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Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone

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27 Dresses meets Crazy Ex-Girlfriend in this witty, serendipitous rom-com with a magical twist from New York Times bestselling author Christine Riccio.

When your name literally means “forever alone,” it takes a lot of positive self-talk to stay optimistic in the hellscape that is dating. But on the cusp of thirty, Rikki Romona is determined to find her person.

Columnist, therapist, podcaster, entrepreneur—Rikki is an overachiever who thrives on schedules. She can absolutely handle two weddings in two days, and lock down someone to drag along as a plus-one.

And yet, She doesn’t.

Rikki finds herself flying hopelessly solo at a themed wedding in New Jersey. A lonely Rapunzel waiting for her Flynn.

Enter Reed writer, podcast producer, wannabe actor. Surprisingly single with startling blue eyes, he seems perfect. The catch? He lives kind of far away, so dating him would be a bit of a hike. Like an intense, all-the-way-across-the-country hike.

After one unforgettable night together, Rikki’s sure this is the end. But as she braces herself for heartache, the universe, it seems, has other plans…

424 pages, Kindle Edition

First published November 11, 2025

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Christine Riccio

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Christine Riccio has been on a quest to encourage more humans to read since the third grade. No one really listened until she started making videos about books on Youtube in 2010. Now her channel PolandbananasBOOKS has over 390,000 book-loving subscribers. She makes comedic book reviews, vlogs, sketches, and writing videos chronicling the creation of her own novel. She’s also one of the three YouTubers behind BOOKSPLOSION. Originally from New Jersey, Christine graduated from Boston University in 2012 with a degree in Film and TV and now lives in Los Angeles, CA. Other hobbies include hot yoga and oatmeal.

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Profile Image for Natasha Polis.
71 reviews13.1k followers
December 3, 2025
MY FAVORITE CHRISTINE RICCIO BOOK!!!

I don’t think i’ve laughed this hard in a romance book ever before!! Christine’s first foray into adult romance and it’s STEAMYYYY and funny! I couldn’t book the book down and couldn’t wait to see what the next weddding theme was gonna be! you’ll love Reed! he’s literally the sweetest and most charming guy.
5 reviews
June 17, 2025
The problem with Christine's books is she only writes main characters that are obviously based on herself, and they all have the same unbearable personality. She leans on the idea that quirkiness = charm, and that if a character is awkward and self-deprecating, they automatically become lovable. It almost feels like she's looking for self-validation by writing her own oddities and insecurities into her characters, wrapped up in a "look how cute and relatable I am" package. It's not necessarily a bad thing to write characters with traits that resonate personally, but when it feels this forced and transparent, it just takes me out of the story. All throughout, I couldn't help but notice the blatant self-insertion and desire for validation. It creates such a weird dynamic where it's like I (the reader) and Reed (the hot male lead) are just here to indulge in her need for approval and affection.

What's even more exasperating is Reed is an extension of Christine too. He writes YA contemporary novels, makes Bridgerton references, compares himself to Monica from Friends, loves Survivor, has daddy issues, and uses AAVE like, "it's giving [blank]." He's also instantly obsessed with Rikki for reasons that seem more like wish fulfillment than anything realistic. This book just feels so weirdly self-indulgent. The dialogue reads like made-up conversations Christine probably has with herself in the shower.

Lastly, I have to mention that the plot itself was unbelievably lazy and illogical. As someone who's currently in a long distance relationship, I went into this book interested in reading someone else's take on it. Only to find out that the main character has a *magical journal* that can teleport her to her love interest. What a cop-out.

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3 reviews
June 25, 2025
I received an ARC of this book from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.

I didn't care for this book. It didn't feel believable how it went from "everything sucks" for the main character to "wow, everything in my life worked out the way I'd always wanted." The magical journal idea was horribly lazy. It felt like the author didn't know how to fix the main character's problems organically so she had to introduce magic. In my opinion, this just shows a lack of creativity on her part.

Also the writing was very weird and amateurish. I literally flipped open to a random chapter and there were so many examples to choose from:
"My lips shrunk into a ball." (??)
"Reed's expression renders back to serious handsome-man war-hero chic as he juts out the crook of his elbow." (Surprisingly, my biggest issue here is the use of the word "render.")
"My head kicks forward in a laugh." (I'm trying to picture this and I can't. Does she have tics?)
"A tingling sensation dusts over my skin, stalling my ability to respond." (Again, I get the idea but it's just such awkward wording.)

