THE BOOK of PUKE and GOLDEN SHOWER.
...aka the book when a bunch of (so called) famous horror writers are totally unable to find out a good horror story, so instead they write down their most disgusting sexual fantasies, fold the paper into two and put it into a mixer, spit into it, mix it well, shake it... then voila! Here's the bestest most awesome horror book of 2015! Your new favorite!
Seriously?!
I can't believe that Jack Ketchum gave his name for something like this GARBAGE!
This is one of the worst horror books I've ever read in my life. Maybe only Keene's "The Rising" was the only one that was able to top this.
This book isn't even horror, it's a compilation of perverse, sick porn stories, which they desperately tried to mix into one consistent story. About 99% of the book is about pissing, puking on each other, having sex with homeless people, then killing them, then having sex with their corpses then pissing on the corpses too.
Seriously what's the f* did they think when they wrote this?
Should this book entertain me? Well it couldn't.
Should this scare the hell out of me? It didn't scare me at all. This book is not scary in any sense. I wasn't the least scared on the lowest possible level.
Should this book sexually excite me? (with all those things mentioned above) Well I didn't find it sexually stimulating. I would spit on my face in the mirror if I found this stimulating sexually. I wouldn't call myself a man, or even a human being with a soul.
I'm not an over-sensitive, easily offended person, but this book wasn't good for anything else than making me almost retch while I was eating my dinner. Woah! That's cool bros! Congrats! Keep up the good work! That's a level that every writer should reach in their careers. (sarcastically of course)
I appreciate sick stuff, I really enjoyed Carlton Mellick's Apeshit and Clusterfuck books. At least those ones were extremely funny. But this one wasn't.
I never considered Brian Keene a talented author (as I mentioned, Rising is one of the worst zombie books in my opinion... ever!) but this level is too low even for him.
I never considered Wrath James White a good writer. I think aside from writing extremely violent sex scenes he wasn't ever able to create anything worthwhile. But this book is maybe even too low for him.
I also never considered Edward Lee a very good writer. He's doing nothing else than writing down his own most perverted fantasies (in the name of horror genre) and pimp it up with fancy words because that makes it brilliant and genial and makes it sophisticated and okay. Well this book wasn't too low for him, because most of his books are already like this one. So at least I wasn't disappointed in him.
But it's the biggest fall (in level of quality) for Jack Ketchum who's one of my favorite writers. I really don't understand how could he take part in something like this?
To me this book felt like, when some retarded morons (maybe a bunch of drunk truck drivers) are sitting on a Friday afternoon and making jokes about sex and being gross just for the fun of it. Making a "who can be the most stupid, drunk & retarded contest".
Well, for me Brian Keene won this contest, so congrats man! Well done!
So, you can be proud of yourself Mr. Keene. And all of you guys who were taking part of this shameful piece of nothing! It was already a shame to publish something like this.
No real story here guys, no horror, no thrills, no chills, no suspense, no literature, just garbage on the back of more garbage coated with puke and golden shower.