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672 pages, Paperback
First published April 2, 2024
The professor’s study was like a painting. It had a sofa and a table that ran along the back, two lamps and jars of pens. The desk had an antique globe on it and a lot of paper folders. It faced glass doors that led onto a balcony overlooking the garden at the back, towards the shops on Caledonian Road. The garden was full of flowers and his wife was down there, watering the plants. On a bookcase to the side of the desk was a typewriter and Milo saw various piles of books; on top of one of them was a watch and a passport.
As he sifted through the ties, he knew the truth. Campbell would continue persuading himself that his book was a ripe and playful intellectual riposte to the times they were living through, but in fact he’d just needed the money. He lived with his duplicity as if it was an energy. He failed to see the danger in any of it. He had identified a daft subject with Why Men Weep in Their Cars, a daft subject he had immediately commodified to his own advantage, hoping it would be the huge bestseller that might relieve him.
“Mum used to say it was the genuine task in anybody’s life, to find your country.”
“I can see her pencil markings in the book,” Gosia said.
“It’s the thing she always talked about. She dreamed of it, her Highlands again, after her own long journey. But I never knew, really, if she meant home — like Ethiopia — or there,” he said, pointing to the book.
“Maybe she meant both, the old place and the new place,” Gosia said. “She dreamed of a road that carried the old road with it, right back to the start.” Her face was lit up when she said that, and Milo nodded.
“Like Caledonian Road,” he said.
• Police invented the sickness they prosecute. Filing false reports, lying under oath, planting evidence, controlling the streets, kneeling on people’s necks. You talk about assault: police invented that stuff, and they get lucky every day because you want to play their game. You talk about Tupac being a gangster. That’s where he failed. He was a philosopher. He was the son of a Black Panther. He got lost, bro.
• Campbell needed William the way some people need to smoke, or the way others need to gamble or drink to excess. William was one of his risks. His outer limit. We need a friend who embodies the extent of ourselves.
• The house of cards inside us becomes shaky when we realise, one day, that we breathe like our parents and are nervous like them to hold the world steady.
• The Conservatives’ field day will come to an end when people at home realise, as they must, that the Britain being fetishised by the Tories doesn’t actually exist. It died in the 1980s.
• The Duke was doing what he always did on these occasions, making a dick of himself, as Campbell saw it, booming and guffawing his way round the various circles of guests, with the old-fashioned aristocrat’s tin-eared notion of party talk, obsessed with social relations but clueless about social ease.
• That’s what they do, the young, thought Campbell. When they hear something funny they say ‘that’s funny’ instead of laughing. Maybe that’s what postmodernism was in the end: the naming of emotion, as opposed to having it.
• All these new ventures of his into social theory and politics, current affairs and self-help. He’d told her it was research, and she trusted him as a writer, a kind of moral adventurer, wrong half the time. Her mother always said Campbell was as good as a novel, and that was true, for the most part, but the Countess never said who wrote it or how it would end.
• “I used to know which part of the nation’s struggle we represented,”’ she said.
“Working people. Decency and fairness.”
“That’s right. But what if working people stop voting for that?”
• “You know the Russians paid for Brexit, right? It was their money that made the Tories believe London was invincible.”
He’d always felt shielded by irony and art’s mysteries, but sitting in his cosy hut, it again occurred to Campbell that he was not above it all. Maybe that’s the way a crisis gathers force and dimension in a person’s life, when anxiety metastasises from one damaged area to another.