I understand the author is an influencer and that's probably how she was handed this book deal, but I was aghast at how bad it was. I've read wattpad stories written by twelve-year-olds that were more clever and refined than this book.
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371 reviews
June 21, 2025
Received as an Advanced Reader’s Copy through NetGalley from Montlake, a romance imprint of Amazon Publishing.

Long-distance love stories are rare in contemporary romance, which makes this novel stand out from the start. Christine Riccio’s protagonist, Rikki Romona, isn’t just navigating the challenge of physical distance; she’s wrestling with something more internal. With the support of close friends, a partner willing to meet her every relationship demand, and even the universe itself—thanks to a touch of magic—nudging her forward, Rikki’s journey becomes one of self-sabotage, self-discovery, and eventual growth. While the story leans into wish fulfillment, it also reads like a deeply personal reflection of something the author herself longs for: a version of love imagined from the perspective of someone still figuring themselves out.

Even when the storytelling stumbles, Riccio’s voice remains vibrant. She’s laugh-out-loud funny, and her willingness to explore emotional messiness—particularly from a female perspective—adds a grounded honesty to the novel. The plot, especially between the midpoint and final stretch, can feel scattered and uncertain. But that confusion ends up feeling purposeful; the wandering is part of the point. It reflects the internal work Rikki must do to earn her ending. The mess isn’t just narrative—it’s thematic. And that’s what ultimately makes the payoff feel earned.

If you’re open to a romance that begins as an idealized, cinematic love story—more suited to the screen than the page—and gradually spirals into something more introspective about becoming ready for love rather than simply finding it, this one delivers with heart, humor, and a touch of magical realism.
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275 reviews71 followers
July 18, 2025
I have always found Christine’s books enjoyable. Are they the best written? No, but I’ve always found super enjoyable things about them. When she put out the description for this book, I was excited because I also have dating anxiety and feel like I’m just going to be forever alone, as the title says. That being said, however, I unfortunately had to force my way through this book.

I truly could not stand the main character, Rikki, and how intensely millennial this book is. Rikki is like a carbon copy of a lot of Christine’s books and truly feels like an heightened version of herself. It felt like she couldn’t decide on who Rikki is as a character separate from herself. The amount of random, embarrassing mishaps was genuinely too much and happened like every other page. Between that and the magical journal used for teleportation, it felt like cop outs to dealing with the situation of liking someone that lives across the country and to move the plot forward because the author didn’t know how to make some points happen. There’s also so many themed weddings, it’s actually crazy how many can just randomly pop up for them to go to in like a month or two time period. Disney, musicals, DOGS??? I sound like I’m high trying to explain all the random things that happen in this book.

There’s a lot of “TTYL,” the use of “boi,” “sex goblin” and “lady parts” or “vag” instead of just saying the words. There’s a ton of just random rules that don’t make sense (like they can only call each other when sitting on a mattress?? y’all are long distance, you cannot survive that if you are limiting yourself to calling ONLY when you are both sitting on a bed). I was excited that Christine was venturing into the world of adult romances, however it reads more like a YA book than even her other ones. Don’t get me started on that first sex scene the main character writes for the love interest.

The conflict at the end and realizing how she is unconsciously is in relationships was good until Rikki didn’t end up showing her development after all that. But, I’m genuinely really disappointed that I didn’t like this book. I love the author, I’ve really enjoyed her other books, but this one just felt so forced.

Thank you to NetGalley, the author, and publisher for providing me a copy of this e-ARC in exchange for an honest review.
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880 reviews167 followers
July 9, 2025
although there's nothing inherently wrong with writing a self-insert character or basing characters on real people (including yourself), there comes a time when if you do it enough times, it becomes a pattern. and it gets repetitive. and that's not something you want to be known for

i didn't really vibe with this. the writing saved it because it made it entertaining enough for me to keep going, but i simply.... didn't care enough? the whole magic journal felt like an easy way out for every problem the characters would face instead of having them work on stuff. there's never any learning because everything can be easily solved

thanks to netgalley and the publisher for the arc in exchange for an honest review
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624 reviews481 followers
September 11, 2025
I was really enjoying the first half of this book, and then the FMC literally crapped her pants and I was grossed out.

