Sarah buys a haunted house in Charleston (despite gut feelings and concrete evidence that she should buy a nice non-haunted condo instead). Also, Sarah is dead broke and unemployed, but thinks to herself, "This is a great fixer upper! Since I'm broke and unemployed, I'll start by buying granite countertops)."
The problem with buying and having granite countertops installed, is that when you find children's remains in your basement (behind the shackles neither you nor your home inspector noticed), you're like, "I can't leave this house--I have granite countertops." But when plates go flying, ghosts come for tea, try to murder the neighbor kids, cause an east coast El Niño, and polish your wood flooring, Sarah has to search deep within herself and ask, "If I do an exorcism, will the ghosts still clean my hardwood floors?"
In the end, Sarah has no choice, thanks to a minor character and two minuscule characters who force her to summon a demon. A demonic Satyr ends up stepping on their heads with his hooves, but Sarah is directed by an actual ghost how to chain him up into a friendly garden gnome version of a satyr statue. Interestingly, the Charleston police don't consider the three bodies with hoof-marks on their crushed skulls suspicious. "Uhm. A tree fell on them. In my house. El Niño..." explains Sarah. "That's cool. You're white so we don't really need to investigate this anyway. You probably want to get started cleaning all the blood of those gorgeous hardwood floors," say the police.
Interestingly, the guy you think is going to be the love interest isn't (ahem: poor!). Sarah actually meets another guy ($$$) who turns out to be a cousin--but not a first cousin--so it's all good.
Overall, this was still a decent read. Most of the loose ends were tied up. The satyr lawn ornament was loaded into a boat by two Mexicans (the perfect accomplices; because if you can't speak English you're obviously blind, deaf, and mute) and Sarah and a friend who specializes in landscaping and demonic lawn ornaments toss the satyr into the Atlantic so it can catch a current back for a sequel.
Note: Sarah is an awful animal owner.