I would have given it a one star rating, but that’s reserved for books I DNF. I tried hard to be optimistic and give it a fair shot, but it simply didn’t earn it. It IS fiction and listed as humour. I will start with what’s good about the book. Only two good points, IMO. First, there were a couple LOL moments and second, they had a good editor and Lockeport was spelled correctly every time. Now for the rest. I won’t even mention how many times Lockeport was disrespected. If I were the family of the late Captain Angus Walters, I would be extremely angry at the way the Walters family was portrayed. I was angry at the way he and his son were portrayed and I am not related (as far as I know). I realize this is fiction, and writers can do as they please, but the Bluenose (and the Captain) are icons. Not only in Lunenburg, and Nova Scotia, but Canada and the world. Four people stealing the Bluenose and going out for a sail is a little (okay, a lot) unbelievable. One of the main characters in the book, the Mayor of Lockeport, isn’t even given a name. All of the characters in the book, even the Lockeporter’s have Lunenburg County names. (petty, I know, but a good way to piss off the Williams’, Cotters, and Enslows! We don’t have any Heislers, Wentzells, or whatever names they used living in Lockeport) It tries too hard to be funny, so most of the ‘funny’ parts were actually eye roll moments. There is a twist at the end which I am sure of was the goal of the book, but leading up to the twist didn’t make sense to me. The plot and story could have been written by a 12 year old, but I think a 12 year old could have done a better job! I tried not to give too much away in my review, so it does seem a bit weird without a full explanation. I hardly ever leave a written review of a book on Goodreads, but I will this time. I think this book just replaced 50 Shades of Grey as the worst book I’ve ever read!