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They Are Mine
Some people believe in soulmates.
I believe in research.
Love at first sight? It’s real. I should know. It’s happened to me four times now.
But men like mine, perfect men, don’t just fall into your lap. You have to study them. Observe their habits. Run their records. Make sure they chew with their mouths closed and don’t have secret families in Ohio.
A little light stalking never hurt anyone.
💘 Noah was my first. My sweet, romantic musician. He needed the slow burn. The soft touches. I took the most notes on him. Two notebooks full as he likes to brag.
💘 Orion came next. A beast. A walking fantasy in gym shorts. I filled an entire notebook on him before I bumped into him officially.
💘 Elliot? Older. Wiser. Refined. A therapist with a voice like silk and sin. A sir. I needed to become the kind of woman he couldn’t refuse.
💘 And then there was Callum. The wild card. The one who didn’t let me stalk him first. Just walked into my life and decided I was his. The audacity. I didn’t even have time to find out his favorite meal before climbing him like a tree.
This? This is our story.
It’s about family, love, and perfectly coordinated murder alibis.
Oh, and spice.
So much spice.
I believe in research.
Love at first sight? It’s real. I should know. It’s happened to me four times now.
But men like mine, perfect men, don’t just fall into your lap. You have to study them. Observe their habits. Run their records. Make sure they chew with their mouths closed and don’t have secret families in Ohio.
A little light stalking never hurt anyone.
💘 Noah was my first. My sweet, romantic musician. He needed the slow burn. The soft touches. I took the most notes on him. Two notebooks full as he likes to brag.
💘 Orion came next. A beast. A walking fantasy in gym shorts. I filled an entire notebook on him before I bumped into him officially.
💘 Elliot? Older. Wiser. Refined. A therapist with a voice like silk and sin. A sir. I needed to become the kind of woman he couldn’t refuse.
💘 And then there was Callum. The wild card. The one who didn’t let me stalk him first. Just walked into my life and decided I was his. The audacity. I didn’t even have time to find out his favorite meal before climbing him like a tree.
This? This is our story.
It’s about family, love, and perfectly coordinated murder alibis.
Oh, and spice.
So much spice.
279 pages, Kindle Edition
Published March 23, 2025
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332 people want to read
About the author
Gwendoline Rose
26 books67 followersGwendoline Rose admits she’s not quite right. But who the hell wants to be? Maybe it was the steady diet of fairy tales spiked with horror. Maybe it was the cream cookies and undiagnosed autism.
Either way, she’s always rooted for the villain, questioned the happy endings, and wondered why the hell the princess would ever settle for Prince Beige.
Now she writes emotionally raw, hilariously unhinged romance for the beautifully broken, the chronically overstimulated, the neurodivergents, the survivors, the ones who feel too much and love even harder.
Diagnosed late with autism, cPTSD, and enough rare disorders to fill a bingo card, she now channels the chaos into characters who crave connection but have absolutely no idea how to do it “right.”
Her heroines are feral. Her men are emotionally constipated. And her stories don’t fade to black, they set it on fire.
If you’ve ever been told you’re too intense, too sensitive, too much… welcome home.
Either way, she’s always rooted for the villain, questioned the happy endings, and wondered why the hell the princess would ever settle for Prince Beige.
Now she writes emotionally raw, hilariously unhinged romance for the beautifully broken, the chronically overstimulated, the neurodivergents, the survivors, the ones who feel too much and love even harder.
Diagnosed late with autism, cPTSD, and enough rare disorders to fill a bingo card, she now channels the chaos into characters who crave connection but have absolutely no idea how to do it “right.”
Her heroines are feral. Her men are emotionally constipated. And her stories don’t fade to black, they set it on fire.
If you’ve ever been told you’re too intense, too sensitive, too much… welcome home.
