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354 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 9, 2025
❝ “𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒅𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆, 𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚, 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒘. 𝑴𝒂𝒚𝒃𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒄𝒚𝒄𝒍𝒆.” ❞
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❝ “…𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒌, 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒖𝒔𝒖𝒂𝒍, 𝒏𝒐?”
“𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒖𝒔𝒖𝒂𝒍,” 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒚. “𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕.” ❞
❝𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒚𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒚 𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈. 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒘𝒆’𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒌, 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒆 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈. 𝑾𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒆. 𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔, 𝒊𝒏 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒕𝒉, 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓.❞
Now we were expected to do a 180 and go straight into baking. I had to wonder whether she had truly lost the plot. ‘Why does it feel like we’re about to take part in Sweeney Todd’s Great British Bake Off?’