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167 pages, Kindle Edition
First published September 20, 2014











Fiona Arlett escaped a life of rules and dairy cows to live it up and go to college.
The most renowned sorority - Phi Delta Chi - holds the best parties.
As a member Fiona has to join in with their competition.
The prize? One exclusive night with James Reid. Ex-teen-TV actor, current undergrad.
Only the winner is allowed to have him.
But... James might have banged Fiona against a wall, and through it. Literally.
'The first thing I did was go out and spend an insane amount of money on crop tops and little skirts. The next thing I did was glue myself to the nearest hot boy's face.'
'I'm never wearing clothes again. They're a terrible invention. I was born to be naked.'
"Life is all about choices. At this particular moment, my choice is between A: Jumping naked into a bush from a second-story window and B: getting torn to shreds by a gorgeous girl in Prada. The devil really does wear it."
"If you don't dance like you're a weapon at concerts, all flailing arms and jabbing elbows and swishing hips, you'll end up feeling like you're a kitten at an elephant convention. Cute, but dead."
"Now I'm living the life I was always meant to have - a life of fun and sex and crazy wild antics - and nothing is going to stop me. Not my family, not some skewed sense of morality, and not my heart. Yuck."
"Somehow I ended up caring about you, James. And that's not something you can just get yourself out of. Once I like you, I'm a for-life type of girl. Like hepatitis. And nothing you say is going to say that."
"I joined Phi Delta Chi to get in on all the good parties, not have a battle of the vaginas over some guy."
"You won my heart by being you." He brushes a strand of hair off my forehead. "Wild, brave, intense you. There was no competition."
"That's what trust is all about. Letting the other person see you with your guard down."
"I realize that life really is all about choices. At this particular moment, my choice is between A: getting hazed to death and B: getting it on with James Reid. Again. Then again, sometimes your body makes choices for you."

Life is all about making choices.
At this particular moment, my choice is between A: jumping naked into a bush from a second-story window and B: getting torn to shreds by a gorgeous girl in prada.
The devil does really wear it.
"Are you down there, Fiona? Everyone's waiting for you."
I stab my thumb upwards. "Do you hear that? That is the sound of my death. If she finds out I slept with you, I'm fucked. And not the good kind."
At this particular moment, my choice is between A: getting hazed to death, and B: getting it on with James Reid, again.
Then again, sometimes your body makes choices for you.
"How's your arm and head?" he asks me.
"Horny. I mean, hurting. Hurting! Not that much, though. Just a little."
"Life is all about choices. At this particular moment, my choice is between A: Jumping naked into a bush from a second-story window and B: getting torn to shreds by a gorgeous girl in Prada. The devil really does wear it.
.....
"You are a strong, beautiful, independent woman and the fact that you're dressed as a big chicken does not detract from your sex appeal even one bit.
.....
“Do you hear that? That is the sound of my death. If she finds out I slept with you, I am fucked. And not the good kind of fucked.”
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