Accidentally Yours

by Jeanette Clarke

Lizzie Saltz just wanted to find her snack bag. Instead, she stumbled into a midnight ritual full of ominous chanting, black-robed figures, and what definitely looked like a murder cult. Naturally, she did what any sane person would do—crashed the ritual and handed out glow sticks.

Turns out, they’re not a cult. They’re just a supernatural crime family with questionable morals and an alarming number of weapons. Instead of sacrificing her (or, you know, letting her leave), they adopt her. Aggressively.

Now, Lizzie’s got a lot of

Darius, the broody vampire crime lord, keeps trying to intimidate her (it’s not working).Lucien, the knife-happy werewolf, snarls at her constantly but melts when she boops his nose.Azrael, the dangerously seductive demon, attempted to corrupt her soul but ended up getting emotionally compromised instead.Selene, the flirty, chaotic witch, is way too amused by all of this and might be planning to keep Lizzie as her personal plaything.Between near-death experiences, an entire warehouse getting torched in her honor, and a jealousy-fueled bar brawl that almost started a supernatural war, Lizzie has one she’s completely in love with all of them.

Now, she’s officially part of the supernatural mafia empire, laundering their dirty money through an Etsy store (because why not), dodging rival syndicates, and navigating a very complicated five-way relationship.

One thing’s for
This is not the life she planned… but it might just be the one she was born for.

🔥 Possessive supernatural lovers. Found family. Crime, chaos, and cuddles. A heroine with no self-preservation instincts. 🔥

Perfect for fans of reverse harem, grumpy x sunshine dynamics, touch-starved murderers, and heroines who make their scary love interests even worse.

Genres: Paranormal

298 pages, Paperback

Published March 4, 2025

About the author

Jeanette Clarke is a cross-genre author writing across science fiction, fantasy, romantic comedy, psychological horror, and dark romance. Her stories range from sharp-witted, feel-good romances to intense, psychologically charged tales of obsession, survival, and morally gray love—often with a little extra heat woven in.

When she’s not writing, Jeanette travels frequently, draws inspiration from the world around her, and spends her time with her amazing husband and their wonderful pups.

Reviews

[Carola · Rating 3 out of 5]

Short, insta lust, spicy, why choose, queer romantasy.

[Michelle Shamy · Rating 5 out of 5]

I laughed so hard with this one. Loved every minute of this. The guys were hilarious, and the FMC was so cute. I loved all of the moments, and the Etsy shop was hilarious. This was steamy and so much fun.

[Amanda Young · Rating 5 out of 5]

Short and sweet!

Loved this quirky funny version of Charmed meets Hallmark. A light read, finished in a couple of hours. Will definitely read more from this Author!!

[CrazyGal609 · Rating 3 out of 5]

Any gal who instinctively “boops” a werewolf (while he’s threatening her) would absolutely be in my BFF circle 🤣🤣🤣 the characters were all written well & loved that they were all so different!

I was enjoying the hell outta this book with a silly but fun-kooky human, and the mixed group of a Werewolf, a Vampire, a Demon, and a Witch too, until…

☹️ the sections of repetitiveness - had to take a 24hr break cause it was getting sooooo annoying and quite dissatisfied/disappointing, a mix of copy & paste, lack of imagination, lazy, or poor editing?!! Yes, I took 2⭐️⭐️ away for it!!

Otherwise good amount of funny bits, especially:
"This is the worst kidnapping ever," I announced to no one in particular. "Like, genuinely terrible. Zero stars. Would not recommend." 😂😂 Oh I Love Her🤘😆 only she can be kidnapped by others while already being “An aggressively adopted guest" by the group in the forest 😅😆

Would love to see a book for the phoenix-shifter 🐦‍🔥
🌲And I think the pinky-purplely forest artsy cover is much more interesting and nicer 💋
For those who’ve asked:
Is MFFMM but never any MM ⚔️ in here, but there is FF, and just to make it simple… the Witch never has sex with the Males no matter the combo, yet Lizzie -the human- definitely got to enjoy all 🔥 😉

[Johanna · Rating 5 out of 5]

'Accidentally Yours is a steamy, hilarious, why-choose paranormal romance where the heroine gets claimed by four possessive monsters, builds a crafting empire, and learns that family is what you make it—even if you make it with fangs, claws, and a demon who writes poetry about your freckles.'

The characters drove the storyline and they were so very appealing and likeable and quirky and perfectly steamy together. Plot was intriguing and exciting and well paced. World building was excellent and impressive. Thoroughly enjoyed and highly recommend!

Grab a copy, kick back and enjoy!.

I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.

[CJ · Rating 3 out of 5]

So while the concept of this book was good and super interesting to a paranormal lover like myself I found it difficult to read. It was repetitive of the state that she was in and regarding her love and connection to them. Still a cute read just with more fluff than needed for me personally.

I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.

[Narelle · Rating 5 out of 5]

Lizzie is minding her own business when she comes across a supernatural crime family of sorts - (a vampire, werewolf, demon, and witch, aka Darius, Lucien, Azrael and Selene). What follows next is a steamy and spicy tale filled with erotic moments, claiming, breeding and more, even a little bit of crafting along the way.

I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.