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April 9, 2025
#womeninmaledominatedfields
March 29, 2025
okay, i LOVED this. Juliet is all red flags and a bit unhinged (or maybe a lot) but what to do when you fall in love at first sight…. 4 times? but she hides nothing from her men, answers all their questions, and takes nothing away from their relationships. so of course it works.
this book had me giggling. i love Juliet. and Noah, Orion, Elliot, and Callum are all perfect for her but also each other. a family.
i really hope the author writes more books like this bc i am obsessed and i want more.
MFMMM, multi-POV, touch HIM & die, stalking (by the fmc), OW drama/ex girlfriend, found family, no cheating, group scenes, DP, “yes sir”, blindfolds, restraints, no condoms, HEA, standalone
this book had me giggling. i love Juliet. and Noah, Orion, Elliot, and Callum are all perfect for her but also each other. a family.
i really hope the author writes more books like this bc i am obsessed and i want more.
MFMMM, multi-POV, touch HIM & die, stalking (by the fmc), OW drama/ex girlfriend, found family, no cheating, group scenes, DP, “yes sir”, blindfolds, restraints, no condoms, HEA, standalone
April 25, 2025
I like that the heroine is a little different from the others. She's the actual stalker from the beginning. She's an actual textbook psychopath who manipulates herself into the 'perfect woman' the men she chooses will fall in love with. The men have to be crazy too to know she will continue to have obsessions and bring more men in, stalked them, and molded herself into a woman she thinks they all want and need. It was an alright story. However, the writing was not my favorite, we barely get to learn anything about Juliet and why she is the way that she is, sex scenes were subpar, and it only focuses on her finding her next man.
Word for word lines...
"I don't flinch. I don't move away.
But I feel that touch everywhere.
"You want to stalk me?" He asks.
My breath catches"
"I wish he hadn't spoken to me yet.
Because now.
Now I want him.
Not just sexually.
I want him studied.
I want him catalogued
I want him prepared and served on a silver fucking platter."
Over half of the book is formatted like this and written in this weird way. Whyyyy?? I guess it was good enough for me to finish.
Spoiler: she hears a mans voice in the end who she instantly is attracted to. And guess what? It's implied that she adds him to the harem next. This is an endless cycle and she needs some serious help.
Word for word lines...
"I don't flinch. I don't move away.
But I feel that touch everywhere.
"You want to stalk me?" He asks.
My breath catches"
"I wish he hadn't spoken to me yet.
Because now.
Now I want him.
Not just sexually.
I want him studied.
I want him catalogued
I want him prepared and served on a silver fucking platter."
Over half of the book is formatted like this and written in this weird way. Whyyyy?? I guess it was good enough for me to finish.
Spoiler: she hears a mans voice in the end who she instantly is attracted to. And guess what? It's implied that she adds him to the harem next. This is an endless cycle and she needs some serious help.
March 25, 2025
Utterly in love with this book
This was such a fantastic book. I literally ate this up in a day. The Fmc is definitely a red flag but in a cute lovable way. I was cracking up the entire time, enjoying her pov and her little tangents on her men. Honestly it’s rare to see the Fmc be unhinged and it was such a nice change of pace. Not only that she’s cunning and knows how to get what she wants.
Noah is the firt, a sweetie who just absolutely adores her. Orion is protective and loving. Elliot is definitely the daddy of the group, very serious and articulate. Then there’s Callum who’s slightly dangerous and unhinged.
Definitely give this a read! I was utterly surprised at how well written this is and I’m definitely gonna read from this author again, this was a fun read.
Why choose
Unhinged Fmc
Multiple pov
Cozy vibes with a hint of crazy
Medium spice
Stand-alone
This was such a fantastic book. I literally ate this up in a day. The Fmc is definitely a red flag but in a cute lovable way. I was cracking up the entire time, enjoying her pov and her little tangents on her men. Honestly it’s rare to see the Fmc be unhinged and it was such a nice change of pace. Not only that she’s cunning and knows how to get what she wants.
