An ancient beast stirs in the shale beneath an oil rig. Lovers languish in a lakeside cottage. A man swipes right, hunting flesh with a predator’s patience. A woman reels from government-sanctioned body horrors.
All queer. All ravenous. All relentless.
Vampires have always been vessels of longing, craving not only blood, but sex, power, and the sanctity of the taboo. And what hunger is more righteously denied, more persistently policed, than queer love? Like the vampire, the queer spirit endures, unkillable and unashamed.
With a foreword by vampire scholar Margaret Hall, Blood, Sweat & Queers presents decadent tales of queer love from eight LGBTQ+ authors, all intertwined with the eternal allure of the vampire— stories of desire unbound, of passion unending, and hunger that threatens to consume everything in its path. Crack open the coffin, if you dare.
Review breakdown by each contributed piece of this anthology (SPOILERS):
1. Sweet Crimson Dripping: Overture by Ezra Wren shares the chaotic, choking beauty of the 1996 version of Romeo and Juliet - lush, violently saturated descriptions brought back down to earth with sharp dialogue and a charming MC. The push and pull between Amrbose and Algernon gives verbal fencing with all the same flirty sportsmanship. The quick spiral into the grief of lost love is masterful and tempered well by the warmth of new love in all its forms.
2. Blood and Oil by Mae Murray pushed the sharp scent of heavy machinery and desert mud right up into my sinuses. The gnawing, nodding rhythm of this piece trudges along, hungry and alive through what is arguably the most visceral contribution in the anthology. Horror done only as Murray can do it - through the body and straight up the spine. Darling, who kills their nightmare with the flick of a bic, will always be a badass in my heart.
3. Teeth Sharper than Moonlight by U.M. Agoawike is a delightful romp through predator/prey play and the necessity of consent throughout. Sensations that flow, quick and unyielding as the smooth surface of a river, abound. I loved the interplay between Gwyn and Rodrigo as they play their game but also stay connected to each other in the reality of the situation. Their devotion to each other rivals Gomez and Morticia, but is equally as syrupy. I’m reminded of the post somewhere online that says being sexy requires a smidge of something disgusting, and I think this piece really nails that in the absolute most mouth-watering way. Oh, to lick the grey matter from the inside of my lover’s skull…
4. Sukr by Austen Lee wheeled me up I-5 to a dreary Portland evening with arguably the smartest vampire I’ve read in recent memory. Using a dating app to find victims is… delicious. Jackson’s attempt at patience is charming, and Sky’s lying-in-wait approach during their first date (meeting? Stake out? Haha stake) makes the gravity of this initial contact scene feel a bit more potent than usual. The foreshadowing is wicked. Physicality, indelicate and crass in the way a vampire who hunts using a dating app should be.
5. The Girl in the Grove by Andi Astra thuds along to the sound of heavy hoofbeats on wet grass with the salty scent of freshly spilled blood mingling with the night air. The gentleness with which Alondra handles Secret throughout this story aches. Everything, actually, about this story aches from the way in which the grove is mostly destroyed, Alondra’s realization about who Secret is, and everything that follows.
6. When the Day Met the Night by Anna McG strips back what it means to heal through being loved the right way down to its very bones. Veronica shattered my heart with her very first flinch. Seeing Aileen’s reaction to that flinch re-shattered my already razor-sharp pieces. There is something so cathartic about a cozy story in which a vampire kills an abusive ex-partner, a catharsis that speaks very personally to me. I feel seen by this. I feel healed by this. Needless to say, as I’m typing through tears, this contribution is my unabashed favorite.
7. Hi, I’m the author of this one, so I won’t be reviewing my own work. Shameless opinion, though, that healthcare “system” in America is a joke, even for vampires.
8. Sweetest Midnight by Lyndall Clipstone is every vampire-loving ballerina’s dream (hi, it’s me). Dreamy, draped in gossamer and spiderwebs, the story of Juniper and Lenore is equal parts demented (yum) and wholesome. The scene where they dance together in particular took my breath away. The dark satisfaction of their revenge plan was the perfect way to end their story.
