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First published March 29, 2022
"I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I am one watt above darkness. I am a glow-in-the-dark rollercoaster. I am a hard-on. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion; I want to drink Jack Daniel's while driving my Corvette off the Grand Canyon. I am the frog you never kissed. I am a sinner looking for some peace. I believe in the sword that gives life. I am a family man and a bachelor. I don't believe in God but I'm afraid of Him. So I'll pray"