Noah is the firt, a sweetie who just absolutely adores her. Orion is protective and loving. Elliot is definitely the daddy of the group, very serious and articulate. Then there’s Callum who’s slightly dangerous and unhinged.
Definitely give this a read! I was utterly surprised at how well written this is and I’m definitely gonna read from this author again, this was a fun read.
Why choose
Unhinged Fmc
Multiple pov
Cozy vibes with a hint of crazy
Medium spice
Stand-alone
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March 26, 2025Oh my word!
Firstly, I never wanted this to end. I could have read 200 more pages about these characters.
Juliet is a great fmc, a feminine stalker that loves pink! I was surprised at how she handled the guys. It wasn't what I expected, in a good way.
Anyway, I'm officially a fan of this Author.
Firstly, I never wanted this to end. I could have read 200 more pages about these characters.
Juliet is a great fmc, a feminine stalker that loves pink! I was surprised at how she handled the guys. It wasn't what I expected, in a good way.
Anyway, I'm officially a fan of this Author.
September 9, 2025
I love women in male-dominated fields✨💗
Her stalking the guys, and doing it better than most male stalkers? Baddie. Her collecting men for her own harem and the men letting it happen just to worship her? As they should.
Her stalking the guys, and doing it better than most male stalkers? Baddie. Her collecting men for her own harem and the men letting it happen just to worship her? As they should.
April 6, 2025
This book was EVERYTHING haha! Literally a female unhinged stalker as the MAIN character? Hold my poodle! 🐩 I’m typically not one for building the harem but this book changed that for me. How accepting these guys were after and knowing that she stalked them for research 😩👏🏼 Listen, regular sunshine characters get boring after awhile and praise be to the moon that Gwendoline shook up the house with Juliet. She’s different, unhinged, classy, a lil psychotic, and their perfect woman. I honestly wish there were more to the book because it was hard to put down. SO GOOD. I will say that the ending felt more like a cliffhanger although I think this is a standalone? Unless the author plans to add a second to make a duet (totally should, we’d eat it up too). I’m also usually not a fan of the sentence structure this book had but with this specific book it fit perfectly and made the read much more enjoyable than having a whole paragraph to one page. I really really enjoyed this and I look forward to the apocalypse series! 🖤👏🏼
April 21, 2025
I knew I would love this book and I absolutely did. Each character was memorable with Juliet obviously being the highlight. The writing was very interesting stylistically, and I definitely didn't hate it. My only critique was I really wish this was longer, allowing more time to explore Callum, Orion, and Elliot to the degree Noah received. I also just didn't want to stop reading it!
Very readable, very enjoyable. No MM but the love interests all have genuine bonds and interactions with one another (which is what I prefer in RH). Additionally, I found it very heartwarming how easily they accepted Juliet due to how strong their love for her was, which - and maybe this is a little strange to admit - I found oddly realistic. Loving a person means accommodating for all their quirks and oddities, a lesson shown throughout the novel. All that is to say, I loved it!
Preread: I CANT WAIT TO READ THIS! I love, love, love crazy FMCs ❣️
Very readable, very enjoyable. No MM but the love interests all have genuine bonds and interactions with one another (which is what I prefer in RH). Additionally, I found it very heartwarming how easily they accepted Juliet due to how strong their love for her was, which - and maybe this is a little strange to admit - I found oddly realistic. Loving a person means accommodating for all their quirks and oddities, a lesson shown throughout the novel. All that is to say, I loved it!
Preread: I CANT WAIT TO READ THIS! I love, love, love crazy FMCs ❣️
April 15, 2025
I wanted more!
Whew that just whetted the appetite and now I want more! This is unlike any other contemporary RH I have read. FMC has her priorities straight when searching for her love/loves. Some fall into place easier than others. Multiple POVs, she acquires men like trading cards as life goes along and frankly I am here should she wish to add more in a next possible book? Well done Ms. Rose. Bravo!
