, Picture Books

Kindle Edition

Published March 4, 2025

About the author

Joey Acker is an award winning and #1 best selling author and illustrator. He created 'The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World' and is the co-author and illustrator of the Thoughtful Bots and Wonder Who Crew series. He loves writing read-aloud books for the classroom and educators in 'The Wonder Who Crew Series'. He also enjoys creating beyond silly and "non-educational" books for children and parents who just want to have a good laugh in the 'Entire World Books' series!

Reviews

[S.A. Krishnan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Four Point Five stars
Simple, fun bedtime book
The book is fun had cute simple illustrations and a sheep and a mythical being that helps(or not) in falling asleep. Cute fun bedtime book for older children.

[Samantha Kotelnicki · Rating 5 out of 5]

Silly Book

This book was fun and silly and it reminded me of the book “there is a monster at the end of this book!” My son has been enjoying this “worst” series very much! Great for young preschool age kids.

[Elizabeth · Rating 4 out of 5]

The Worst Bedtime Book in the Whole Entire World: A Funny and Interactive Nighttime Story for Sleepy (or Not) Kids by Joey Acker - This was an Amazon freebie, but the series is on kindle unlimited. I think these are funny, so you can entertain yourself along with your little reader! Happy Reading!

[Deedee · Rating 5 out of 5]

So cute

My boys loved this story. They really don't like bedtime so this story was a fantastic. It also reminded them of the sesame Street book there's a monster at the end of the book.

[Jessica Leek · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another fun worst book

We always love enjoying some of joey akers books. This one was fun and imaginative, and I'll be honest, I yawned multiple times while we're reading it. I was ready to turn the page and slee0

[chrstphre campbell · Rating 2 out of 5]

Poorly inspired illustrations & a terrible font ( ! )

Inept core idea, too short, terrible font, Not fun at all.
Not clever, or silly or inspired in any way.
Dull.

[Roxana M. · Rating 5 out of 5]

Cute little book

Reminds me of Piggie and Elephant. Enjoy the silliness to this book. Quick 5 minute story that my 8 and 4 year old enjoy

[Kimberly Logan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Too Funneeeeee....

There isn't any thing I didn't like about the book, it was quite hilarious. Which is what I enjoyed most. Thanks...

[Cece · Rating 5 out of 5]

Simple, silly book that will make any kid laugh. Mine laughed so hard, it tired him out. Mission accomplished lol

[Tasia Timm · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious

A funny, very silly bedtime story my kiddo loved. Definitely one he's going to want to read again and again.

[Shanice Johnson · Rating 5 out of 5]

so funny

I was laughing more at this book than my son was. “You could’ve just said it’s time for bed.” Had me tickled. It’s such a good book.

[Connie · Rating 5 out of 5]

My 5 year old loved this book!

My son l9ved this book and wants more. Needless to say, he did not make it to the end. No Snoozerpuff needed. Lol

[Ashley · Rating 5 out of 5]

Cutest darn book ever. The artwork is great. The story is great. However, this is certainly not a bedtime story. We ended up laughing through most of it.

[Savani · Rating 3 out of 5]

This book is so ridiculous—it’s hilarious! The Worst Bedtime Book in the Whole Entire World turns the idea of a bedtime story on its head in the best way possible. Joey Acker’s playful, over-the-top humor makes it a laugh-out-loud experience for both kids and adults.

The interactive style keeps readers engaged, especially those "not-so-sleepy" kids who need something unexpected to hold their attention. The absurdity is the point, and it works wonderfully. If you're looking for a bedtime book that's more about giggles than yawns, this one definitely delivers.