Excellent, focused yet comprehensive account of Kissinger’s philosophy of, career in, and enduring influence on United States foreign policy. If you want to know the origin story of America’s current forever-war moment, this book is a good place to start.
While Grandin’s book is measured, my takeaways from it are not. After serving in World War Two, Kissinger enrolled at Harvard and proceeded to get way too far up his own ass in German metaphysics. By the end of it, he concluded that nothing really mattered. In this revelation, he found immense freedom, because if nothing matters, then people are freed to do whatever they want in order to achieve an end. The world would soon be paying dearly for this revelation.
Upon becoming a foreign policy advisor, Kissinger created a series of circular arguments that ensured the United States would be forever at war. “The purpose of American power is to create an awareness of American purpose.” “Inaction has to be avoided so as to show that action is possible. Only action will void the systemic incentive for inaction.” (i.e. Vietnam syndrome) “Power isn’t power unless one is willing to use it. The purpose of action is to neutralize the inertia of inaction.” “We have to escalate in order to prove we aren’t impotent, and the more impotent we prove to be, the more we have to escalate.” “Power is weakness unless one is willing to use it.” “We gotta doooooo somethinggggg.” ...actually, wait, that last quote is from Russell Brand in Get Him to the Greek. My bad.
Kissinger pioneered two concepts that would later prove crucial to neoconservative foreign policy: randomly attacking countries that had nothing to do with an existing conflict (invading Iraq after 9/11) and justifying it by making shit up (WMDs!!). He called this the “madman theory,” where instead of engaging, say, North Vietnam, a country you are currently at war with, directly, you bomb neighboring countries (Laos, Cambodia) back to the stone age, just to prove to your enemies that you’re a madman capable of anything. Kind of like in Bull Durham when Tim Robbins threw an aggressively wild pitch in order to make the batter feel unstable at the plate, except that it didn't work in Kissinger's case. North Vietnam and others were wholly unshaken by the "madman" stance. If anything, it only emboldened and radicalized existing insurgencies against the United States, or created new ones out of thin air, a concept known as "blowback."
And after you take military action against a random country, you lie to the public about it. In the words of Kissinger, “Initiative creates its own consensus.” Or, in other words, statesmen shouldn’t wait until all the facts are in before they seize the initiative and take military action. “Conjecture and intuition” were enough cause for Kissinger to murder tens of thousands of people. If any of this sounds familiar, it’s because it’s exactly what the neocons did post 9/11. Dick Cheney’s version is called the “one percent doctrine,” where if there is even the slightest chance that a threat will be realized, the United States should act as if that threat were a foregone conclusion. “It’s not about our analysis, or finding a preponderance of evidence,” Cheney said. “It’s about our response.” Too bad they ended up finding absolutely no evidence of WMDs.
(My absolute favorite Kissingerian precursor-to-WMD example is when, in 1970, Kissinger looked at reconnaissance photos of southern Cuba showing the construction of soccer fields. “These soccer fields mean war,” Kissinger said to his colleagues, “Cubans play baseball. Russians play soccer.” Kissinger insisted that the photos must mean the Russians were building a naval base nearby for nuclear submarines. When further reconnaissance showed absolutely no evidence of this happening, Kissinger used this to further his argument, maintaining that the fact that the US couldn’t find evidence of a submarine base actually made it more likely that it existed. Thankfully, Nixon and others in the cabinet eventually told him to fuck off about Cuba, and no war was pursued. Kissinger still to this day claims that the soccer field naval base existed, despite there being no evidence other than his dumbass thought that Cubans don't play soccer. Fast forward 33 years to the first few months of the invasion of Iraq, when the United States still had not found any WMDs, the Bush administration used the same line: the fact that WMDs cannot be found actually proves their existence further.)
How did Kissinger get away with all this? How is he still, to this day, an exalted figure in American politics? War crimes aside, his proximity to Nixon should have been enough for political ruin, as most of the Nixon administration became political pariahs after Watergate. How did he survive this? While it might make sense that right-wingers would like him for his policies, why is he also well-liked throughout the liberal establishment, from Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama and Samantha Power? According to Grandin, Kissinger was known for his charm and intellect. His ability to klink cocktails and talk German metaphysics with the right people in Washington, especially liberal journalists, academics, and other opinion leaders, gave him a wide personal appeal. He was even given endearing nicknames: Super K, Henry of Arabia, the Playboy of the West Wing. He dated good-looking women. He enchanted American high society, even as they found Nixon’s crassness disgusting. And, in Grandin’s words, “Kissinger's relativism was a tool of self-creation and self-enhancement. Kissinger; who admittedly believed in nothing, was skilled at being all things to all people, particularly of a higher station.”
How much can you get away with in America if you speak well, have the right credentials, and impress the right people? Why is the entire cast and crew of George Bush’s hit series “The Iraq War,” seasons 1 to ??? being rehabilitated by the liberal elite as they look at Trump with disdain. Nancy Pelosi et al. long for the days of “civility” under Bush. It’s almost as if the only thing they see wrong with Trump is that he can’t string a sentence together. But destroying entire countries, murdering hundreds of thousands of people, and not showing any remorse for it, will get you interviews on Colbert and Ellen, so long as you’re like Henry Kissinger and can quote Nietzsche off the dome.
Why did Kissinger pursue a murderous foreign policy, killing hundreds of thousands (millions?) in Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, East Timor, Bangladesh, Angola, Argentina, and others? I think a lot of it certainly had to do with Kissinger believing his own bullshit. He wrote entire philosophies supporting his foreign policy. But Grandin suggests that it also had to do with plain old fashioned self-advancement: “Every single policy that Henry Kissinger advocated as being good, both materially and morally, for the long-run, strategic ends of the United States also happened to be good for the personal advancement of Henry Kissinger.”
On a final, random note, Kissinger had the completely insufferable habit of comparing world leaders that he wanted to demonize to Hitler, and using World War Two, especially the tale of Neville Chamberlain, as an analogy and justification for the actions he took. All while constantly claiming that history is useless for ordering one’s future actions. What a guy.