Here Kitty, Kitty: Heaven's 3 most dysfunctional Angels Are Back!

by Brian Terence

Heaven’s three most dysfunctional angels are back, and this time, it’s Biblical!

The Angels have to rescue Daniel from the lions without breaking any of the laws of physics and without stepping in the lion poo!

Please note this is a satirical and very irreverent retelling of Biblical stories.

Contains sex references and adult humour.

18 pages, Kindle Edition

Published March 20, 2025

About the author

Science Fiction Author. 🪐🚀📚

I write a wide range of science fiction stories, both full novels and short stories. Covering subjects such as Humour; Post-apocalyptic; Space Adventures; Mysteries; Paranormal; Alien Invasion; Time Travel; & Robots. Some are humorous, and others are more poignant and thought-provoking.

When asked where I get my ideas from, I can only explain that my mind is like a septic tank; weird bits of, well, you know what, float to the surface from time to time and become the kernel of my stories.

As a middle-class, middle-aged, white bloke – If you need anything ‘mansplaining’, I’m here to help!

I’m a husband and a father, living in East Anglia, UK, and share my home with various animals, including dogs, cats, chickens, a duck and a goose.

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Member of The British Science Fiction Association.

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Reviews

[Mbuye · Rating 4 out of 5]

Those angels are back, stuck with undoing some of His mistakes without breaking any of the laws of the Universe. While it doesn't have as much of serious science as the the first book I read of Brian Terence (‘The Oldest Footprints’), it is a fresh take on some Biblical tales of great renown – the first sight King David (and someone else) had of Bathsheba, the fiery furnace, Nebuchadnezzar and the stubborn men of faith, and Daniel in the lion's den. Among the angels is a very Knowing one, who unstucks what seems to be impossible to solve without breaking the laws. But their instructions say nothing about bending the laws just a little…

[Richard G. Abrahams · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another super fun irreverent retelling of Bible stories. This time the fiery furnace, the lions den and a quick look over at Bathsheba. Three celestial beings, one over hormonal, one stupid and one bureaucratic, have to solve "His" orders without breaking rules of physics.
It's a light, entertaining quick read!