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First published May 20, 2025
On account of being charged by starlight, the beam of Muckle Flugga Lighthouse is rumoured to be infinite in its luminosity.
It's not a shooting star, a good Samaritan or a sexual uprising that calls out to him, but a gobshite of a gannet. A blasted seabird, in full flight, cruising past, all chutzpah and vibrato, as if it was their big finish and not his. A presence so close Firth hears a swoosh in the air. So close he could have touched its svelte feathered carriage.
To his right, a slender figure in a velveteen jacket, riding boots and a lilac, felt fedora: his companion, the ethereal, and invisible to all but Ouse, Robert Louise Stevenson; RLS to friends.
She then goes on to describe an irascible keeper, ruined by grief, with a viper in his throat and a broken soldier's thirst for whisky. She talks of a darkness in him death delivered, yet lauds the way he channels it - his hauntedness - into manning the light[house]. How unyielding he remains in his battles with the abyss.
As the mizzle makes a mockery of his misery, so too does the sun offer succour to those parts of him starved of joy.
Although the soup is delicious, a flume of flavour, Firth doesn't dare praise it.
Daily dawns deliver their squashed-strawberry morning sun and purple gloamings end each day.
Ouse, finding humour in the crapulent canines, restrains his rising laughter...
How Edina is built on the backs of brave mongrels so that light-footed fawns might glide through life brightly suited...