I am so incredibly disappointed in the story given to Holly and Will in Evernight. There was so much potential... sooooooo much. And instead of getting a unique story with real character development and a full plot set in a robust steampunk world that was well built over the last FOUR and a half novels, we got... this.
First of all, if you have not read Shadowdance then you will likely not understand Evernight. That was massively disappointing because the details about what Holly and Will went through in the previous story were sparse. They were teasers. They were meant to make you want to read the next book that would be detailing everything these two went through. And they were all you fucking got as background.
The story opens with Will going to attack Holly in retribution for the platinum clockwork heart she was forced to put into him in the last novel.
Holly is an elemental, a descendent of magical beings gifted with the ability to control and manipulate metal. She's the head of Weapons and Gadgets for a secret society for supernaturals, based in London, and lives alone in a gorgeous, well appointed mansion in Mayfair. She is a prisoner in her own home from the PTSD of being kidnapped and forced to experiment on supernatural beings, most of which resulted in their deaths.
Things we never learn about Holly:
- Where the fuck her parents are.
- How her family got so wealthy and how she affords such luxury.
- How she got into the whole "brilliant scientist" gig, including: where she was trained, went to school, or otherwise got to this point in her life.
- What all happened to her in Shadowdance.
- Anything other than the fact that she can manipulate metal, is completely emotionless and analytical, and not a virgin.
This girl is the Spock of Steampunk.
Will is half-demon, specifically the type of demon that can only go out at night, moves very fast, turns into a shadow, and drinks blood. In every other story this would be a vampire... but in the Darkest London series, it's a Sanguis demon. His formative years were spent with a group of orphan supernatural boys, which is how he met and became friends with Jack Talent from Shadowdance. He was punished for helping Jack and forced to be one of Holly's experiments, which is why he has a platinum clockwork heart. The result: His supernatural body is rejecting the platinum and he's alternating between vampire-demon and craze-Silver-Surfer.
Unlike Holly, we actually DO learn quite a bit about Will, but his background, history, linage - details that, you know, build a character and endear him to the reader - are all given in the middle or toward the end of this story, well after his overt sexual behavior turns off both the reader and Holly.
I mean that literally. After the first time they have sex she tells him that his attitude is a complete turnoff and she doesn't want to be with him again.
To be clear: I do not blame her one bit.
So here we are, with one severely underdeveloped and emotionless female lead and one hyper-sexualized male lead, little to no background on them, and within the first 5% of the story the plot forces them to be constantly touching each other.
Like, CONSTANTLY touching, to the extent of Holly having to rub Will's body down at least once a day. Because science.
Now, if we were given a sense of how close these two one-dimensional characters had gotten after being tortured together... or maybe that they were able to offer one another comfort or help the other through the PTSD from their awful, horrific experiences of the previous novel... then MAYBE this would make sense.
But they hated each other.
No wait, WIll hated Holly. She's emotionless so she doesn't feel anything.
And then Will suddenly DOESN'T hate Holly. He gets a boner almost as soon as he is touched by her and no, the readers aren't the only ones wondering if that's a platinum boner... he encourages her to ask him later on and we never get an answer. It's definitely a solid boner though and quite large. So there's that.
Other than that, Will woos Holly with words such as "cunny," "quim," and "tup." His sharp, knife-like features and silver shoulder length hair pull her in... I get that Will is a vampire-demon and he's a known womanizer... I know I'm reading a paranormal romance (emphasis on "romance") but dude. This was just not good.
So besides having to stay in constant contact and give full body rubdowns for scientific purposes, the plot for Evernight is driven by hit-demons who are out to kill Holly.
There are two groups out to kill Holly:
1. A new group introduced in this novel that were easily dispatched.
2. An order that the SOS has been trying to take down for FOUR and a half novels, an order so evil and unbeatable that they had caused tension and driven those other plots significantly.
One of those groups was taken down by one vampire-demon in about three paragraphs of text. Hint: It's not the first one.
I think this is one of the longest reviews I've done without a single animated gif or attempt at humor, so let me wrap it up with a list of my beefs, in no particular order.
My list of disappointments with Evernight:
1. Underdeveloped and emotionless female lead.
2. Hyper-sexualized male lead.
3. Ridiculously easy-to-end villains.
4. Lame ass reason for characters to be sexually entwined.
5. Laughable battle/fight scenes that end so quickly, they might as well not even have happened.
6. Luuuuuurve between two characters who barely know each other, and what they do know is not all that great.
7. Pretty much ZERO supporting characters or cast.
8. A side-plot of supernatural characters whose motivations were kept absurdly vague and who were not at all likable.
9. The most convoluted, unrealistic ending to any supernatural story ever. Ever. I said ever.
10. An obscene amount of wasted opportunity to write about two super interesting characters with an extremely unique backstory in a richly developed steampunk world.
But despite all of that, I did manage to finish it.
I think there was a mild turning point after Holly told Will he was offensive. He started to act a bit more decent and his grotesque sexuality got a bit self depreciating and a bit charming.
Overall, my biggest problem with Evernight was just how much opportunity was wasted. I can't even bring myself to get excited for what will clearly be the next novel, about Adam the creator of GIM's (Ghost's in the Machine).
And that, my friends, sucks.