Overall, this anthology has something for everybody. There’s no gratuitous smut that takes away from any of the plots, fresh tones in a genre that sometimes can fall into a well-worn pattern, and a multi-faceted continuation of queer voices singing hope into the world when times are so, so dark. We are here. We always have been. We always will be.
Disclaimer: I am a contributing author to this anthology; however, this is my first read-through of the piece in its entirety. That said, it is an honor to be at the table with this talented group of authors.
Blood, Sweat, & Queers is an anthology where each story is written by someone in the queer community, and many of these authors are first-time authors! These stories explore all the aspects of vampirism in various different ways and feature characters who are also queer. Each story is filled with love, heartbreak, a little bit of spice, and some revenge. Each of these stories left me wanting more and not wanting them to end! And if all of this wasn’t enough, proceeds of purchases go to support The Trevor Project! ❤️
If you’re looking for something spooky for the season, be sure to pick up BSQ! 🧛🏻♀️🧛🏻♂️🩸
Blood, Sweat & Queers opens with a killer foreword by Hall and carries this theme through to the end. While I don't have a favorite story, I particularly enjoyed the strained family loyalties and ecological messaging of The Girl in the Grove by Andi Astra.
Go ahead, judge this book by its gorgeous cover. I'm glad I got the box box since I also love the story-specific illustrations.
I didn’t love most of them but I had fun. Sometimes I felt confused, or like I didn’t really know who the characters were, or just that I felt thrusted in the middle of a story. Idk. But I liked it. Specifically the first and last story!
story 1 4.75 ⭐️ “Where am I?” “Home, River,” Ambrose said. He met their eyes, watched hope sink into the blue. A surge of joy gave him life for a minute. “You’re home.”
wow. you know what’s better than a vampire? a trans one. A nonbinary one. an 800-year-old aroace vampire which is so sick by the way! I loved this first story so much! their found family means everything to me.
story 2 3 ⭐️ Such a fire would burn for thousands of years, until their furious love cracked the earth, and they would rise again.
this was short but just as powerful of an impact darling and her creature <3
story 3 4 ⭐️ “It’s how I was remade,” he pressed the words into their wrist. “I don’t know anything else but loving you, Wyn.”
the chase was so fun, and I loved their dynamic!
story 4 3 ⭐️ sky is so insanely hot. I hated jackson so that part was satisfying but the husband subplot confused me so his husband cheated on him, died and he was avenging him? I wouldn’t personally but maybe I’m just assuming
story 5 4.75 ⭐️ this one was so poetic probably the most gripping story so far! toxic doomed yuri YAY!
“Your secret.” “My secret place. Thank you for holding me.”
I really loved the ending. tes, it was tragic but it fit so well! this story was so gripping, intense and emotional.
story 6 4 ⭐️ aileen and her human girlfriend were so cute and soft! I loved how aileen used her vampiric nature to protect and avenge.
Life, whether you are mortal or immortal, is rife with trials and tribulations. But if you’re lucky enough, you will be afforded the luxury of a love so transcendent that all obstacles seem to crumble to dust. A love that is warm, and patient, and absolving of sin. Darkness always passes, and the light of the morning brings the promise of a new day—a new life, filled with love and possibilities.
story 7 3 ⭐️ this story was so boring I genuinely didn’t care
okay it wasn’t all bad. I loved the trans guy × sick, disabled vampire trope and the worldbuilding was interesting. the ending was super sad though
story 8 2 ⭐️ am I in a reading slump, or am I simply not enjoying this one? I don’t know. probably both
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
A fun anthology! I loved some stories, while others were “just okay”. I think it was worth the purchase for its contribution to The Trevor Project, and worth the read for some fun, queer short stories.
I absolutely adored this anthology. I love how each story was so unique. There are so many different themes covered and this will leave you feeling everything.