I wish I was kidding. But alas. Crapping ones pants shouldn’t exist in romcoms that are meant to be swoony, in my opinion.

Thank you to the publisher for the gifted ARC. Maybe include violent craps as a trigger warning for the ladies out there who don’t find it amusing.
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74 reviews2 followers
June 23, 2025
Right off the bat the concept of this story pulled me in, as a single woman in my 30s I feel for Rikki. Christine has a way of wrapping me up in a story quickly that I can’t put down, I binged this book in less than two days. Needless to say I really enjoyed Christine’s first full fledge adult romance.

This story was about both of these characters sorting through their lives and trying to get to a place where their lives work together. There was a magic notebook, crazy themed weddings, moments that made me laugh out loud and parts that made me swoon and cringe. Reed might be my favourite mmc I’ve read this year, I absolutely adore him and hope that one day I’ll find my Reed because man what a great love interest!

There were elements of the story that were frustrating but the characters (Rikki, it was always Rikki) eventually figure it out and work through the parts that had me want to give her a good shake, much like her friends did.

Overall this story was so fun and I can’t wait to see what Christine comes out with next!

Thanks to NetGalley, the author Christine Riccio and the publisher Montlake for providing me with an advanced copy of this book in exchange for my honest opinion.
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29 reviews
July 4, 2025
I found myself relating to Rikki on many levels, especially regarding her thoughts on dating and her overall perspective on life in her thirties. The author captures the experience of navigating the dating scene at this age with remarkable authenticity. I also love the subtle magical twist woven into the story, adding a sprinkle of enchantment to what could have been just a typical tale about dating and finding love.

The fact that Rikki shares my favorite movie and references "Throne of Glass" only made me appreciate the story more. It adeptly describes the complexities of being single in your thirties, mirroring many of the feelings I personally have. Overall, it's a truly charming love story that left me feeling warm and connected.
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341 reviews
June 14, 2025
4.5 stars

At thirty, Rikki Romona has a thriving career, great friends, multiple jobs (all she is wildly successful at!) but the one area of her life she has been lacking in is love. Modern dating has not been kind to her and despite her checking off the option for a plus one at a wedding, and trying very hard to find a date for it, she shows up alone. Lucky for her, she meets charming, attractive and age-appropriate Reed at this wedding. Unfortunately, he lives across the country making a relationship hard to pursue, but what's the harm in trying?

This book was just so FUN! It reads like an early 2000s rom-com filled with light and fun and whimsical bits, heartwarming friendships, complicated family relationships, a touch of magic and of course, a swoon-worthy romance.

All the characters in this story felt so real and easy to relate to - Rikki's romantic struggle particularly. Not enough books are set in today's dating landscape so it was refreshing to read about her issues with the apps, and men ghosting her and more recent, relatable problems! She touches on the struggles of seeing all her close friends settle down while she feels like she's falling behind. I also LOVED all the strong female friendships Christine weaved into this story. And I thought she portrayed the ups and downs of adult friendships really well.

Reed was such a great love interest - he was sweet and thoughtful and matched Rikki's freak in all the best ways. I loved the romantic tension between them from the get-go and how their connection felt real and not instalove-y. This book was spicier than I expected from Christine and I loved it!

Other than the romance, friendships and the whimsy in this story, it is also grounded by some intense family relationships shown by Rikki's relationship with her father. Despite being a fun love story, I really liked how deeper, more serious aspects of being an adult were portrayed in this story. Rikki's reflections on her growth through the story were my favorite parts to read.

The writing is great and so easy to read - I was flying through this! The chapter names were fun and there are several nods to Taylor Swift song titles. The bizarre things that characters have to do in this book were described vividly and the tone of the book was so reminiscent of a rom-com, I was able to picture everything so clearly. The dialogue and banter is cute and I love how many inside jokes between Rikki and Reed the author managed to pack in! All while making the reader also feel like we're in on the joke.

Overall, this is such a magical love story which balances light and dark so well and if you enjoyed any rom-coms ever, you will definitely enjoy this one! I highly recommend!

Thank you to NetGalley and Christine Riccio for an eARC in exchange for an honest review!
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183 reviews15 followers
July 27, 2025
ARC provided by the publisher for an honest review

I enjoyed this more than Attached at the Hip, but it still wasn't a winner for me. I understand that, as a rom-com, elements are going to be exaggerated for effect, but this didn't have anything grounding it. The romance, characters, plot, and comedy all just fell flat for me. I couldn't find anything to connect with because nothing felt real.

