Vodka is not just a drink. It’s a way of life. A liquid decision. A cultural icon with a criminal record.
Water of the Gods, Poison of Champions is the hilarious, unfiltered, and dangerously informative guide to the world’s most misunderstood spirit. From its muddy origins in frozen Slavic huts to the glittering shelves of elite nightclubs, this book dives headfirst into vodka’s chaotic history, wild flavors, drinking rituals, and questionable glory.
You’ll How to buy vodka without looking stupid
The terrifying world of flavored vodka (cotton candy... why?)
Why Russians consider it medicine and Americans mix it with fruit punch
Whether you’re a cocktail enthusiast, a vodka veteran, or a vodka virgin looking to level up your chaos—this book is your drinking companion, your therapist in a bottle, and your last defense against bubblegum-flavored mistakes. How to drink like a pro—and survive the next morning