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Screwed Every Day of the Week and Twice on Sunday
The first collection from J.S. Reinhardt, a two-time Gross Out Contest winner (World Horror Convention 2012 & KillerCon 2012), features eight previously unpublished stories and two bonus tales from the anthologies D.O.A.II and Horror Library V. “Splatterpunk is alive and well in Screwed Every Day of the Week and Twice on Sunday. ‘Over the top’ doesn’t even begin to describe the stories collected here. Tough, violent, visceral, and gory—if that’s your cup of tea, you’re in for a real treat.” ~Rick Hautala, author of Indian Summer and Glimpses
90 pages, Kindle Edition
First published July 25, 2014
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May 30, 2015
3 1/2 stars
Sing it with me! When you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy ________--STOP! That word right there. The one you just inserted. Yeah, this book is filled with moments where that word is the meal of the day, where it is revered, and dare I say, a turn on for some of the characters in this well-written, atrocious read.
Be prepared. There is no lubrication . You will not slide easily into this read. Every word you read will be friction on your brain. It's rough and it's dirty. There's one story that involves a dead body and maggots that...well, it was disturbing.
There are plenty of violated orifices for you to explore fully and in depth as this author cares not a whit for your sensibilities.
I would be reading a story and think, "this is the grossest one" and then the next one would come and I would feel the need to blow chunks.
This man deserves a crown!
Seriously though, if you like the bizarre and the extreme, I think this may push you to your limit.
*I received a copy in exchange for an honest review*
Sing it with me! When you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy ________--STOP! That word right there. The one you just inserted. Yeah, this book is filled with moments where that word is the meal of the day, where it is revered, and dare I say, a turn on for some of the characters in this well-written, atrocious read.
Be prepared. There is no lubrication . You will not slide easily into this read. Every word you read will be friction on your brain. It's rough and it's dirty. There's one story that involves a dead body and maggots that...well, it was disturbing.
There are plenty of violated orifices for you to explore fully and in depth as this author cares not a whit for your sensibilities.
I would be reading a story and think, "this is the grossest one" and then the next one would come and I would feel the need to blow chunks.
This man deserves a crown!
Seriously though, if you like the bizarre and the extreme, I think this may push you to your limit.
*I received a copy in exchange for an honest review*
October 10, 2014
The Crown of Brown!
"Screwed Every Day of the Week and Twice on Sundays!" by Jason Reinhardt ! Remember when we were kids, and we said and did some of the grossest stuff to either get a reaction from our friends, or compete with each other until one was finally the winner? Well, folks, Jason Reinhardt is King of the Hill with this one! And it's not just that his stories are gag producing, gut twisting, green-phlem swallowing tales created by a mastermind of brilliant, degenerate written art. No. He tells his gems with style, humor and a finesse that makes you wonder what kind of person you are because you stayed up till 4AM to read cover to cover. This putrid collection is also a feculent blueprint, and a throwup throwdown challenge, for any future Gross-Out wannabe Kings/Queens. Learn from the Master in this excellent read, and do it while you're eating. You'll thank me. Seriously.
"Screwed Every Day of the Week and Twice on Sundays!" by Jason Reinhardt ! Remember when we were kids, and we said and did some of the grossest stuff to either get a reaction from our friends, or compete with each other until one was finally the winner? Well, folks, Jason Reinhardt is King of the Hill with this one! And it's not just that his stories are gag producing, gut twisting, green-phlem swallowing tales created by a mastermind of brilliant, degenerate written art. No. He tells his gems with style, humor and a finesse that makes you wonder what kind of person you are because you stayed up till 4AM to read cover to cover. This putrid collection is also a feculent blueprint, and a throwup throwdown challenge, for any future Gross-Out wannabe Kings/Queens. Learn from the Master in this excellent read, and do it while you're eating. You'll thank me. Seriously.
October 17, 2015
I can see why and how the author won the Gross Out contests. Very gross, and disgusting and violent and visceral. Extreme horror and extreme graphic descriptions and depictions of everything you never thought you would get to read and more. Sometimes it felt a bit too much, but nevertheless, it was too good to stop reading and you may find yourself trying to read this through shut eyes. Proceed with caution and perhaps a splatter guard.
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