The characters are really at the heart of this. Rikki feels like Riccio's other protagonists: quirky to a fault, more millennial than anyone I've ever met, and oscillating between unable to handle things herself and being the friend that everyone inexplicably relies on. She says strange phrases, handles situations oddly, and is generally an 11 on the quirky and self-deprecating scales. It seems like Riccio thinks this automatically makes Rikki endearing, but it mostly makes her exhausting. I found that I wasn't rooting for her because she was always either making such bizarre choices or complaining about how everything wasn't magically going her way (even though it usually was, sometimes literally).

Reed sweeps in as a pretty perfect love interest for Rikki - he's smart, and banters with her, likes her quirks, and is successful, but also vulnerable, artsy, and emotionally intelligent. It just feels like he's always saying the right thing, always so patient and understanding, even (or especially) when the situation screams for some skepticism. Because of this, the romance never feels believable - and worse, it's not compelling.

The supporting cast is just pretty flat. Rikki's friends are generic friend characters. Rikki's dad is a generic bad dad. There's just not a lot of substance.

The plot was all over the place. It's fast-paced, which is good, but it almost feels like there are competing ideas here. First, we have the blurb version: Rikki is desperate to find her person and throws herself into dating, marking a +1 on multiple wedding invitations as she stares down her 30th birthday. That's a grounded premise! But also entirely glossed over; the opening chapter starts after that has all happened.

Instead, we get a different story: Rikki meets Reed on the eve of her 30th birthday and immediately falls for him, only to find that he lives on the other side of the country. They make a series of (frankly arbitrary and completely nonsensical) rules about how to manage their long-distance relationship. There's a grounded romance in there too, but it's all thrown out the window by the magical twist. Instead of having to work through their trust issues and the difficulties of actually being long-distance, fate steps in and gives Rikki a way to travel anywhere she wants immediately. The magic feels like a crutch to resolve plot issues that Riccio didn't want to or couldn't solve without it. It doesn't feel like something that should be happening this many books into her career.

It's now a totally unmoored romance, with an MMC that will accept any mistakes the FMC might make, meaning there's no tension. Sure, plenty goes wrong, but only in quirky, over the top ways to put Rikki in absurd situations.

Which leads me to the comedy. It just...didn't land. So many of the references are millennial references that feel dated the second they're read. Jokes are recycled practically verbatim without acknowledgement. And sometimes, Riccio just goes for the most outlandish situation possible in hopes that it'll force comedy (one scene at the 50% mark stands out in this way, and it's something I really wish had been left on the cutting room floor. Uncomfortable is not the same as funny!)

On top of it all, the writing was clunky and awkward. Riccio has a tendency to over-describe her scenes, while also using strange turns of phrase. It was easy to read, but I still found myself stopping every so often because word or structure choices were so bizarre.

TL;DR: I think this needed more time in development before hitting shelves. It feels like Riccio started with one story prompt, shifted to another, then wanted to add a magical element and pivoted again. Instead of making these pieces work in harmony (or cutting any), they're all smashed together in a way that flattens all of them and disconnects them from any emotional resonance. I hope this finds it's readers, but I was disappointed.
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4 reviews1 follower
July 20, 2025
I received an ARC of this book, and it was fantastic!!! Riccio tackles the world of dating as a thirty-something in a fresh and hilarious way. The magic, sacrifice, and personal growth of being in love all come to life in this story. The characters are endlessly charming, and the dates the main characters go on are nothing short of enchanting. Riccio paints a vivid picture of the feeling of being swept up in love while simultaneously making the people and situations feel authentic and relatable. Absolutely recommend to anyone looking for a laugh-out-loud funny, romantic, and heartfelt read!!
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300 reviews26 followers
November 15, 2025
11/14/25
I am sad to say this is my least favorite Christine book. But not for many of the reasons the top reviews mention, so I will be adding my own two cents to this review as soon as I get a moment.

I still love it for all of it's Christine witticisms and the way it is quintessentially her writing, I just could not stand how straight up mortifying this book is at times.

Again, I'll get into it more at a later date. But don't let people who just hate a fun, casually written book steer you away from this or Christine's books.