Whew that just whetted the appetite and now I want more! This is unlike any other contemporary RH I have read. FMC has her priorities straight when searching for her love/loves. Some fall into place easier than others. Multiple POVs, she acquires men like trading cards as life goes along and frankly I am here should she wish to add more in a next possible book? Well done Ms. Rose. Bravo!
April 26, 2025
That was…..something
And i L O V E D it!
The ending??!!! Give me more!!
I thought the FMC is the delusional one here. But then came the men. And oh my that book was so fun.
Is it a masterpiece? No. But it made me laugh out loud so much and the spicy scenes were actually really good!
I really hope we get another book, that was way too short!
And i L O V E D it!
The ending??!!! Give me more!!
I thought the FMC is the delusional one here. But then came the men. And oh my that book was so fun.
Is it a masterpiece? No. But it made me laugh out loud so much and the spicy scenes were actually really good!
I really hope we get another book, that was way too short!
April 1, 2025
Yess
Omg I'm in love with Juliet all the way!
A woman who knows what she wants and goes for it. always good to see that the woman can be the go-getter and morally grey
And knowing her MMCs loved her for her quieks.. Great book!!
Omg I'm in love with Juliet all the way!
A woman who knows what she wants and goes for it. always good to see that the woman can be the go-getter and morally grey
And knowing her MMCs loved her for her quieks.. Great book!!
April 4, 2025
WHAT?!!!!😱😱
This book was perfection!!!! Juliet was the FMC I always needed and just didn’t know it!!!! My only complaint was it wasn’t 1,000,000,000 pages long!!! One of my new favorite authors! I can’t wait to see what she has for us next!
This book was perfection!!!! Juliet was the FMC I always needed and just didn’t know it!!!! My only complaint was it wasn’t 1,000,000,000 pages long!!! One of my new favorite authors! I can’t wait to see what she has for us next!
April 12, 2025
why?
Why do I love this more than I should? The fact that this FMC is nothing but red flags but awesome in the same breath is mind blowing. The men that just go with the flow. I want more. This was an awesome read.
Why do I love this more than I should? The fact that this FMC is nothing but red flags but awesome in the same breath is mind blowing. The men that just go with the flow. I want more. This was an awesome read.
March 29, 2025
kinda the best thing to ever exist
April 4, 2025
Perfection.
10 out of 10. No notes. Juliet is a mastermind, and I’m not sure if I love her, am scared of her, or want her to adopt me. This is a must read.
10 out of 10. No notes. Juliet is a mastermind, and I’m not sure if I love her, am scared of her, or want her to adopt me. This is a must read.
April 28, 2025
I don’t this there was a minute I was reading this book that I wasn’t grinning like a fool. So yeah, I’m just going to ignore all of those glaring flaws and minor irritations.
April 19, 2025
"They Are Mine: A Twisted Stalker Reverse Harem Romance" by Gwendoline Rose 4.5/5⭐️ 5/5🌶️
I had never read a reverse harem book before this one — honestly, I didn't even know they existed. But now? I'm obsessed. This book was only 286 pages and I wish it had been double that. I couldn't put it down.
The way the author crafted the main character as the predator instead of the prey was so refreshing and unhinged in the best way. Watching her stalk, manipulate, and dominate four very different men was both empowering and deliciously dark. Each relationship brought its own flavor of chaos — and somehow, it all worked. I was hooked from the first page and fully obsessed by the end.
If you're into twisted FMCs, obsessive love, and power-play dynamics where the woman holds the leash (literally and figuratively) — this one's for you.
I had never read a reverse harem book before this one — honestly, I didn't even know they existed. But now? I'm obsessed. This book was only 286 pages and I wish it had been double that. I couldn't put it down.
The way the author crafted the main character as the predator instead of the prey was so refreshing and unhinged in the best way. Watching her stalk, manipulate, and dominate four very different men was both empowering and deliciously dark. Each relationship brought its own flavor of chaos — and somehow, it all worked. I was hooked from the first page and fully obsessed by the end.
