Not included in my Throne Hunters Book 1 was the pre-workout, D.A.R.E shirt, and boot straps that must have gotten lost in the mail. There are things about the author that surprised me with this book, and I worry that the lens put on them will affect my enjoyment of the Bastion series. Phil Tucker seems to like writing about broken, unsavable and self-destructive women and angry, betrayed men.
Interestingly Tucker does a lot of calling himself out in this series, generally in dialogue between two characters… and does it anyway? An example would be making the main character act as a male savior figure for a broken, drug-addicted women (you just have to want it enough to stop), saying that he knows that’s what it may appears he is acting as a personal Jesus but actually isn’t, and then… does the exact thing he’s saying it’s not anyway. It really felt like this is how criticism in this book might have been handled. Pointed out, called out, and then done in a way that it is addressed in dialogue or an aside “actually this isn’t this..,” but it still very much is. I kept waiting for the series to turn on its head. I wanted all of this to be a setup for the promised betrayal and Harald’s descent promised by his curse, but it just never happened. Instead, the power of friendship (not against this but… eh) and the main character shepherding and saving his misfit support cast (which the main character calls himself out on and then does anyway) to the future he desires (which he calls himself out on and does anyway. I guess he pays them and gives them the artifacts. Him not selling the artifacts means little to nothing, as it would have been counter to his character in the book to do so anyway) .
Some of the criticism about Bastion seems doubled down on here. Specifically issues with the supporting cast’s character development. Of the main cast, the main character is a man reborn, cursed (but mostly blessed?) by a demon in exchange for power. The other main male character, Vic, is intended to be the humor element of the group, but accomplished the most serious sin of just not being funny. it mostly fell flat- as did his character. A lot of the humor is pretty juvenile (word for word “dont stick your dick in crazy” when referring to the broken woman character of the main cast, and constantly referring to his dick, conquests, and sexual ability in a variety of ways). There was no real development here. The character immediately falls into the role that he has for the rest of the book pretty early on and doesn’t deviate from it. Every other word he says is “darling” which is grating after awhile.
The maid-become-comrade who is very much a sister but also wants to do “very unsisterly” things to the main character adapts to her new freed reality by doing pretty much the same thing. She is bound for her first 18 years in servitude to the main character. She has a coming into herself moment that sorts itself out in… three days. Maybe? I have a guess that she’ll fall into her role in the next book and not deviate from that. She has dealt with the main character for the entirety of her life and appears to have Stockholm Syndrome. She’s kind of a doormat, and her ability to stay with the main character after a lifetime of abuse and mistreatment transitions easily into the month or so that this book occurs during.
There is a larger problem here with the beginning part of the book not being long enough (even though paradoxically the first three quarters were too long). We don’t see enough of Harald pre-transformation, and I don’t think Sam (the maid character) would work at all if we did. Instead we see a single day of old Harald waking up possibly still drunk. The book needed to have this section longer to provide more context. I originally believed it was due to space constraints, but after finishing the book I truly believe it’s because Sam’s character would be even less believable.
I’m hesitant to even write about the character, Nessa. She is an addict and the expert swordswoman. I have tried to keep this largely spoiler free, so I will continue with that. Her salvation is continually pointed out to be just willing herself or wanting it enough. The main character tells us that he cannot save her, that she needs to make her own decisions, and yet. And yet. There is a pretty big betrayal here by the main character that the author seems to gloss over, and the main character sees it as needing to weather her anger and not say the wrong thing in response.
This is the context of the Vic line, “don’t stick your dick in crazy.” The main character essentially acts as a Jesus figure here, and there are parallels here to Naomi in the relationship between broken women and the main, angry, reborn male character. Almost every description of the women is their shirts so sweaty it’s sticking to their body or their body and/or beauty otherwise being remarked on. Or their psychological problems that they must fix themselves that the main character totally can’t fix. Every woman is beautiful and covetable. Repeatedly any male character outside the main group- and one within- make comments to the affect they would like to take them into an alley and have their way with them. A small aside, again- the word “darling” is used entirely too much in this series.
Overall, a lot of nothing really happens this book. The cast is presented, their roles are assumed, their roles are discussed, they have conflict, and they stick together and it’s resolved. I’m expecting Nessa to take a similar exit to Naomi and the main character to respond about the same. It felt like the author had a successful series and thought he could write a book about his personal philosophy, his humor, his attitude and view of women, men’s anger and overcoming impotence, betrayal, and a crazy amount of workout tips. The magic system seemed vaguely interesting with the item used as currency also being able to be consumed to grant power.
There seems to be a larger story at play that is just a vehicle for Tucker opining. It’s tough to know how interesting the magic system will be, though, with a lot of explanation from a character that happens to be an encyclopedia, but little practical use or application. Honestly, I wish this book was better. I hope this doesn’t effect how I read Bastion, but things that seemed unique in that series now seem routine for Tucker after reading Throne Hunting. It might make an interesting read depending on how you view life, trauma, women, personal growth, and exercise. As stated, I spent most of the book waiting for it to turn on it’s head. Maybe it will in a later book. After finishing the book, however, I’m not sure I’ll give the series the benefit of the doubt.