Our Pet Queen: A New Perspective on Monarchy

by J.M.R. Higgs, John Higgs

In the modern, democratic twenty-first century, the notion of an unelected, dynastic monarchy is not easy to defend.This new book argues that the current monarchy is by far the best system for choosing a Head of State - providing that it is understood that we are not subjects and that the monarchy are not our superiors. They are, in actual fact, our pets.     In this original eBook, John Higgs, author of the The 20th An Alternative History, makes an argument in favour of the monarchy that will annoy royalists even more than it will annoy republicans. This is a tongue-in-cheek, witty examination of the persistence of monarchy in the modern world.

Genres: Nonfiction, History, Politics

53 pages, Kindle Edition

First published August 26, 2014

Reviews

[John Anthony · Rating 4 out of 5]

The gist of the book is in its title. It argues, tongue in cheek, but highly plausible nonetheless, that the British attitude to its monarchy is similar to its love of domestic animals. Something to stroke and feed. Both contribute to a national feeling of well being. Disrespectful?: no, I don’t think it is. It’s an interesting, amusingly level - headed portrayal of the national psyche which draws the conclusion that such an odd mongrel nation is rightly headed by this batty institution. It can be dreamt about, stroked, hidden behind...Even those pommy baiting Aussies have not yet shed the monarchy on the basis, it seems, that the alternative is slightly less appealing.

Here are the inevitable comparisons between the French and English attitudes to revolution and a re-telling of why they’re a republic and we’re a monarchy. Both nations killed a king, the French for double measure polished off a queen as well of course. Eleven years after the execution of Charles I however, we ‘restored’ the monarchy; the national shoulders shrugged and well….shit happens, move on.. and then the petting began - in peaks and troughs, admittedly.

The chapter headings are flavoursome eg Chapter 9 :Whales, Swans and the Problem of Charles (the future III).

A fun read with a serious side too.

[Alex Sarll]

Short ebook in which the author of the definitive KLF book offers a wilfully annoying but strangely compelling defence of the British monarchy by analogy to his family's objectionable cat. In typically wide-ranging fashion, he also takes in everything from the difficulties of Oliver Cromwell's position to hippy activist King Arthur Pendragon (who comes across rather well, in at least being aware of his own absurdities).

[Josh Paul · Rating 5 out of 5]

I finished this book about a week ago. I've been mulling over the question of whether, given Higg's arguments, the US of A ought to consider obtaining a pet monarch of its own.

If the U.S. does decide to get pet monarch I think the only sensible way for us to select a proper candidate would be a reality TV competition. Ideally co-hosted by Ru Paul and Oprah. The exact format will need to be refined a bit but I think at the very least there would be a dancing competition, a talent show, and maybe a rap battle about neo-Hobbesian political theory.

This system would allay one of the primary objections to the monarchy, that keeping a monarch is cruel to the monarch. Any hereditary monarch is inevitably raised in Truman Showesque pseudo-reality.

If we do explore the idea of getting a monarch here in the U.S. we’d want to make it very clear up front that they’d have power whatsoever and would be kept as a pet. The royal family would oversee cutting ceremonial ribbons, delivering banal proclamations, and have a minor scandal annually, leading up to a major scandal every 7 years or so.

Back to the book itself: It's great fun and I’d recommend it to anyone who appreciates the works of Jonathan Swift and The Onion.

[Zulu Adams · Rating 4 out of 5]

Every British person should read this. I've certainly been recommending it to all sorts of people to help toward this end. It's the most convincing monarch-related argument I've ever read, subverting the usual arguments about monarchy and rendering them almost irrelevant. Much like his book on the KLF, the author uses the frame of magic and the concrete representation of ideas as explanations for people's otherwise silly behaviour.

I wish OPQ had been a bit longer, but then it does give a tantalising taste of what may be in store when Mr Higgs publishes his upcoming history book.

[Rob Thompson · Rating 3 out of 5]

A 15,000 words examination of our monarchy. The conclusion is we need a head of state; a constitutional monarchy. One where their political power is mostly symbolic. The apparent reason: they form a symbiotic interdependence with their host nations. And provide a intuitive sense of historical continuity and cultural identity.

I wasn't completely convinced.

[Rae]

King Arthur. Revolution. Monarchy. Pets. Snarky.

Shorty September.

[Matt · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hands down my favorite non-fiction writer.

[Iamreddave · Rating 4 out of 5]

Good book to put out as kindle single for whenever a new monarch is needed. Add a chapter on the bizarre change over period and you have a great explainer ready to go.

Also cats are assholes but we need them

[Alan · Rating 3 out of 5]

Amusing short essay

John Higgs taking his theory out for a walk to see where it leads.

I recently started to read his other works (Love and let die is my current favourite), so I dipped into this one.

Amusing and a nice and easy essay to read.