If you're into twisted FMCs, obsessive love, and power-play dynamics where the woman holds the leash (literally and figuratively) — this one's for you.
June 3, 2025
A fun, light and unhinged stalker romance where the girl is the stalker. It doesnt have much depth, but it had me giggling and squealing. Helped me out of a slump. Very spicy.
The format is an odd choice but it didnt bother me much.
The format is an odd choice but it didnt bother me much.
September 10, 2025
To było uroczo zabawne. Świetnie się to czytało. Proste, krótkie zdania zdały tu egzamin, choć brakowało mi czasem większej głębi w tym wszystkim. Motyw stalkera, jest moim ulubionym, i pierwszy raz spotkałam się aby to ona stalkowała swoich facetów.
September 19, 2025
This was an unhinged good time 😂. No virgins, no explicit history except for one ex and some brief mention of past dalliances of Elliot’s, but none seem to be celibate. The ending was open ended, how many men are enough for Juliet? 😂
April 9, 2025
FMC is so unhinged I was laughing the whole time that girl is madness indeed - my fav had to be Elliot and Callum 😳
June 10, 2025
straight up insanity. i enjoyed it
April 28, 2025
This story was decent. I loved how accepting the guys were but I didn’t like how fast she had another obsession. I really didn’t like how she made Noah feel when she told him about Orion. How he needed to accept this because she did everything for him. But she made him that way! The ending was okay, but I hated how it was left open with a possible 5th man.
May 20, 2025
RATE: 3/5 MAJOR SPOILERS⚠️⚠️
It's an okay book, and I like the concept! A woman stalker collecting men like Pokémons.
She's an okay female lead—I’ve seen wilder ones, especially in light novels. Nothing about her really stood out to me. All we know is that she falls in love easily, likes greasy food, prefers the color pink, and enjoys stalking attractive men. I'm not well-versed in psychology, so I can't say whether she's a psychopath or a sociopath. Either way, I found myself getting bored, so much so that not even the smut could keep me interested. Thankfully, this is a quick read!
Anyway, let me get off her back. I just wish there was something that explained her craziness a bit better—like a backstory that made it all click. Maybe if she were a spy or had some kind of double life, it would make her behavior more understandable. I don’t know at this point, I’m just throwing ideas out there.
Do I recommend it? Yeah, it’s a quick read. The writing style might be hit or miss for some, though. Personally, I found it way more enjoyable when I read it out loud—like I was Joe from YOU, narrating a dramatic script. That made it fun.
*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:
TAGS*
.☆。• *₊°。 ✮°。
NO M/M❌
1V5+ (Building Harem)🟢
HFN😫
STALKER ROMANCE👀
Why choose?🤷🤪
OW Drama😤👩❤️👨♡⃤
The "One"🥺🥰🌏
Love at First Sight👀💑
Found Family🫂
#ImposterRH???
It's an okay book, and I like the concept! A woman stalker collecting men like Pokémons.
She's an okay female lead—I’ve seen wilder ones, especially in light novels. Nothing about her really stood out to me. All we know is that she falls in love easily, likes greasy food, prefers the color pink, and enjoys stalking attractive men. I'm not well-versed in psychology, so I can't say whether she's a psychopath or a sociopath. Either way, I found myself getting bored, so much so that not even the smut could keep me interested. Thankfully, this is a quick read!
Anyway, let me get off her back. I just wish there was something that explained her craziness a bit better—like a backstory that made it all click. Maybe if she were a spy or had some kind of double life, it would make her behavior more understandable. I don’t know at this point, I’m just throwing ideas out there.
Do I recommend it? Yeah, it’s a quick read. The writing style might be hit or miss for some, though. Personally, I found it way more enjoyable when I read it out loud—like I was Joe from YOU, narrating a dramatic script. That made it fun.