4/29/25
NEW CHRISTINE BOOK LET'S GOOOOO
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43 reviews
June 15, 2025
Thank you to the publisher and NetGalley for the opportunity to read this ARC in exchange for an honest review.

At 30, Rikki Romona has it all, thriving careers, amazing friends, and success in everything except love. After modern dating disappointments and failing to find a plus-one for a wedding, she attends solo… only to meet Reed, a charming and attractive man who seems perfect, except he lives across the country. A relationship might be complicated, but Rikki figures. . .what’s the harm in trying?

I had high hopes for this book. The title and premise immediately drew me in, and the dedication was an instant win, especially as a single woman who just turned 30. I was excited to see a relatable, fresh take on modern dating and life in your thirties. The early chapters were promising, and the male lead, Reed, was charming and funny. Unfortunately, the story quickly lost its footing.

While the book had potential and a strong emotional setup, it took on too many directions at once. Plotlines felt scattered, and by the middle of the book, I found myself struggling to stay engaged. What began as a grounded, romantic narrative turned chaotic with the addition of an unexpected magical realism element, a journal that teleports the main character across the country. At that point, it was hard to take the story seriously.

Additionally, the characters felt overly idealized. Both protagonists seemed to be experts in every creative field imaginable, from acting to drawing to writing, which made them less believable. While it’s possible to have many hobbies, the lack of limits made them feel more like fantasy avatars than real people.

As a licensed therapist, I also had concerns with a key subplot in which the protagonist provides couples therapy to her cousin and her cousin’s husband. While not illegal, it is highly unethical, even without compensation. It presented a major conflict of interest that could’ve been avoided with deeper research or sensitivity to real-world boundaries in clinical work.

Another challenge for me was the overuse of pop culture references. While I appreciate timely nods to music, social media, and trends, their frequency became distracting. It pulled me out of the narrative and made the main character feel more like a teenager than a thirty-year-old professional.

I truly wanted to connect with this story, especially given how much I related to the setup. But between the disjointed plot, unrealistic character traits, and lack of grounding in key areas, this read more like a chaotic Wattpad story than the layered romantic journey I was hoping for.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
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147 reviews
July 3, 2025
First off I want to say that I really enjoyed my time reading this super fun story by Christina Riccio. Between all the wildly themed weddings, a magical journal, and all the parts that made me giggle out loud so many times, it felt like watching a classic rom-com movie.

So what worked me? I liked that the characters were in their 30s and they felt like they were that age. They felt like they had some experience with life. I also liked that our mcs both had their own issues that they were working through and they were working on them.

In the synopsis it describes this book as 27 dresses meets Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. I’ve only seen 27 dresses once and I’ve never seen Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, although now I’m interested in watching that TV series but
I honestly got more how to lose a guy in 10 days vibes. I think it was the column writer and the back and forth of the story and how the characters chatted with their friends about each other.

Okay so the magical journal. The synopsis only mentions a magical twist. I was not expecting a magical journal that could transport you where ever you wanted to go. It kinda came out of nowhere and felt a little random but once it was introduced I liked how it progressed the storyline. I really liked the magical journal concept, it actually would’ve been a big selling point for me if it had been mentioned in the synopsis. That said, I do wish it had been woven more consistently throughout the second half of the book. It does reappear near the end, but I think it could’ve either played a more central role.

One thing that I think could possibly be a turn off for some readers but didn’t bother me was mentions of some popular ‘booktok’ books and a few other modern day real world name drops. I know some readers are more sensitive to this in fiction and I have seen forums with strong opinions on it so this is more of a ‘reader know thyself’ warning.

I think that readers that like Ashley Poston, Sarah Adams, & Christina Lauren might like this book.

I haven’t read anything by Christina Riccio before. In the acknowledgments I saw this was Christine’s first adult novel. That’s so exciting, and I look forward to seeing what she’ll write in the future! I’m also looking forward to exploring her backlist.

