别读博，会脱单

by Llosa

闻笛的博士生活糟糕透顶。

导师使唤，同辈刁难，暗恋隔壁数学系教授，却连句话都没说上。

难得有个清闲周末，邻居在房里拉琴，拉得比杀猪还难听。

闻笛翻身爬起，在微信群里发消息:再拉告你扰民。

邻居:昼间55分贝才算扰民，你找律师前做个音量测试。

邻居:还有，走廊上不能堆放垃圾，而且你还不分类。

闻笛和他理论，结果被人身攻击:哦，你喜欢莎士比亚啊？怪不得说话没有逻辑。

闻笛气疯了。

莎士比亚是文学巨匠，是他的研究对象、精神导师，诋毁莎士比亚的人才是垃圾！

终于，闻笛有个机会与教授熟络。为找话题，还旁听了教授的复几何课

闻笛：看到一个莫比乌斯环的杯子，觉得挺适合你的。

边城：莫比乌斯环是非定向流形，不属于复几何的范围。

闻笛：……

边城：你最近在研究什么？

闻笛：从儒家文化视角解读《皆大欢喜》。

边城：莎士比亚？他太没逻辑，聊他还不如聊垃圾分类呢。

气死人不偿命的数学教授（攻）X会爆粗口的英文博士（受）

一点搞笑一点学术一点奇奇怪怪的可爱。

排雷：

攻是莎士比亚黑粉（。）

222 pages, Paperback

Published January 1, 2025

Reviews

[Christina · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5⭐️ Professor (gong) × PhD student (shou).
This was an okay read with lots of funny moments, especially in the interactions between the two leads. Their dynamic was interesting, which made several scenes really entertaining. Overall, it’s a light and fun read with only 70 chapters.

[noorii · Rating 3 out of 5]

I actually liked the main leads a lot, really. But the story didn’t feed me emotionally. Some moments called for real emotional depth, yet the author just laid things out to be “clear” and then jumped ahead, like untying knots just to get the job done, without smoothing the rope afterward. Maybe that’s partly because one of the leads is a genius with low emotional intelligence but he was still lovable, not rigid, just socially clueless in a charming way.

Still, I’m dropping this at 66%, right before the family arc. The story had potential and could have easily made it onto my “best of 2025” list, but… it is what it is. Pick it up—you might find something interesting in it.

[Ajx ☽ 🍓 Charyl · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5 ⭐️
It’s a good story, some things could have been explained further while others a bit less but I really liked the main couple-though I didn’t get why the author decided not to develop more their relationship after they finally got together.

[Moonshine_2021 · Rating 4 out of 5]

No major conflicts, which I find perfect! Honestly, the familial relationships are really interesting, especially about Xu Qi and his mom, Bian Cheng and his dad, and, well, the romantic relationships, too. The main couple Bian Cheng and Wen Di complement each other well.

The struggles are so real. I'm glad they all found support.

[ali · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5

[YZ (wordwanderlust) · Rating 4 out of 5]

4.25 rounded down