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Published March 11, 2024
“On a scale of one to ten, just how fucked am I?”
“That depends. Is one the most fucked or the least?”
“One is the low end of the spectrum. Best possible outcome.”
“In that case, you’re definitely a one… million.”
The dark witch smirks at me as if this is the highlight of her week. “Completely, utterly, upside-down and sideways ”