Thank you NetGalley, Christina Riccio, and the publisher Montlake for the opportunity to read this ARC in exchange for an honest review.
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574 reviews11 followers
July 21, 2025
Thank you NetGalley for the arc of this book. This was such a cute read. I loved the energy at the start and the banter between the characters. There were so many humorous lines! Reed was just fantastic. The themed weddings were one of my favorite parts and very creatively thought out...though over the top...it was just my style. It was all set for a 5 until the end. The ending miscommunication drama was a little bit too much for me. Things were ruined by a very simple thing that shouldn't have been as big of a deal as it was. There are plenty of other factors at play that I would have rather used as the ending conflict. The ending was cute though not my favorite of all. Definitely an author I've enjoyed.
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467 reviews4 followers
November 29, 2025
Thank you NetGalley, Montlake and Christine Riccio for the ARC in exchange for an honest review.

There were things I really enjoyed about the story and unfortunately many things I didn’t enjoy.

What I liked:
- the book connection between the FMC and MMC
- Writing the book chapter by chapter together
- The friends/side characters
- The personal growth/understanding by both main characters - although very forced I’m glad it at least happened

What I didn���t love:
- the magic 😬
- The FMC being so quirky and awkward (it felt forced and not genuine)
- Some of the writing was clumsy
- The rules
- The dad - could be very triggering for some
- The wastebasket - if you understand, I’m sorry
- How our MMC is wildly successful and no one knows him

Overall, I kept reading but the parts I didn’t love really overshadowed the parts I did like.
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1,307 reviews20 followers
August 19, 2025
It was a little bit of magic via a journal with special powers, some wild themed weddings (but also I totally want to go to these), and a single woman figuring out where she fits with regard to love. It was a fun read as two people figure out how/if/when they're going to find their way to each other. Thanks to NetGalley and the publisher for the look at this January 2026 release! (Note: While you're waiting, check out Attached at the Hip by the same author!)
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106 reviews6 followers
December 9, 2025
A cute Rom-com romance. Long distance friends to lovers. Self realization. Some magical component sprinkled that made the read fun. Laugh out loud hilarious scenes as well.
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31 reviews
December 20, 2025
fun read

Super fun read and cute story. Definitely kept me engaged and a page turner to know what happened next. Kinda cliche but at the same
Time not.
16 reviews2 followers
Review of advance copy
December 25, 2025
I can 100% see this book as a rom-com movie. This is not the genre of book I usually read but I could not put it down. it had me wondering what would happen next and laughing out loud!
41 reviews
December 13, 2025
There were about 50 “it’s giving” comments too many. I was super caught off guard by the magical/supernatural element too.
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26 reviews2 followers
November 27, 2025
Such a fun book! Made me laugh so many times, it was witty, creative, and refreshing!
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Author 1 book26 followers
June 11, 2025
Thirty, Flirty and Forever Alone (TFAFA) is author Christine Riccio's adult debut-and what a debut it was!

Riccio brings a new voice to the world of adult romance. She delves into Rikki's story through a voice that perfectly balances humor, awkwardness, and real. While so many rom-com style novels can blur together into memory in the typical Hallmark style, TFAFA is one that will remain a standout in my head for years to come.

As some background, TFAFA centers on Rikki who is positive she has been cursed in dating. All of her past relationships have ended swifter than you can say Minute-the Newspaper where she has transformed her travesty of a dating life into an entertaining romance column. Beside her professional writing career, Rikki balances between a dozen other side hustles (honestly, these are all full time jobs) including planning her friends and family's weddings (ouch. As if being devastatingly single isn't bad enough, she gets to plan the HEA's for everyone else). At one of which, she meets her Flynn Rider (Reed) and finally falls into her own whirlwind romance!

I swear that with every book, Christine Riccio's writing grows tenfold, which is truly saying something as I have LOVED her writing in each and every book. For this story especially, however, she did more than just make me feel every emotion, she truly made me think. Rikki is truly a FMC that we can all relate to as she attempts to balance toxic relationships of all types, multiple jobs, and her own interests and is a book girlie herself. However, at some point balancing all of this becomes all but impossible as her world starts to suffocate her. Watching Rikki's story unfold truly made me think about my own life and relationships (but in the best way).

On a more fun note, I absolutely fell in love with so many scenes in this book. Most of the time when I read, I have been told I have no reactions. For this book, however, I found myself laughing, holding my breath, and literally tearing up. From Rikki and Reed's meet cute, to her work developments (forgive me for being vague, but this is a book that you should go into spoiler free!), to the final chapter, I went through a rollercoaster of emotions.

If you are searching for a true adult romance that will give you all of the warm fuzzies of How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days coupled with the emotional turmoil of The Notebook, then you will devour this book!

