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232 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 9, 2015
“But for some reason, this guy, who could probably play Chris Knight the rock star—if they ever made a movie about him—is pissing me the f**k off just because of the way he looks. F**k.”
“You know how to make an egg roll? You push it. Get it? You push the egg and it rolls. That’s how you make an egg roll.”
“What if we just jump out the bedroom window, bounce off the top of the bouncy castle, and plop down into my convertible? Then I’ll take you for a ride on my surfboard.”

