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Published March 24, 2025
Fifteen-year-old Dashing Junior, aka DJ, is the son of the legendary Sir Dashing, a brave and feted knight of Beregond city in the territory of Uh. After retiring from his valiant quests, Sir Dashing has spent the last sixteen years offering his advice and wisdom to the city. In gratitude, it wants to knight him. But as the same person can’t be knighted twice, the powers that be decide to honour his son DJ with knighthood.
The problem is that DJ has not done anything knight-like, and is probably not even capable of doing so. Everyone knows this, including DJ himself. So to prove his worthiness for the knighthood, DJ decides to set off on a quest across the territory of Uh and reach the Amulet of the Goddess. Accompanying him on this quest are Riley – DJ’s best friend (and secret crush) and an aspiring ranger, Francis – an orc who would rather read than fight, and Steve – a friar with a fondness for yelling and for his frying pan. Will this ragtag group be able to complete a journey that has monsters and magic lurking in every corner?
The story comes to us mostly in DJ’s third-person perspective.
Riley was there. She was always there. A shadow cast over them as Francis got up and encased them in his big green arms. Then Steve got to his feet and plastered himself across the group. Together, they cocooned DJ in a warm embrace. And in his chest, his heart settled.
Here, in the arms of his friends, he wasn’t forgotten.
That’s kind of the story of our journey, huh? Get broke, find a job, barely escape, earn some coin. Rinse and repeat.”This is told from the third-person past-tense perspective of mostly DJ but interestingly switches at one point to Francis when he is with Gasha.
“Sounds like lazy writing,” Francis said.
The wizard winked and said, “Observe!” Without taking his eyes off DJ, he reached under the table, pulled out a small crossbow, and fired a bolt into Francis’s shoulder.Devin was really cool but funny too, especially after the dragon fiasco
Walking ahead of the group, swinging his arms, Devin looked over his shoulder. His face was bright and cheery, despite being half-smeared with dragon blood. He said, “All things considered, I think that went pretty well!”I wish I had an enchanted bag that could carry nearly 300 pounds of stuff – mind you, it’s not so handy to find specific things you need!
“If he’s so big and mighty, why does he need guards at all?”I mentioned Terry Pratchett previously, the box that sprouts legs reminds me of the luggage in The Colour of Magic. Also, a section here was akin to Pratchett’s saying of “The pen is mightier than the sword”:
“Someone’s gotta walk around and tell people to behave themselves. We don’t do much else.” The guard tapped the armor on his leg. “Arrow to the knee. Put an end to my adventures long ago.”
He stood at a table, his arm moving with the precision of a swordsman. But his weapon of choice was a quill and ink.This is actually one of my favourite quotes from this book!
“What I understand,” the orc said, “is that you have a serious talent for something and you’re afraid to explore it because you’re a fifteen-year-old boy who desperately cares what other people think. And what you need to understand is that although you are Sir Dashing’s son, you are also your own person with your own destiny, and that is something that is all your own.”He also wishes he was more like his dad. But he undergoes a lot of character development, first shown through the fact that DJ hates that he gets greeted as “New Philip” – he does, in fact, value his individuality and who he is. This is solidified when the thought of achieving his quest and getting the amulet no longer appeals to him as it once did. He no longer feels the need to prove anything, which is beautiful.
“He’s not perfect—he’s really distracted by his past heroics—but he’s always been there for me. Tried to show me that I was okay when no one else did.”Another is the more tense and bitter relationship between DJ and his mother Melanie. She abandoned him when he was a child and has been an absent parent all of his life. I like that DJ gets to reprimand her for what she did. Francis also has this: he had a father who didn’t respect him unlike DJ whose father did.
“I have a famous dad. Everyone expected me to be like him, but I’m not. I went on this quest to prove to everyone that I’m worthy of being a knight like him, but along the way, I stopped caring what they think. I’m not my dad—I don’t slay dragons and save maidens. At first, I hated that. But in the last few months, I learned that I’m actually okay as I am.”