My favorite quotes:
♡ "While we can't scientifically organize our fall into love, we can objectively construct and utilize a set of dating rules for ourselves in the effort to lessen the unbearable Is this going anywhere?"
♡ "So do you?" I prompt. "Do I what?" "Believe in the universe!" He mashes his lips together, hesitating for a beat. "If you asked me this any other day, I'd say no."
♡ "I want to open him up and devour all the small print."
♡ "Wearing clothes today? That's new."
♡ "Having emotions doesn't make us horrible people. It's what we do with them that informs who we are."

Thank you SO much Netgalley and Christine Riccio for this early copy of Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone in exchange for an honest review! I honestly loved this book more than I can express.
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Author 7 books154 followers
August 25, 2025
Well, this book wasn’t exactly what I expected!

I was ready to enjoy a run-of-the-mill rom-com again. And that’s exactly how Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone starts. Two people who have a past meet for the first time by coincidence… there are many coincidences in this book… and are very attracted to each other. One is an ex-author; one is an ex-book critic. They moved on, and since they are young and modern people, they do things such as podcasts and whatever else it is that barely thirty year old people do. There are hilarious accidents, the relationship counsellor (i.e. the protagonist) lays down lots of rules for dating, and there is a journal with her name on it.

I did not foresee teleportation in this book!

I was reading it quite slowly until the journal showed its magic. At that point, I became glued to the book and finished it in one afternoon/evening. The coincidences stopped bothering me (much), the puzzling decisions the heroine and her romantic interest make – same. I just needed to know what happens next and I looked at the page count with slight despair, because I wanted this feeling to last: pure enjoyment. That’s what this book is. It’s hardly realistic even if you take teleportation out of the equation (look at me using long words!) but who cares when it’s so damn entertaining? Rikki was occasionally irritating, Reed – too perfect, and I could keep nitpicking, but I’d be spoiling the fun I had reading Thirty, Flirty, and Forever Alone – a book that made me forget that I 1) was hungry, 2) had to make dinner before eating it, 3) it is WHAT TIME? I guess we’re eating late.

Seriously recommended to my fellow rom-com readers. This book will teleport you into a place where all ends well, but oh boy, does it go on some interesting detours before it does.

I received a free copy of this book via NetGalley. This did not influence my review.

(7/10, rounded up to 4/5 for Goodreads)

My ratings:
5* = this book changed my life
4* = very good
3* = good
2* = I should have DNFed
1* = actively hostile towards the reader*
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270 reviews34 followers
December 12, 2025
SUMMARY:
When your name literally means “forever alone,” it takes a lot of positive self-talk to stay optimistic in the hellscape that is dating. But on the cusp of thirty, Rikki Romona is determined to find her person. Columnist, therapist, podcaster, entrepreneur, Rikki is an overachiever who thrives on schedules. She can absolutely handle two weddings in two days, and lock down someone to drag along as a plus-one. And yet, She doesn’t. Rikki finds herself flying hopelessly solo at a themed wedding in New Jersey. A lonely Rapunzel waiting for her Flynn. Enter Reed Tyler writer, podcast producer, wannabe actor. Surprisingly single with startling blue eyes, he seems perfect. The catch? He lives kind of far away, so dating him would be a bit of a hike. Like an intense, all-the-way-across-the-country hike. After one unforgettable night together, Rikki’s sure this is the end. But as she braces herself for heartache, the universe, it seems, has other plans. . .

REVIEW:
Thirty, Flirty and Forever Alone is my first book by the author Christine Riccio and my December 2025 Amazon First Reads pick. The story starts with Rikki Romona, a columnist, therapist, podcaster, entrepreneur, who happened to find an unexpected plus-one in Reed Tyler at her friend's Disney themed wedding reception. Reed is a writer, podcast producer and wannabe actor that surprisingly opens up with Rikki in a way that had her confused and running scared from what could possibly be a serious relationship. And to make things more interesting Rikki happens to get a magical journal that lets her travel wherever she wants after completing a task. Christine Riccio delivered an intriguing magical story between two people who have major relationship traumas from their past that has left them sensitive to starting a new relationship with each other. There were times in the story where I felt like Rikki was being very harsh with Reed when he was being vulnerable because he really liked her and wanted to start a real relationship with her. It made it a bit hard to relate to Rikki but I'm glad that they were able to get their HEA.
344 reviews3 followers
December 25, 2025
Rikki is thirty, perpetually single and convinced the universe has cursed her to remain so. Then she meets Reed at a wedding, and for the first time, it feels like fate might finally be on her side. Rikki and Reed are perfect for each other, except they live on opposites side of the country…

