The Exorcist Code
by William Massa
Publication date: March 24, 2025
236 Pages
Star Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Dread Factor: 💀💀💀
Trigger Warnings: Demonic possession, child endangerment, spiritual warfare, Vatican-level conspiracy vibes
What Did I Just Walk Into?
So apparently, the Vatican decided the best way to deal with an exorcist-murdering demon was to build a Terminator-priest named Michael. Because nothing says “holy protection” like an AI with a crucifix. And honestly? I’m here for it.
Father Callum—grizzled, faith-torn, probably on his tenth cup of holy espresso—teams up with Michael, the Vatican’s shiny new exorcism toy, to hunt down this demon that’s playing 4D chess with the rules of possession. Meanwhile, in the middle of an Italian village, a poor teenage girl’s stuck as demon bait because that’s how this universe apparently rolls.
Here’s What Slapped
📖 The whole Terminator meets The Exorcist vibe? Chef’s kiss.
📖 Michael’s unflappable AI logic paired with Father Callum’s human doubt—talk about a buddy cop team-up from the depths of Hell.
📖 The demon isn’t your run-of-the-mill bad guy. It’s evolving, and let me tell you, nothing gets my horror-loving heart going like a demon with a learning curve.
📖 Action sequences that feel like a horror movie on fast forward—intense, creepy, and bloody as hell (literally).
What Could’ve Been Better
📖 Callum, buddy, maybe stop second-guessing your team-up with the Vatican robot in the middle of an exorcism.
📖 Michael, I love you, but you could use a little more personality. Even AI needs a hobby, okay?🤪
📖 Perfect for Readers Who Love:
📖 Demonic horror that doesn’t stick to the script
📖 Vatican conspiracy horror with a sci-fi twist
📖 Faith, firepower, and enough existential dread to keep you up at night
📖 That delicious tension of “can you even trust the good guys?”
Reviewed by Robin’s Review