*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:
TAGS*
.☆。• *₊°。 ✮°。
NO M/M❌
1V5+ (Building Harem)🟢
HFN😫
STALKER ROMANCE👀
Why choose?🤷🤪
OW Drama😤👩❤️👨♡⃤
The "One"🥺🥰🌏
Love at First Sight👀💑
Found Family🫂
#ImposterRH???
April 22, 2025
Cute and different. Wished it was more developed tho
March 27, 2025
Mixed feelings
I really wanted to enjoy this, but I really dislike how this was written. It felt like a p@y per chapter book almost. Like it was broken up, pages of short, barely complete sentences. It really could have been more, more full sentences, more chapters. I actually loved the concept of the book. But the way it was written was not great.
I really wanted to enjoy this, but I really dislike how this was written. It felt like a p@y per chapter book almost. Like it was broken up, pages of short, barely complete sentences. It really could have been more, more full sentences, more chapters. I actually loved the concept of the book. But the way it was written was not great.
August 14, 2025
it’s 2045 the house is too full and she’s on her 77th boyfriend
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April 6, 2025And the writing?
That was super repetitive.
That was super repetitive.
May 30, 2025
So much fun
This was absolutely batshit insane, in the best way. If anyone is going into this book for a realistic or serious read, I would say this is definitely not the book for you. This was fast-paced, funny and completely ridiculous.
I enjoyed the role reversal of having the FMC being the stalker — I thought it added such a fun dynamic and helped distinguish it from a lot of books in the genre. It was such a change of pace from a lot of current books being put out at the moment which made it fresh and fun to read, especially with a FMC who was just unapologetically crazy and determined to get what she wants.
I also appreciate how she embraced and loved her femininity and softness, while still holding her own against her men. Sometimes it’s nice to just read about a character who loves pink and dressing up.
It was hard to show the dynamic between the guys due to the length of book but because the pace was quick, it didn’t feel rushed or out of place when we were told instead of shown—usually I don’t like this but I think it worked well here. The guys also made me laugh towards the end of the book as they were accepting the FMC as she is.
Really enjoyed!! Completely devoured the book and read within two hours
This was absolutely batshit insane, in the best way. If anyone is going into this book for a realistic or serious read, I would say this is definitely not the book for you. This was fast-paced, funny and completely ridiculous.
I enjoyed the role reversal of having the FMC being the stalker — I thought it added such a fun dynamic and helped distinguish it from a lot of books in the genre. It was such a change of pace from a lot of current books being put out at the moment which made it fresh and fun to read, especially with a FMC who was just unapologetically crazy and determined to get what she wants.
I also appreciate how she embraced and loved her femininity and softness, while still holding her own against her men. Sometimes it’s nice to just read about a character who loves pink and dressing up.
It was hard to show the dynamic between the guys due to the length of book but because the pace was quick, it didn’t feel rushed or out of place when we were told instead of shown—usually I don’t like this but I think it worked well here. The guys also made me laugh towards the end of the book as they were accepting the FMC as she is.
Really enjoyed!! Completely devoured the book and read within two hours
June 21, 2025
soo soo good!
So this is my secound book reading by Gwendoline (the first being a 5⭐️ called bunker down, baby) and just like the fist it made me laugh out loud, and just completely love the UNHINGED FMC ! Honestly her female characters wanting to be loved and being so loony about it is the best part. Their POVs are hard to keep a straight face on 😅. I have all of Gwendolines books on my soon TBR list now and highly recommend anyone who is looking for humorous light and stalker ish FMCs to read her books too!
So this is my secound book reading by Gwendoline (the first being a 5⭐️ called bunker down, baby) and just like the fist it made me laugh out loud, and just completely love the UNHINGED FMC ! Honestly her female characters wanting to be loved and being so loony about it is the best part. Their POVs are hard to keep a straight face on 😅. I have all of Gwendolines books on my soon TBR list now and highly recommend anyone who is looking for humorous light and stalker ish FMCs to read her books too!
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