DNF 4% - does this verbal diarrhea ever really happen in real life?
"I just got turned around when I ran into you. Maybe I have a concussion from hitting your massive body. I mean you're like a brick wall, and I probably hit those amazing pecs. At least I didn't hit your dick, and oh my God, I need to stop talking now."
OMG I need to stop reading now.
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