This was such an interesting and entertaining read! The chemistry between Rikki and Reed jumps off the page from the start, and I was immediately hooked by their witty banter and easy connection. Rikki was a relatable character in so many ways: navigating this long-distance, but potentially great relationship, while also dealing with her own insecurities and fears. There’s also a little magical twist from the universe that adds some mischievous chaos and humour.

The writing is fast-paced, sharp, and genuinely funny, but it also shines when it comes to emotional depth. Rikki’s messy, complicated feelings feel real and raw, and her personal growth over the course of the story is deeply satisfying. I especially appreciated both Rikki and Reed’s own individual emotional journeys to get to a place where they could be together. Rikki’s strained relationship with her father and the ripple effects on her family added an additional layer of depth that grounded the story even further.

What starts as a banter-filled, rom-com with a hint of magic becomes so much more: a story about vulnerability and what it takes individually, emotionally, and together to build a great love! This was witty, charming and deeply emotional! Fans of witty and full of chemistry rom-coms, but who also appreciate a heartfelt romance will love this one!

This one is perfect for anyone who loves smart, chemistry-filled rom-coms with depth and those who think they’ll never find their person, and how the universe might have other plans!

Thank you to Montlake and NetGalley for the ARC. All opinions are my own.
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125 reviews
July 8, 2025
3.5/5⭐️

First I would like to thank Netgally and the publisher for allowing me to review this ARC. (It’s my first one it’s a big deal to me!)

Rikki is an anxious 29 year old moving through relationships like tinder swipes. She cannot find a match who “matches her freak”. Until she meets Reed at a wedding and the universe takes over.

I personally loved reading about a strong FMC that struggled mentally. Both Rikki and Reed have a career and a life that they had explore before the universe intervened. I think anxiety and PTSD really take a show in this book with both characters. Some past relationships cause a trauma response whether they are from family or lovers. Both worked hard to understand their boundaries but ended up causing conflict in their relationship. This mental heath representation was unique and showed that sometimes people cannot see how we hurt ourselves and others.

I enjoy the relationship in this and how it was insta love with boundaries and the characters were aware. This book has your head twirling when you get deep into it . Not with the characters but of the involvement of a universe journal. You will need to read it to see what I mean. However, I do have an issue with the constant trope of long distance relationships not working and they aren’t as real or meaningful. (As someone in a long distance relationship iykyk). It hard to watch a couple split because of that because to me it seems as if the characters do not care as much.

Overall the book was enjoyable and funny. It definitely took me on an emotional ride. It does have some triggers so I would recommend being aware of that. However, it is a fun but deep read and was something new and fresh!
1 review
June 19, 2025
This was the first ARC I've ever received. It's not terrible if you're looking for a light, fluffy read but I think this book was a missed opportunity to dive into something deeper. I liked the premise of a relationship that starts off long distance, so I was disappointed when the author introduced this weird magic into the plot line. Having a magical journal that can transport the female lead wherever she wants kind of defeats the whole idea of being long distance, no? I also didn't like how the magical journal made her do challenges in order to use it, like "confront your ex" and "confront your controlling dad." It felt like a cheap and lazy way to force the female lead to grow instead of having it happen in an authentic and internally-derived way. There were also journal challenges that were totally pointless and absurd, like "take a bath in milk" and "eat a piece of paper."

The absurdity was another thing I had a problem with. I get that one of the female lead's main traits is being a klutz, but it seemed like she was doing something ridiculous every other chapter. It was just a train of silly moments: not being able to zip up her dress at a wedding and giving her maid of honor speech half naked, getting covered in chocolate which looks like poop and ripping off her skirt in front of her crush, being teleported outside her crush's house while fully nude, dropping her belongings in the ocean so her crush has to dive in and get them, being caught pants-down in her ex's office because she has diarrhea, etc. It just kept coming and didn't feel believable so I couldn't find much humor in those situations. And for an adult novel, I think we should be past relying on nakedness and poop for comedy.
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