Update as 12/19/20 at 12:01 AM: 15/15 stories reviewed! I don't actually expect anyone to read these. I just told myself I was going to finish reviewing all 15 stories and I'm practicing following through XD
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A collection of fifteen of Maeve Binchy's short stories, all with the theme of Christmas being a time for change -- hopefully for the better. This is not a favorite of mine as I think Binchy is at her best when working with at least fifty pages. A mini-synopsis/-review and star rating for each story are below with the overall book rating reflecting the average number of stars awarded (which turned out to be just over 2 out of 5).
**Story 1/15: The First Step of Christmas**
2/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: A broken and blended family tries to cope with each other and their disappointed expectations. A chance misunderstanding at Christmas creates an opportunity to heal their relationships and have a more positive future.
What I think: I can't relate to any of the characters. They're all spoiled and blinded by their own privilege and... I just don't have much sympathy. I'm not sure if Binchy is intending us to feel sympathy for the adults, though. The kids are the real victims and I do feel something for them, though they're not in the story enough for the reader to become truly invested.
**Story 2/15: The Ten Snaps of Christmas**
4/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: A dysfunctional family, including a repressed mother who genuinely loves Christmas, lives in denial about their issues. Someone takes matters into their own hands after receiving a present that turns out to be the perfect tool for turning the tables on their toxic family members.
What I think: This is probably my favorite story of the collection. Binchy conveys clearly in just a few pages how messy relationships can be between couples, parents and children, and friends. It has a very clever ending featuring an unexpected hero. I wish this story had been expanded into a novel.
**Story 3/15: Miss Martin's Wish**
1.5/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: Miss Martin, a London schoolteacher, experiences a romantic tragedy that overshadows the next several years of her life. She finds unexpected peace while spontaneously visiting NYC.
What I think: This story has odd pacing. The narration begins with a lot of detail and then suddenly skips five years, after which we're back to lots of detail. Miss Martin herself is annoying and self-indulgent in her fragility. What she needs for Christmas are coping skills. The ending is supposed to be inspiring and instead I painfully rolled my eyes. It is just so unbelievable even by a feel-good book's standards.
**Story 4/15: The Hard Core**
3/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: A lonely divorcée runs an only-just successful retirement home, the staff of which is harassed by a nightmarish group of residents known as "The Hard Core." Can these geriatric whingers scrape together enough Christmas spirit to help save their final earthly home?
What I think: At least the first half of the story is meh. None of the characters are particularly interesting on their own and there are a lot of details about unhappy love lives that get wearying. As soon as the story did get interesting, The End. I'm pretty annoyed and think the story needed at least another two pages to fully wrap up. Sigh.
**Story 5/15: Christmas Timing**
2.5/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: A smug couple who have been engaging in an affair for five Christmases now have their outlook challenged by a quiz in the newspaper. Who will maintain that the grass is always greener and who will admit that sometimes the greenness is helped along by a hefty dose of bullshit fertilizer.
What I think: This story was just okay. I don't have a lot of patience with characters involved in affairs and rarely do I feel emotionally invested in them. Cheating is such a crappy thing to do that I'm much more interested in their victims and how they're coping with being shunted to the side. The ironic ending is humorous and quite possibly this story's saving grace.
**Story 6/15: The Civilized Christmas**
2/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: This will be Martin and Jen's first Christmas as a married couple, and Jen is determined she is going to make it perfect for Martin and his son, Stevie-- especially since Tina, Martin's ex-wife and Stevie's mother, has made life miserable for them and is about as stable as a chihuahua on a jet ski. But it all depends on her new husband: will Martin stand up for his new-found happiness or continue to enable Tina's terrible priorities?
What I think: Jen is nice and I identify with her insecurities. I'd like to say that I wouldn't let anyone use me as a doormat like basically everyone uses her but... I've never been in her situation soooo..... I can say with confidence, however, that Martin's namby-pamby lack of spirit really annoys me. I get that Tina is hell on wheels but COME ON, he doesn't have to take a let's-wait-and-see approach to everything. Geez Louise, stand up for your kid at least if you can't stand up for your new wife.
**Story 7/15: Pulling Together**
1.5/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: Another affair. This time a schoolteacher, Penny, and a douchebag businessman, Jack. The purpose of Penny's existence is for his pleasure and she's expected to be ready to accept his calls anytime he's able to slip away from the fam. This meant all of fifteen minutes last Christmas. When she suggests that maybe she'd like to visit somewhere warm this year and have a little holiday by herself, he throws a hissy and accuses her of not caring about him and belittling him, blahblahblah. Penny decides to open her home to a couple of people in need and must confront the fact that Jack will be resentful.
What I think: This story is a case study in emotional abuse and manipulation. Jack is despicable, but so typical, and Penny has to decide whether the few minutes at a time they get together is worth it (and whether she is really "the problem"). I'm all, "Well, obviously not." But I understand things can feel much more complicated on the inside of a relationship, especially when dealing with someone like Jack. This story frustrated me more than anything else.
**Story 8/15: A Hundred Milligrams**
3/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: Nick and Helen have been married for ten years and spend every Christmas with Helen's mother, a harridan by all accounts. They plan on leaving as soon as possible, planning everything out themselves to reduce the chances of quarreling with the miserable old bat. The final morning of their visit Helen and her mother have an honest conversation that bond Nick and Helen together stronger than ever before.
