I'm going to have fun with this review.
Let me start by saying that I feel awkward because the author and I follow each other on Instagram, so talking about how much I just did not enjoy this book on my stories... it's eventful. I did stop her from viewing my stories for the next 24 hours while my thoughts are up there because I felt it wasn't something she should have to see! That being said, I have to write a review for this book so... here goes.
I bought this book immediately after I saw the author post on her stories that Will, the 'Hook' character, was inspired by Colin O'Donoghue's portrayal of Hook/Killian in Once Upon A Time. Now, I have an intense love for that character, so I can honestly say that this was the best part of the entire book for me. I will also say, though, that there's a difference between inspiration and just taking a character, changing their name and putting them in your story. Everything from the way he dressed to the way he spoke was pure OUAT Killian Jones. Something to think about, I suppose!
The writing style of Hook & Crown simply did not work for me. Let me just say that I have read fanfiction written by 13-year-old girls in 2012 that had more depth and structure than this. I wrote fanfiction in 2012 that had more depth and structure than this. The prose itself is very overdramatic and chock full of lists, i.e. putting on a tank top then jeans then a cardigan and then tying hair into a messy bun and putting minimal make-up on (yes, this is in the book, I haven't taken this from the aforementioned 2012 fanfiction that I wrote. I had a personal aversion to messy buns and tank tops at the time).
The writing style itself was confusing for me because the author made the decision to write the same chapters twice but from two different points of view. So a fight scene would be happening (I still don't know how she suddenly became this really great fighter in the span of 3 pages), but then it would change to the italicised version of the chapter but from Aiden's or Will's POV, except it was exactly the same, just with changed pronouns. If that doesn't scream 2012 fanfiction, I do not know what does.
This book was 208 pages long and, while I always suggest in reviews that books could be shorter to cut out some of the waffle, this book needed more waffle. It needed at least another 100 pages added on to really allow the story and the characters to have been fleshed out. On these pages, they're one-dimensional caricatures of what they could have been with proper editing. All the descriptions are about physical appearance, nothing about emotions or histories. As soon as you meet Will, the first thing his narrative explores is how hot our main character, Elena, is. It's superficial and not in a way that any reader after 2010 should have to experience. It feels almost misogynistic.
Instalove is the first thing that comes to mind for Elena. She comes to London from America, I believe, to stay in her great uncle's boarding school. I would have loved so much more about the boarding school than just 'it was empty for Christmas and you couldn't open the windows'. This would have been so much more interesting if she had to navigate her Neverland life around students bustling through corridors. Neverland was ever so slightly better built than London, but barely. I needed more information about her parents, not just that they'd died - how had they died, when had they died, what was her relationship with them like, did she miss them, what was her relationship with her great uncle like? Knocking on the door and checking in every 75 pages is hardly building a relationship.
Speaking of relationships, I'm really not sure what they were all about in this book. She immediately falls in love with Aiden, then realises he's an asshole, then falls head over heels in love with Will, who officially declares that he can't imagine his life without this 17-year-old girl. I really don't know where the chemistry was, where the connection began, how their relationship actually developed. It was like... one minute she was in Neverland and the next she was in his bed. Whenever they got into arguments about things, it was over within 2 paragraphs. There was just no depth to this whatsoever. It was all so shallow, almost as if the author was too excited to get to the major plot points that she just didn't put much effort into actually building the world or the relationships she wanted to write about.
There's a bit at the end where a character is talking about "the darkness within". It was a good element - this was the type of depth of storytelling that would've really elevated this story. However, it came much too late in this book and definitely needed to be interspersed within the story rather than a sort of forgotten addendum. The very end of this book definitely sets up for a sequel (I believe it's called Stars & Steel?), which I honestly did see coming. Things happened around the 75% mark and it was hard to believe that anything but that ending would happen. I also felt somewhat like the ending was a little too convenient (i.e. Hook not being 'Hook' anymore if you catch my drift).
Basically, this book will stay with me for two reasons: firstly, because Colin O'Donoghue is a dish that I would love to be served, and secondly because it was so badly written I will never truly forget the time I made myself read an entire book that needed about seven more rounds of author editing and a better professional editor tied to a publishing house.
Content: the death of parents, Stockholm Syndrome type relationship, potential ableism, misogyny.