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8 pages, Audible Audio
First published September 14, 2018






“Only useless mages train with wands. We train with weapons. If someone is trying to kill me, I’d rather have a sword than try to poke their eyes out with a piddly wand.”

"Since this drink is on you," I told him, "I know exactly what I want."
He watched curiously as I turned to Cooper, my smile widening.
"How about a margarita?"
"Not cool?" I shouted, slamming my hands down on the bar top. "I've been working my ass off without so much as a thank-you from a single goddamn person, and you're jerking me around like a five-year-old with no impulse control. I you so much as open your mouth again, I'll shove my soda gun down your throat and see if you can crack jokes while you drown!"