What I think: This is an interesting story, the reader being led to certain conclusions at the beginning that are gradually but firmly challenged. If I had to cast myself in one of the roles, it would be the cranky old lady, ha. I can't really say much else without giving away spoilers, though I do think this is one of the best stories in the collection.
**Story 9/15: The Christmas Baramundi**
2/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: A couple living in Australia meet in a fish market and discover they're a match made in heaven. Liam is courteous and handsome, genuinely interested in speaking to Janet, who has become accustomed to being talked down to by men instead. Their second date is scheduled for just after Christmas and Janet is on pins and needles the entire wait. Will their fancy dinner meet her expectations or is Liam simply wearing a more attractive mask than most?
What I think: This story starts out promising and the reader is hoping everything, for once, works out. For being a collection of stories all about Christmas, legitimately happy endings are scarce. I wasn't surprised when trouble arises, but the ending was very anti-climactic and I was more bored than indignant. Meh.
**Story 10/15: This Year It Will Be Different**
2/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: Ethel is a model wife and mother. She readily admits that she has experienced good opportunities but has grown to resent her "lifetime of becoming a drudge" (read: her husband and children, ages 23, 22, and 19, never lift a finger around the house or holidays). She decides to teach them a gentle lesson with unexpected results.
What I think: I was hoping for a less gentle lesson, to be honest, and slightly more dramatic results. Her family are adults, not young children learning the ropes of household management for the first time. On the other hand, Ethel doesn't want to be accused of the oh-so-stereotypical crime of middle-aged female hysteria, so she doesn't have much of a choice but to be as subtle as possible. Godspeed, Ethel, because I don't know how you're going to manage for another year without murdering one of your kin.
**Story 11/15: Season of Fuss**
2/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: Mrs. Doyle is the fussiest matriarch imaginable. Holidays require a full two months of preparatory uproar every year and her children have had enough. Adults themselves, they decide to take matters into their own hands and reduce everyone's stress by not allowing Mrs. Doyle to help with Christmas at all. However, it doesn't have the magical effect they expect.
What I think: I'm of two minds about this story. I get that the adult children are tired of having their holidays ruined by a complete fuss-budget, but I also don't think Mrs. Doyle enjoys being one in the first place. Being in a constant turmoil helps her cope with her issues but doesn't mean it makes her happy. I was very dissatisfied with the ending.
**Story 12/15: "A Typical Irish Christmas..."**
2/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: Ben and Ellen were wonderfully happy just last Christmas. A few short months later she was dead, and Ben is barely making it through his first round of holidays as a widower. A chance meeting with a young woman sends him on a healing journey from his hometown, New York City, to her home country, Ireland.
What I think: This story is a stretch even for Binchy's remarkable talents. I think it's my main issue with the short story format: for most authors it doesn't leave room for enough gradual, subtle development. Instead, the reader gets whacked over the head with quick, unbelievable, fortuitous coincidences. That's exactly what happens with Ben and his miracle trip and what should be a moving ending had me rolling my eyes instead.
**Story 13/15: Traveling Hopefully**
3.5/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: Meg is a middle-aged woman from London. Tom is a middle-aged man from Ireland. They're seatmates on a flight to Australia to visit their son and daughter, respectively, who have historically been pains in the neck. They wonder if their visits will be successes? Will the parent/child relationships survive? And are they, perhaps, ready to embark on a more mature relationship of their own, together?
What I think: I like the tone of this story. Meg and Tom fret about the "strange" but, hopefully, manageable choices their children have made, not fully understanding that the issues between the generations have much more to do with prejudice than any actual moral or ethical dilemmas. They whinge together for a bit and get it out of their system. It's a testament to how effective a simple bending of the ear can be, and how connections can be made when we're willing to stop and listen for just a little while.
**Story 14/15: What Is Happiness?**
1.5/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: Alright, this was a weird one. Parnell (Parny for short, and oh, how I hate it) is a ten-year-old rich, American kid whose dad is a cheating jerkwad and mom a namby-pamby priss. The dad's mistress/co-worker, Esther, was buttered up and promised marriage, etc., and now that the dad has "bravely" repented, she's stalking them across national lines all the way to Dublin.
What I think: I couldn't find anything charming about a single one of the characters. Zilch. Zero. Nada. Not even the kid. I mean, I feel sorry for "Parny" (my god, what a nickname) but that doesn't mean I like him. His conclusion, which he's intentionally led to by the assholes adults around him, is that everything will be fine once they have enough dirt on Esther and can get her locked up. I mean, I'm glad the kid isn't totally traumatized by the drama? I think?? But yikes, like I said, it was pretty weird.
**Story 15/15: The Best Inn in Town**
0/5 stars
Mini-synopsis: Granny Dunne and Granny Byrne have hated each other since their son and daughter, Noel and Avril, were married almost twenty years ago. Now there are three grandchildren whose prime focus on Christmas Day is keeping The Grannies happy-- which they know is impossible, but they perform contortionist tricks anyway because Family.
What I think: Listen, as someone who has removed toxic family members from my and my children's lives with the precision of a surgeon, I am not here for feel-good stories about emotional abuse especially when the victims are primarily children. Fuck that. I was truly hoping Binchy would come through and the Grannies would be told to go ruin their own Christmas someplace else and not come back until they could behave like decent human beings. I was sorely disappointed both in the story and in Binchy, which I am distinctly uncomfortable with! But here we are, so this story gets zero stars even if it skews the rest of the ratings. I don't care. What a terrible story anyway, but to end the book with it?! Ugh.