Well, I made it guys! We all knew what I was getting myself into with this lol: cringey YA romance. 🤷🏻♀️ Boy did it deliver! And go figure–this cringealicious (yes I am hereby creating this adjective for MLWTWB specifically) book got its start on the good ol’ Wattpad.
↠And just a note that there are minor spoilers below but I truly do not recommend anyone read this book hahahaha.
I fully admit that as an adult with a good 12+ years on these high school characters, I cannot get enough of their drama. Both TSITP and MLWTWB (tv shows only) slapped so hard for me I truly don’t understand. MLWTWB felt like Walmart TSITP, but set in Colorado (Walmart Connie baby, aka Cole, really didn’t do it for me in the end).
Idk why I expected more, but the characters and the story itself had ZERO depth. Jackie: poor girl’s entire family all die in a car crash, forcing her to leave her entire privileged New York life, and move to the middle of nowhere Colorado. But for a leading female narrating role, she had about the personality of a single, soggy McD’s french fry in a sea of crispy ones–slightly annoying but I’m still gonna eat it. LOL idk with my analogy just go with it. 🍟
THIS GIRL. The whole situation grosses me out a bit since the Walters are supposedly her adoptive “family”. While they’re not related in the slightest, she still lives in a house with them. Idk, maybe the parents should have had a clue and told all their horny teenage kids to keep it in their pants?? But even so, Jackie, this prim, proper goody-two-shoes kind of girl, proceeds to toy with two of these brothers. GIRL stop complaining about getting in the middle if you’re not going to explicitly tell one of them to get lost! Any time Cole is on the scene, all logic goes right out the window. 👋
☆Case in point:
Wacky Jackie refuses to go to a party with Alex (the younger brother she decides to date), bc the host of said party is Alex’s bitchy ex-girlfriend who threw Jackie’s family’s death in her face. Understandable! Jackie proceeds to over-tell everyone she’s not going to the party.
Two seconds later, Cole barges into her room, going all caveman “we’re going to the party and you’re coming with me.”
Jackie: And that’s all it took.
SHAKING MY FREAKING HEAD.
Cole is a piece of WORK. Toxic pretty boy, and Jackie falls for it every time. From making her wear his football jersey in front of Alex, to purposely sabotaging her future, you’d think Jackie would eventually learn her lesson with Cole.
And Alex. Poor Alex. Jackie calls him a “puppy dog” at one point and you really can’t come back from that.💔
☆Book vs. Show:
Usually for me, whichever format I experience first is the one I end up liking more. As the show has come out over 10 years after the book, some things were updated for the times and it rightfully modernized the story. Jackie’s relationship with each of the 10 kids in the family is developed better in the book, but the love triangle is played up even more in the show. I think I saw the brother love triangle theme was inspired by The Vampire Diaries, and that honestly feels like an insult here lol. Can’t even call these Walter boys Walmart Stefan and Damon, more like Dollar Store Stefan and Damon!!!
It’s absolutely obvious this started on Wattpad, there’s a specific quality to the writing you can’t miss. Really overall nothing truly happens in this book. There aren’t huge character developments or shocking twists or turns. Just your average cringealicious, yet still entertaining YA drama! And yes, I needed to use that word twice in my review, thank you! 💁🏻♀️