“Goddammit, Milo,” he groaned, “ your draw trouble like honey draws flies.”
“Or shit.”
Milton Chester Milodragovitch III, better and easier spelled as Milo, is no longer a private detective at the start of this novel. After being forced to kill two gangsters who were threatening him, Milo decides to play it safe and coast through life boozing and smoking pot and snorting the white powder until he reaches his 52nd birthday and comes into his long-awaited trust fund. His home town of Meriwether, Montana, founded by one of his piratical ancestors, should be hibernating in the winter season while Milo dozes off at his post as an employee of Haliburton Security, a private company yet to become the focus of scandals in Iraq.
Then things get terribly wrong at the small shop Milo is guarding, and our man is asked to take a little vacation. Why not combine business with pleasure?
With an opening gambit that proves the story about Crumley starting his writer career after reading some of the best Raymond Chandler stories, Milo is called to the luxurious mansion of an eccentric old lady, who not only has a plum offer for him, but also turns out to be the ‘other woman’ in his late father’s suicidal life.
The old lady is crippled and bored and, after reminiscing about the good old days, asks Milo to identify a couple of other illicit lovers who meet in a park across from her house. She’s been busy with her binoculars. Easy money, right?
Then the surveillance set up by Milo goes straight down a highway to hell, with a car chase across several states that ends up with an explosion, a dead body, several guns and a kilo of cocaine. Apparently, Milo has poked a bear in his search for honey (read the prologue to understand the reference) and now the angry beast is out to get him.
“Try to remember, Milo, that sometimes you eat the bear, but sometimes the bear eats you.”
The plot resembles Chandler in more ways than a simple opening gambit. It keeps changing for the gumshoe, the stakes raised higher, the witnesses dying around him, the friends becoming suspects. Milo is dancing to somebody else’s tune and is not a happy bear. There are several other bears in the story.
He needs help, so he brings out the big guns and he hires a sidekick who may be even more volatile than Milo himself – a Vietnam war vet with a death wish and a drinking problem.
“We’ve got enough arms to start a god-damned war, man, but if we’re getting into Texas Chain-Saw Massacre, I’m getting out.” Then he had to hold his jaws shut to keep the laughter inside.
Between heavy drinking, bad jokes, drug abuse and sleeping with every dame that crosses his way, it is improbable that Milo can untangle the mystery of the angry bear that is chasing him. It is also possible that the bad guys have underestimated the lengths Milo can go to when his own home and his own people are threatened.
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This is my second Milodragovitch novel and my fourth I think from Crumley. He is fast becoming one of my favorite modern noir authors. I guess I can say that I have joined the cult because, according to his bio, Crumley never achieved commercial success in his lifetime, but he got rave reviews and a cult following among other writers of crime novels.
He is raw and powerful and poetic in delivery, true to the genre origins and also incredibly bleak and violent without straying into Tarantino territory of making violence trendy and spectacular. “Enough people die in this world without my help, and I don’t think I can stand it anymore.” explains Milo about his decision to leave the PI business and his reluctance to terminate the guys who are stalking him. There’s always a bitter taste of defeat in his mouth every time the guns speak. A taste that can only be washed out in a bar.
Lord, did I want one. Whiskey for warmth in the gut, for fire to burn the ugly taste of violent death out of my throat, whiskey for laughter.
Milo’s world is not a pleasant one. Like his creator Crumley, Milo can often be found trying to drown his sorrows in a sleazy bar or two. As in the first book of the series, these scenes ring true to me, even as I know I cannot follow this gumshoe down his particular path to destruction.
The world was simply too crazy for me to handle sober. Maybe not the whole world, but at least the world where I lived – the bars and back streets, the shadows from which I watched, that world was too crazy for me to handle sober. Maybe to whole world was too crazy. Religious wars, political wars, economic wars ... Did that world out there reflect us? Or we, that world?
It’s called ‘noir’ for a reason, right? Crumley was also a teacher of literature and creative writing, and I think it shows in the way he can define a whole genre with a short phrase:
After death, the crossing over, we find neither heaven nor hell, not even happy hunting, but just more of the same sad, silly life we thought we left behind. Confusion and muddle, disorder and despair.
I have learned some things. Modern life is warfare without end: take no prisoners, leave no wounded, eat the dead – that’s environmentally sound.
I tried to steer away from spoilers after describing the opening moves of the case. For the sake of aiding my memory later down the line, the tags for the book should include bears and honey, Montana logging and winter scenes, investigative journalism, the Benniwah tribe and their legends, hot women of easy virtue, heavy drinking and drug use, corporate greed and environmental laws being broken... also the huge grizzly skin you can see on the cover.
“Think about it. This is big business,” she said, “and when you threaten their profits, they are ready to kill.”
I plan to continue with the Crumley books. Next one I think features his other detective, C. W. Sughrue.